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Sparkletor said:
Phil can't start playing sunshine because other games are going to be coming out soon and then his soulmate will be moving in. So to be fair to his fans he won't be playing it.

"It's like if you went to a restaurant and got a delicious appetizer that was a so good but they only let you have two bites and took it away telling you to wait a month for more..."

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His restaurant analogies are always the worst. Can something not be about fucking food for once? And yes, Phil telling everyone who voted for the game that it sucks and Nintendo are xenophobic thieves is going to be so great people will be mad that he takes a break for a month. Don't get me wrong, people would be pissed if he started it and then stopped playing for a month, but not because the playthrough will be any good, they would be pissed because this playthrough has been shoved aside for months for no good reason.
 
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Yeah, it's the WiPshit recap... with 2017 in the title. Wonderful.

Monday: Batman - The Telltale Series, Episodes 2 and 3 / PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds (note: he actually calls it The Telltale Series... when the second season, which he is about to catch up with, is called The Enemy Within)
Tuesday: Super Mario Sunshine / Batman - The Telltale Series, Episode 4
Wednesday: Super Mario Sunshine
Thursday: Hate LIVE! (Gaming Schedule, Taxes, Nintendo Labo, etc.) / PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
Friday: Dragon Ball FighterZ / Dragon Ball FighterZ
Saturday: Dragon Ball FighterZ / PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
Sunday: Dragon Ball FighterZ
Monday: Dragon Ball FighterZ / Dragon Ball FighterZ OR PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

Phil opens by gloating about his "growth", and also his subs.
Also the Ongoing YouTube Adpocalypse.
Phil is skipping The Inpatient because: it's a PS VR game, and he feels that VR is a gimmick; he can't play with VR headsets for long before getting tired; and playing VR games would be detrimental to his interactive streaming.
Phil will also be playing Final Fantasy Dissidia NT, UFC3, and Shadow of the Colossus Remastered in the future. (note again: it's just called Shadow of the Colossus... which is a remake I believe this time.)

Phil has good news:
He has solidified plans for his girlfriend to move in with him, and will be taking off from February 12 to 15.
He plans to take pictures and post them on Instagram, get her driver's license, clean out Old Leanna's old room, set up New Leanna's office, vlog around the house, and cook.
He thanks YOU, the viewers, the watchers, the viewers, the supporters, who have made it possible for Phil to be positive.
He feels he has come full circle.
Phil will be playing Super Mario Sunshine starting this week, but will put it on hiatus until he completes the new games and after he moves in New Leanna.
He is preemptively begging for "participation".
 
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Shizuka said:
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Phil has good news:
He has solidified plans for his girlfriend to move in with him, and will be taking off from February 12 to 15.
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He is totally going to do another Valentines day reveal. Like video games, he is just going to brute force relationships doing the same things over and over until he makes it through or rage quits. The only difference is he wants to skip all the expensive vacations and actually bonding with this girl and just get right back to where he was earlier this year where the girl cooks, cleans, leaves him alone while he is in his "man zone", and once a week they will go to the "gym" together to get food which he will count as all the quality time they need.

Kinda hope this isn't a lie because Phil has created all the makings of a beautiful disaster.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Phil can't start playing sunshine because other games are going to be coming out soon and then his soulmate will be moving in. So to be fair to his fans he won't be playing it.

"It's like if you went to a restaurant and got a delicious appetizer that was a so good but they only let you have two bites and took it away telling you to wait a month for more..."

Phil's gameplay = a delicious appetizer
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I listened to his analogy and all I could think was that no one in the chat was clever enough to point out that they paid for this delicious appetizer fucking months ago and Philippe the waitress is still just waving his arms around going "Yeah *snort* you know, we could give you some of the food right now, but we wouldn't be able to make all of it at once *throat clear* so we're just letting you wait until it's all ready to be done all at once, see, we have more profitable customers in here right now *fart* and we'd rather server them first, but seriously we appreciate you being here as well *burp* - excuse me - so you just have to be patient, come on, sound good?"

As long as he has to go on about the goddamn restaurant analogy, restaurants have a deadline of 15-30 minutes before customers start wondering why they're not getting fed already.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Phil can't start playing sunshine because other games are going to be coming out soon and then his soulmate will be moving in. So to be fair to his fans he won't be playing it.

"It's like if you went to a restaurant and got a delicious appetizer that was a so good but they only let you have two bites and took it away telling you to wait a month for more..."

Phil's gameplay = a delicious appetizer
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More like you go to a restaurant and order and pay for a burger that is clearly written on the menu. And then you tell Phil the waiter and he throws a fit but finally gives in then brings a pizza with his favorite topping on it that you don't like and he talks up the pizza and then eats it in front of you (in the same sense that phil treats his fanboys simultaneously as his customers and employees) promising that he'll have the burger for you in 3 months. And then you come in after three months and order the burger which is still on the menu again and Phil the waiter whines and stamps his feet again then comes out with a platter of his favorite style of nachos which he eats again promising that he'll surely have the burger for you in another three months, muttering under his breath constantly about how the burger's ingredients are expensive and will put his restaurant out of business and give him indigestion. The next three months slowly pass and Phil makes obnoxious post after post on Burnell's Burgers social media pages which reveal he doesn't even have the ingredients on hand yet and show him buying a leaf of lettuce for 4 bucks and aiming his phone at a slice of cheese and whining about how expensive it is and how hard it is to find but he's gritting through this because of how dedicated he is. Only then, does he let you take a bite or two then takes it away on 'hiatus'. That is assuming he's not lying again and just decides to screw it and not make the burger at all.
 
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Shizuka said:
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He plans to take pictures and post them on Instagram, get her driver's license, clean out Old Leanna's old room, set up New Leanna's office, vlog around the house, and cook.
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Get her driver's license? So he has to drive her around and she can't escape and he don't need to go look for the car when she ends up in the hospital with a anxiety attack?
 
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KingjadVCMP said:
When did Phil buy his condo, roughly? If he still has 100k worth of payments to make and it's only worth 60k, and it was bought for (I think) around 120k, how come in the several years of owning that shitehole he's barely made a dent in mortgage payments? He's allegedly paying 1500 monthly towards it! Just one year of that is 18000 dollars, he's owned that place for YEARS. Anyone able to explain my confusion away?
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He mentioned it recently on a stream, think it was the one when he claimed he was the hot guy in college PUBG stream, think he mention it was about 10 years ago, he didn't like the area but moved since it was close to work, not YT!
 
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Dragoonism said:
He mentioned it recently on a stream, think it was the one when he claimed he was the hot guy in college PUBG stream, think he mention it was about 10 years ago, he didn't like the area but moved since it was close to work.
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10 years of paying 1500 monthly, 18,000 yearly, over ten years? That's 180,000 right away. Not even considering the minimum 5 percent deposit.

This is how mortgages work, people are right about that. It's how the banks keep being able to operate as a business.
 
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10 years of paying 1500 monthly, 18,000 yearly, over ten years? That's 180,000 right away. Not even considering the minimum 5 percent deposit.

This is how mortgages work, people are right about that. It's how the banks keep being able to operate as a business.
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I don't know how mortgages work but, can't he borrow money from the bank to increase the amount owed?
 
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The fact the escort saga was such a wild ride only serves to highlight just how fucking boring DSP normally is
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Indeed. The only signs of life I've seen thus far in 2018 is from the DBZ Fighter Beta. It's classic DSP bitching to the point that it almost seems like he's doing a parody of himself. All the classic excuses are there, with the added hilarity of a delay tracker at the top of the screen to just explicitly lay out how much of a joke he's become.
 
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He faked to rage quit on the final boss in Demon's Souls if he would not defeat him on his 103th life and (once again) miraculously he defeated him. He stretched the gameplay by acting like he is failing when he got the most OP weapons and armor and basically infinite healing items. And also pretty much redemption in the second run when the stream chat continues to hold his hand on every step. "Guess I'll have to figure out *SNORT* "
 
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KingjadVCMP said:
When did Phil buy his condo, roughly? If he still has 100k worth of payments to make and it's only worth 60k, and it was bought for (I think) around 120k, how come in the several years of owning that shitehole he's barely made a dent in mortgage payments? He's allegedly paying 1500 monthly towards it! Just one year of that is 18000 dollars, he's owned that place for YEARS. Anyone able to explain my confusion away?
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Dragoonism said:
He mentioned it recently on a stream, think it was the one when he claimed he was the hot guy in college PUBG stream, think he mention it was about 10 years ago, he didn't like the area but moved since it was close to work, not YT!
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This is the video of him first walking into the condo, so it would have to around that time. 9 years or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2EG80_8P2U That is the video but as it's been stated, can't view it in the US.
 
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Viktor said:
Wasn't Phil gloating about having about 500 subs on twitch (Hence the shower video idea), but some graphs earlier said he has about ~300 subs or were those some old information?
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Nearing the end of the escort drama when jezal exiled himself, phil said something like "i just lost 4 subs, im down to 380" or something like that, now BSV is gone, dont forget he gifted subs to some to boost phils count, BSV did quite a lot to boost phils cash, i think even rumors of him setting up a couple patreon accounts and twitch accounts for subbing, he was a devoted troll that would donate to spite people that didnt like DPS, i feel he could have influenced the subs a lot.
 
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