Plagued Nice Guys

Nice Guy™ is given a chance to escape the Friend Zone®, blows it.

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"If you can catch a breath between chugging dicks I'd love to hear from you"
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Translation: I'm a complete doormat.
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"Can I get a follow back?"
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The Valeyard said:
Nice Guy™ is given a chance to escape the Friend Zone®, blows it.

"Can I get a follow back?"
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This one's always my favourite. It's definitely immaculate. It's beautiful as hell.

I don't want its number. I don't want to be in a relationship with it. I just want this cap to enjoy me as much as I enjoy it.

WHAT THE FUCK. THIS SCREENCAP IS BIZARRE AND DELUSIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST WANT IT TO LIKE THAT I LOOK AT IT AND LOOK AT ME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS CAP IS DELUSIONAL! THIS CAP IS DELUSIONAL! THIS CAP IS DELUSIONAL! THIS CAP IS DELUSIONAL! THIS CAP IS DELUSIONAL! THIS CAP IS DELUSIONAL! THIS CAP IS DELUSIONAL!

What's wrong with your screencap, @The Valeyard ? All I asked was for your screencap to stare back and it just sits there on the kiwifarms server. What did I ever do to it??????????????????????
 
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First of all, "chugging dicks" :story:

Second, this picture is a microcosm of Nice Guys. They start off saccharine and at least try to be charming, but after 10 minutes without a return text or if the girl responds but doesn't jump on their dick they go straight to "whatever, you filthy whore, you're not even that hot."

I suggest that all the women females in this thread adapt a strategy of making guys wait a couple of hours before you answer their texts, because that way you can weed out the shitty ones like this.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I can only hope that the recipient of that message showed it to Julia and she laid down the law that she decides who she talks to, not the sender.
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@Darwin Watterson did you find that on /r/niceguys or somewhere else? I looked on Niceguys but I can't find it. I'm hoping this is one where there's a conclusion.
 
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ugh... I'm cringing so bad, it's like my SOUL ate a lemon.

This post has it all. the M'LADY... The roleplay text...the unsolicited dick pics.. The instant turn to rage...insults of being a fat whore who fucks blacks.

So much autism in one person. How can one vessel contain such concentrated sperg?
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His soul ate a sonichu medallion.
 
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