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All the people? As in, seven...tops? Dude's talking as if the site has thousands of regulars, or something.
 
Something you might have missed from prestream: according to Phil, at some point during their time in WA, Leanna called the cops at some point, because she saw what she believed "credible threat" against their lives on Twitter.

I'm calling bullshit. There's no incentive to sit on this milkable moment either before or after the swatting. And he's had plenty of chances to drop it where he needed sympathy. It's a memory hole incident, like dog shit on his front doorstep.
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What if that's what the "swatting" actually was? Going by that it would make perfect sense why it didn't resemble a normal swatting, and how Phil could have been completely unaware of it if she did it behind his back. It would also explain the behavior of the officers who just had a casual conversation with him while they checked the house. Of course Phil could spin that into OMG THE DETRACTORS TRIED TO KILL ME!

Just my assumption anyways
 
What if that's what the "swatting" actually was? Going by that it would make perfect sense why it didn't resemble a normal swatting, and how Phil could have been completely unaware of it if she did it behind his back. It would also explain the behavior of the officers who just had a casual conversation with him while they checked they checked the house. Of course Phil could spin that into OMG THE DETRACTORS TRIED TO KILL ME!
phil should just becomes on of those youtube bloggers that over exaggerate everything for clickbait
"my axe wasn't where i thought it was"
-INTRUDER IN MY HOUSE?-

"no onions on my burger"
-DID MCDONALDS TRY TO POISON ME?-
 
I think BSV getting banned from twitch will actually help Phil, less people get banned for bullshit and therefore less people will dislike Phil.

It's a bit too late for that, though. Phil already whined at someone who brought up the unfair banning, saying that anyone who got banned pretty much deserved it (and that they were the problem), implied that BSV was in the right for doing it, and all that jazz.

The only thing BSV being gone changes in regards to banning is you won't get banned for innocuous statements that BSV's autistic mind perceives as being "detractor-ish". Phil raging at people with legit criticism, him lashing out at people that say anything he doesn't like (WaifuDestroyerMatt), etc. All that bullshit isn't going away.
 
The STATE of Phil's desktop. A fitting pigpen for the pigroach.

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He claimed to be scared to death of someone coming up to him and shouting racial slurs, putting him in danger of a racism ban from Twitch. Was also scared of trolling. Frankly, I think his fears were well-grounded. Even if him getting trolled would be more fun.

The obvious solution would be to play VRChat off stream, and then if someone goes NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER, just mute that section of the video before upload. You could even play that as a Twitch VODcast.

Only problem is that this solution requires...

EDITING! OH, MY GOD, EDITING!!!


Be sure to bring a friend with you whenever you go meet someone you started talking with online. And make sure you meet in a very public place. Also, never ever EVER meet anyone you started talking to on KiwiFarms.

This is advice they used to give people 10-15 years ago when IRL meetups were a much bigger deal than they are now. It's still advice they give to single gay men, many of whom prefer anonymous hookups.

Funny thing is he has avs editing software on his desktop.
He also has doxproof.png
 
NOTHING I COULD DO!

After 15 minutes of running around in PUBG, answering cheers, a guy crashes into a tree in front of him, Phil sprays wildly, empties his clip, goes prone, and gets killed by a handgun.

NOTHING I COULD DO! GAME WOULDN'T LET ME SHOOT! BAD CONTROLS! LAG! BAD FRAMERATE! GAME FUCKING SUCKS!

I haven't bothered to watch him in forever, but this is the same shit he would say when he played SF4 like 7 fucking years ago.
 
My favorite moment from VRChat was someone using DSPs face as an avatar. And there was someone that kept saying "PandaLee" but Phil pretended not to hear him then quit.View attachment 361989

The face is funny. Leanna stuff is fail trolling.
Like that guy from last year, who was so horny to try to get at him in Friday the 13th online.

Top tip: Don't do below-the-belt stuff. It makes the troll look mean-spirited to onlookers. Phil has a hundred dumb faces able to be mocked up just like this. I hope the next person who catches him off guard in voice chat confronts him with a DSP soundboard. And just spams belches, snorts, and his weird goat bleat laugh. See how he likes it.

EDIT: someone saying "PandaLee, PandaLee" over and over again doesn't even make sense. Not only has Phil moved on to some new bitch, he's shown he doesn't give a shit about Leanna, and probably hasn't for some time.

Really I think he's only "sad" about her departure as far as it represents an insult to, or casting of doubt upon, his attractiveness as a partner. Not sad about someone he cares about leaving.
 
The face is funny. Leanna stuff is fail trolling.
Like that guy from last year, who was so horny to try to get at him in Friday the 13th online.

Top tip: Don't do below-the-belt stuff. It makes the troll look mean-spirited to onlookers. Phil has a hundred dumb faces able to be mocked up just like this. I hope the next person who catches him off guard in voice chat confronts him with a DSP soundboard. And just spams belches, snorts, and his weird goat bleat laugh. See how he likes it.

EDIT: someone saying "PandaLee, PandaLee" over and over again doesn't even make sense. Not only has Phil moved on to some new bitch, he's shown he doesn't give a shit about Leanna, and probably hasn't for some time.

Really I think he's only "sad" about her departure as far as it represents an insult to, or casting of doubt upon, his attractiveness as a partner. Not sad about someone he cares about leaving.

It's not below the belt though as he keeps bringing her up and is now scapegoating her. And while saying her name might not make sense to the uninitiated, it makes sense to everybody watching him. If he was salty enough to leave the game, then the troll worked.
 
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