Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Don't you dare besmirch the name of Fred Rogers.
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Yes Bob, we know you need this now.

Remember kids: you can't change the world. There's only one person you can change, and that's you.
 
Yes Bob, we know you need this now.

Remember kids: you can't change the world. There's only one person you can change, and that's you.
Isn't that right, TRUMPERS and people who don't like current pop culture thing I'm on about?
 
"If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change."
Bob should have listened to this quote when he was a kid. Would he do that now? Absolutely fucking not. Bob has been pushing his narrative for so fucking long that it would be pointless for him to stop now. He's gonna fucking croak, and he will never realize that he spent more time pushing a bullshit narrative than dying of diabetes.
 
I have no idea why a fedora tipper like Bob would like Mr. Rogers. Rogers was a passionate Christian minister who took "Love thy Neighbor" very seriously. Blob wants to gas his for voting Republican.

Oh yeah, he's a miserable sadfag who's stuck in his childhood. I forgot for a second he was that pathetic.
 
I have no idea why a fedora tipper like Bob would like Mr. Rogers. Rogers was a passionate Christian minister who took "Love thy Neighbor" very seriously. Blob wants to gas his for voting Republican.

Oh yeah, he's a miserable sadfag who's stuck in his childhood. I forgot for a second he was that pathetic.

Bob is very much all about loving thy neighbor, provided, of course, that they remain in lockstep with his ideals. Otherwise, they can fuckin' die because they're clearly not human. If they were human, why would they disagree with ol' Joseph Gobbles?

Bob is simultaneously fascinating and infuriating.
 
Bob is very much all about loving thy neighbor, provided, of course, that they remain in lockstep with his ideals. Otherwise, they can fuckin' die because they're clearly not human. If they were human, why would they disagree with ol' Joseph Gobbles?

Bob is simultaneously fascinating and infuriating.
Joseph Gobbles. Oh my god. :lol: You win.

Not grad school as it stands now, especially if he picks shits like whatever studies.


If you meet Bobby on the road, watch him die and laugh.
If anyone's dumb enough to dump that much money on a useless Masters, it's our Bobby. Whether or not he's qualified (I can't imagine him having the reasoning skills to get a satisfactory score on the GRE) is another story.
 
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If it is truly "survival of the cleverest," then I do not expect Bob to survive for very long (unless his diabetes and or obesity kills him first.) Then again, advances in medicine ensure idiots like him live longer.
I'm just hoping he personally doesn't live long enough to where his dream of putting a consciousness into a robot can be a reality. Not really sure I can handle Robo-Bob.
"If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change."
It's a Michael Jackson quote, but if the shoe fits...

Also in a similar vein by a much funnier internet reviewer:
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Nobody cares, you honky-ass motherfucker.
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More Oscar salt.
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And this old saw's back.
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I'd take this as a wake-up call, but sure, brush off the perfect word that describes you.

Also, who disses Urban Dictionary?
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"The future will be dominated by Asian culture and I'm okay with that"

A couple of tweets later...

"Get that fucking anime avatar out of here you subhuman!"
 
Ill be genuine shocked if MovieBlob doesn't get a heart attack if he goes back in time to try and stop Hitler, only for him to find out that He AGREES with him in his Nazi-esque world view.
 
He should probably stick to reviewing food; he certainly packs enough of it away to do so and did autistically know the flavor index of a discontinued cynical cash grab cereal.
Pretty sure he would be bad at it. He eats junk food despite knowing he's diabetic on 'lose your feet' levels.

What are people going to learn from him, that it's okay to eat yourself to death because Shillary lost the throne to become the DUMBYASSSSS QUEEN White Beyoncé?
 
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Nobody cares, you honky-ass motherfucker.
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More Oscar salt.
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And this old saw's back.
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I'd take this as a wake-up call, but sure, brush off the perfect word that describes you.

Also, who disses Urban Dictionary?
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>Urban Dictionary
>Complains about lack of sources

:story:

Also it's survival of the fittest, Bob, not survival of the fattest.
 
I'd take this as a wake-up call, but sure, brush off the perfect word that describes you.

Also, who disses Urban Dictionary?
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It's just a few weeks early, but thank you, BravePlunge for my birthday gift.

And remember: this is Bob talking about meritocracy when he himself admitted his job is pointless and worthless.

EDIT: Also thank you to Paul Robinson on the "last jedi love letter" video of Bob's.
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It's just a few weeks early, but thank you, BravePlunge for my birthday gift.

And remember: this is Bob talking about meritocracy when he himself admitted his job is pointless and worthless.

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Baizuo is a funny insult. From some sources it seems to more be a far lefty thing to insult those who prioritize identity politics over experimenting with economic systems like...you can guess...

More "white people are exceptional" than a jab at leftists like some take it. I don't agree with communism but I won't say the first part is wrong.
 
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