Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[lolcow field researcher]

Since I have been MIA for a few months, I just spent hours catching up on Luna.
She is one of my favorites....and I have no idea why lol.

same, she was actually a personal lolcow I used to laugh at before I found y'all. I also think she's the one most likely to pull a Terryberry if she found our page. she's fragile and sad like that.

edit: @MakeItRain you don't think so? look at this chick

 

[bvt_hooligan]

her attempts to be with this instagram's "cyber ghetto sadgirl/layla shapiro-esque" aesthetic get more and more pathetic and repulsing with every passing day.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

same, she was actually a personal lolcow I used to laugh at before I found y'all. I also think she's the one most likely to pull a Terryberry if she found our page. she's fragile and sad like that.

edit: @MakeItRain you don't think so? look at this chick

No, she's had a ton of threads on lolcow farms that are infinitely more catty and mean than this kiwi thread and never talks about them or seems bothered beyond exposure as an addict affecting her begging scams.

 

[theriddler3]

With her new phone in hand, she partook in a pressing activity of great importance.
Selfies.

I lol'd. Thanks for the great post once again, @John Webster.


My god, Luna's life would make a fucking excellent dark comedy on FX or something. She's the boderline character everyone would love to hate. Maybe Charlie Day could play as Lurch.

 

[lolcow field researcher]

No, she's had a ton of threads on lolcow farms that are infinitely more catty and mean than this kiwi thread and never talks about them or seems bothered beyond exposure as an addict affecting her begging scams.

does she know about those threads?

i dunno, i've known a lot of sad fragile trainwrecks like her who date sorry deadbeat losers who obviously don't even like them no matter how the chick tries to marionette them into a Happy Family Photo for social media ... they don't end well.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

does she know about those threads?

Yes, they're the reason she locked down most of her social media. She doesn't seem to care that much beyond having her lying addict behaviors called out.

I'm not saying she won't kick the bucket and OD at some point but her situation isn't comparable to our dearly departed shed princess.

 

[Pony Horn]

i dunno, i've known a lot of sad fragile trainwrecks like her who date sorry deadbeat losers who obviously don't even like them no matter how the chick tries to marionette them into a Happy Family Photo for social media ... they don't end well.

Hey, he made her a frozen pizza!

 

[lolcow field researcher]

Yes, they're the reason she locked down most of her social media. She doesn't seem to care that much beyond having her lying addict behaviors called out.

I'm not saying she won't kick the bucket and OD at some point but her situation isn't comparable to our dearly departed shed princess.

in light of that info, i guess you're right. it was just the impression i got after skimming her thread, because people with as deep of an identity crisis as she has tend to be fragile Cluster Bs.. Luna tries desperately to absorb that uwu pastel spank me daddy hipster identity that's floating around the internet, but being mentally incompetent, filthy, and sad, she just ends up in uncanny valley territory like an alien trying to appear human.

under all the pastel hair and the press on nails and the godawful corpse-like concealer is a painfully average girl both internally and externally ... i got a fleeting impression that upon realizing her fraudulence, instead of accepting her mediocrity like the rest of us, she'd (at least attempt to) an hero in a BPD fit of rage and ego annihilation.

but upon reading your clarification, she seems instead like a narcissistic manipulative asshole playing the sadz on the internet for asspats. unsurprising to any of us.

Hey, he made her a frozen pizza!

i got a good laugh at that "pizza". god, sometimes i feel deeply sad for this bitch. imagine having such a pathetic life that you fool yourself into thinking this creepy hulking deadbeat actually loves you, and having to scrounge for assurance that it's indeed true, to the point where him microwaving a fucking frozen pizza stands out as a shimmering token of Deep Devotion, and not only that, but taking a picture of said pizza and thinking anything other than "this looks like a plate of puke." more even than that, thinking "i'm gonna put this on the internet so everyone knows how much he LOVES me!" when all it does is show us how sad your situation is.

i'm not even joking, i genuinely feel sad for Luna sometimes.

 

[John Webster]

The dry spell has continued for Luna, and this past week has brought little news.

This is the photo following that of the dying Roger and Pepper, the cat. You can taste the sorrow exuded from her stricken expression.

Spoiler

This week's painstaking art.

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She has made a new space for herself in her home, but it would appear she's moved some of The Wall and part of her hoard to Roger's room.

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Another ghastly throwback of Luna and Lurch.

Spoiler: Relationship goals.

Tumblr posts.

Spoiler: Pastel filth aesthetic

GIF - http://archive.is/10BEJ

GIF - http://archive.is/8uFJQ

She posted a video of her shambling around outside.
https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/funeral1996/169822674926

 

[lolcow field researcher]

that video is so self-conscious and embarrassing.
and does she ever fucking wash her hair? my god

also:

*shudder*

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

I turned my phone to greyscale for a couple of days to see if I use it less and honestly her pictures are even more depressing, I didn't think that was possible.

 

[theriddler3]

This is the photo following that of the dying Roger and Pepper, the cat. You can taste the sorrow exuded from her stricken expression.

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Wait, so you're telling me that Roger died and our filth queen isn't m.ilking his death for all the pity points he's worth?! Family deaths on tumblr usually mean shitty poems, throwback pics, relfection on their life stories, "in memory of" shittily designed things, etc. and Luna just passed on all of that e-validation? Has heroin addiction overtaken Borderline as her most prominent disorder?

 

[Cantaloupine]

Wait, so you're telling me that Roger died and our filth queen isn't m.ilking his death for all the pity points he's worth?! Family deaths on tumblr usually mean shitty poems, throwback pics, relfection on their life stories, "in memory of" shittily designed things, etc. and Luna just passed on all of that e-validation? Has heroin addiction overtaken Borderline as her most prominent disorder?

Nah, he's not dead yet. OP is referring to the last post with the picture of Roger and the cat in. Trust me, if he was dead, she'd be sure to let everyone on the internet know. Looks like she's trying to do some crystal woo as a replacement for actual care.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

For a borderline I'm surprised she can maintain such a consistant aesthetic. That constitutes at least a small degree of self identity, and considering she is incredibly maladaptive and unstable, her ability to mostly keep her visual appearance the same is interesting.

 

[lolcow field researcher]

Roger isn't going to die - if you'll look at the Tumblr posts she's clearly doing some ultra magic tarot spells to ward off his death.

 

[theriddler3]

For a borderline I'm surprised she can maintain such a consistant aesthetic. That constitutes at least a small degree of self identity, and considering she is incredibly maladaptive and unstable, her ability to mostly keep her visual appearance the same is interesting.

Eh, my personal/irl lolcow is Borderline. She has maintained the same aesthetic (grime and more grime with grimey clothes to match), but her core beliefs change routinely. She changed her major 7 times in college just based off her persona (and changed her interests and personality to match). Now that's she out living adult life, she just changes her core beliefs every couple months. Like, core, core beliefs. One day she's an environmentalist, the next day, she's pouring her car oil down her kitchen sink. One day she's a Trump girl, the next day, she's a radfem. Only the grime aesthetic and pretentiousness remains constant.

Nah, he's not dead yet. OP is referring to the last post with the picture of Roger and the cat in. Trust me, if he was dead, she'd be sure to let everyone on the internet know. Looks like she's trying to do some crystal woo as a replacement for actual care.

Sorry, Roger. Soon, the day will come when you don't have to live in that microbial breeding ground.

 

[lolcow field researcher]

For a borderline I'm surprised she can maintain such a consistant aesthetic. That constitutes at least a small degree of self identity, and considering she is incredibly maladaptive and unstable, her ability to mostly keep her visual appearance the same is interesting.

i'm willing to bet when the aesthetic isn't ~cool~ on Instagram anymore, we will witness her shift to whatever later becomes cool. for some BPD lolcows it takes a while. others, like Abby Brown, shift every two weeks.

 

[Croissants]

I don't understand how clothes can even get that dirty. I have no words for that pastel hoodie, fuck.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Jeepers Christmas, his face is like something from a cursed dimension.

 

[TinBean]

Luna shared that she was angry today because she saw loads of women in pussy hats. Luna claims only cis white women were wearing them, other than one black woman. That made her angry and she called out the women wearing them for their feminism. She thinks the hats are "terfy".

I wonder if she really buys this SJW bullshit or if she just parrots something she has seen someone else say in order to be accepted by all of the danger hairs on her FB.

(I know the above because someone sent me screen shots of her post. I will share them if I can sort out how to post them. I see others edit out the names of those who comment too...)