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Phil for god sake you masturbated on stream and all the world saw it , how the hell someone can make you look bad after that ? You think I would want a unrepentant masturbator promoting my products?

Exactly, and that's the thing - at most Phil can complain about 'detractors' (possibly only one tweet from TXT) got the company to actually do some research. But LAHLCOW aside, they only need to see The Incident video to realize they need to drop Phil, and he did the entirely himself.

And for all his bluster about this being illegal, he still clearly has no understanding of contracts. I really doubt they don't have a probationary period, or even a clause that says they can drop an affiliate if they believe they do not suit the brand. I'd also be surprised if the contract didn't request some degree of confidentiality. So if anyone is slandering here, it's Phil. For those saying Phil lucked out by having TXT intervene early, in this case it actually hit him harder because this went down before he even got a free chair out of it. Any longer and Phil would have actually got something.

Unrelated, but I also just want to point out in his Week in Preview, he notes that Leanna 2.0 will be helping him to clean out Leanna 1.0's office. This low key completely destroys his previous statement that he couldn't do it because he didn't want to pay the trash fee. Instead of doing it over months to avoid the fee, he'll eat the fee and do it in 4 days. So what's the real reason? He needed someone to help him, or to do it for him. Which we knew, but laziness confirmed nonetheless.
 
I am now 100% convinced that Phil does nothing but knee jerk reactions, uploads them to YouTube thinking he got whatever point across he wanted too and doesn’t realize that he just REEE’d and burnt bridges and all around made an ass of himself. That’s why when presented with evedance his mind goes “Fake, dood! Snippet of truth! They edited it!” When presented with his own words verbatim like somebody stitched together sentences using editing magic. Then, to make himself feel better will project his own flaws on someone or something. The delusion is strong with this one. :story:
 

ultra fucking kek
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All over a fucking chair. What a chicken little shit promotion. If he only knew that if he networked and played nice he could get sponsorships for playing a game like every other normal twitch streamer. But he doesn't. He doesn't talk to any streamers. He doesn't know anything about Twitch opportunities. He doesn't know how business is done. He just knows how to call people sell outs.
 
biggest problem is thanks to TXT, Phil will get pitty donations... thats what his chat is looking like right now...
Seriously, people need to stop trolling Phil, Phil does a good job of making himself look like a jackass, but when people "Troll" him, it gives him ammunition to play the victim for more money...

Let this dumbass hang himself...
While it might be true that he got some pity bucks from this. I do think it matters more that opseat as a company basically was informed and that they canceled their sponsorship instead of having their chairs be knowing as the jerk of chairs of dsp, killing their business.
And for the long run it's good if phil doesn't have any sponsors.
 
"You can totaly make fun of me for jerking off for people on Twitch, I fucked up, I will take the banter"

Did he actually say Twitch? He has the memory of a goldfish then... because that happened on YouTube. Unless he meant "you can make fun of me on Twitch", that's what it is. Then again, you can't post a comment on YouTube unless it's one of those pointless Week In Previews.


I don't understand why he writes "um". Too much gin?
 
Phil for god sake you masturbated on stream and all the world saw it , how the hell someone can make you look bad after that ? You think I would want a unrepentant masturbator promoting my products?
The strangest thing is this is the one thing he isn't really ashamed of when it is arguably the most shameful moment of his "career." He will bring it up on his own and it was the only thing he made fun of himself about during Jackbox. Ask him about something mostly harmless like the Kingdom Heart thing with Leanna and he loses his mind, but streaming himself masturbating is a topic almost always on the table.
 
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The strangest thing is this is the one thing he isn't really ashamed of when it is arguably the most shameful moment of his "career." He will bring it up on his own and it was the only thing he made fun of himself about during Jackbox. Ask him about something mostly harmless like the Kingdom Heart thing with Leanna and he loses his mind, but streaming himself masturbating is a topic almost always on the table.
It's the only one of those things he actually accepted the truth on. The video evidence, the massive amount of videos talking about it, and the sheer publicity of it makes it the one thing he could never damage control. He can't say "only the detracters and shitty trolls bring it up," because everybody saw it. Hell, it blew up so big it's one of the reasons he was relevant at the time. It's alright to talk about it because he couldn't "revisionist history" it away.
 
What's that, a prestream DSP refused to upload? Fortunately I record audio so I can zoom through it & postprestream the next day. Here's a 26.7MB 'low quality' MP3 since it's just DSP rambling anyway. Official prestream length is OVER 67 MINUTES, add another 3 minutes of postpre & the start of Batman S2Ep2's pt1 so you know that's all there was.
https://mega.nz/#!5U4yxBiT!UiXPMxMzPUBONLvSud4zITq8F2zw_nfTW-WunwbqCEo

For video, just imagine over an hour of the Starts Soon, new Teespring 'King of Fighters' advert & this with some 'participation' notifications. DSP OPSEAT sponsorship.jpg

@EddyB43 Question. Is it possible to calculate Jezal's total contributions? I know he's one of Captain Gouthabs biggest whales. Just curious exactly how much he's given. Seems like every single stream he donates anywhere from $5 to $100. That's gotta add up to something substantial.
I keep separate files for the biggest cheerers, initially that was just BSV but then it's spread to a few more. KingJezal is currently 2nd place, with GoldenColts not too far behind.
KingJezal has cheered over $1800 in almost 8 months from first cheering on a May 18th 2017 Injustice 2 multiplayer stream until his final (so far) $150 birthday cheer on the January 10th 2018 Demon's Souls Final 'premiere' stream.
Surprisingly he doesn't seem to have gifted any subs. My income notes show just 7 months of resubbing as a $4.99 sub, and then in January his 8th month was at $9.99. You may remember my image of his recent 'questionable participation', this was the $9.99 sub. The $150 cheer isn't shown but happened later after those 2 cleaner $1 cheers.
EDIT: To clarify, this means DSP has received 7x$2.50 & 1x$6 in subs from KingJezal, so ~$23.50.
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May 2017 total cheering: 11000 bits so ~$110
Total through May 2017: 11000 bits so ~$110
June 2017 total cheering: 3000 bits so ~$30
Total through June 2017: 14000 bits so ~$140
July 2017 total cheering: 15619 bits so ~$156.19
Total through July 2017: 29619 bits so ~$296.19
August 2017 total cheering: 41729 bits so ~$417.29
Total through August 2017: 71348 bits so ~$713.48
September 2017 total cheering: 3651 bits so ~$36.51
Total through September 2017: 74999 bits so ~$749.99
October 2017 total cheering: 34512 bits so ~$345.12
Total through October 2017: 109511 bits so ~$1095.11
November 2017 total cheering: 33544 bits so ~$335.44
Total through November 2017: 143055 bits so ~$1430.55
December 2017 total cheering: 19200 bits so ~$192
Total through December 2017: 162255 bits so ~$1622.55
January 2018 total cheering: 20701 bits so ~$207.01 (to January 11th)
Total through January 2018: 182956 bits so ~$1829.56 (to January 11th)

Are there like a hundred people that just have his stuff autoplaying throughout the day?
SoK claimed at some point there are DSP fans who have Phil's videos on autoplay without adblock.
I think that was based off one or two fans saying they either slept or went to work with DSP playlists playing. Sleeping with a YouTube playlist playing in the background is apparently not a strange thing to do, according to my teenager, so whatever. I can't remember who it was, though.
This was Popsicolo, about a month before DSP had returned to Twitch, admitting he'd leave DSP playlists running sometimes when he went out. It became a meme because it was so silly. It's the second image, I've highlight Popsicolo's statement in red, DSP's lines in orange - it's the 3rd from bottom line where DSP states "thanks pops, i appreciate you doing that"
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I don't understand why he writes "um". Too much gin?

It's also a condescending and snide way of showing that he is second guessing what the person wrote. Basically a part Phil's Twitter M-O: unnecessarily arrogant and angry in every reply.

But... probably also gin fueled, yeah. I'm just waiting for him to start writing 'Okay, sound GOOD?' at the end of every diatribe.

It's the only one of those things he actually accepted the truth on.

Well, after a few attempts to hide it. He initially tried to claim he was scratching his leg, but the video evidence was strong and his ability to revise history couldn't counter it, so he finally conceded the truth. But even then the narrative keeps changing. Sometimes he likes to laugh and meme about it, other times people need to stop bringing it up because its in the past. Sometimes it unfairly haunts him, and other times his career was totally unaffected because he's indomitable. He had to admit it, but it still gets the patented Burnell Spin.
 
My fave thing is how he keeps acting in the video that this will make them change their mind, like they're gonna go "Well, Phil called us complete morons and braindead idiots, lets sponsor him!"
Nah, that's just DSP burning bridges again. It's his specialty, after all. Though I've never seen him burn a bridge so fast after it closed.
 
I watched the video.

1: "do i care about it? no. Lemme make a 16minutes video bitching about it"
2: "do 5 minute of research"... but when they do a research, he bitches about it
3: reading private messages again, oh oh...
4: "snipet of truth"
5: "two parties at fault: trolls and OPseat"
6: he said they probably not gonna go back and do the sponsorship... WAT? After you shit on them?
7: "I did earn the sponsorship"

I guess we not gonna use this emote too many times :(

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One more thing... so... i know this is not exactly how things work, but why did he start to promote the chair before... you know... TRYING IT OUT? How credible one can be when advertising something he/she did not try before.

bonus archive from cancerforum. Amytville is back? I thought he left.

http://archive.is/f34C3
 
Nah, that's just DSP burning bridges again. It's his specialty, after all. Though I've never seen him burn a bridge so fast after it closed.
No kidding. It was a nothing day when I left for work and got home to see Phil got a sponsorship, lost it, burned the bridge, and gave the more "hands on" detractors the perfect video to tweet to anyone who sponsors him in the future.
 
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