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Oh my that is glorious. He might have a point that "real" information on him is hardly objective if they are referencing sites like this, but he's clueless on how advertising works. How many male Hollywood actors have been pulled from projects because they have been ACCUSED of sexual assault? Even if Phil could point-by-point counter the "claims" he brings up in the video (and funny he only brings up the obviously salacious ones) that doesn't matter: his internet presence is so toxic except for a small subset of the internet that this is a no-win for OPSeat.

. . .however, he has a "small" point in regards to them pulling the offer after the promotion. However, the irony here is pretty awesome: this is a guy that will tear into the "sheeple" on the internet for believing things about him or not being smart enough to make up their own minds about things without investigating it for themselves, but here he is BEFORE he's even had a product himself, advertising it to his dozens and dozens of active followers.
 
All he needed to know was that he gets a PC gamer chair for free and almost zero work and that gave him the tunnel vision. Too bad he forgot that googling his name will bring up enough reasons not to have him in a promotion campaign after two minutes. He already started the promotion of the chair and the company, only to throw them under the bus right after they dumped him.
 
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The one point here “Gamer Chairs” are some of the worst chairs ever made and as @neger psykolog said are cheep as a $5 hooker but charging the $700 Duch Escort level. If you want a really good chair go out and get an office chair for the same price, your back will thank me. (Use code: “Suck_my_ass” for 10% off your first order)
 
. . .however, he has a "small" point in regards to them pulling the offer after the promotion. However, the irony here is pretty awesome: this is a guy that will tear into the "sheeple" on the internet for believing things about him or not being smart enough to make up their own minds about things without investigating it for themselves, but here he is BEFORE he's even had a product himself, advertising it to his dozens and dozens of active followers.

I'm pretty sure in the terms and conditions of OPSeats affiliate program it says "opseat reserves the right to terminate the agreement at any point, for any reason" or something like that.

I don't think its very fair but welcome to the big bad world of affiliate marketing I guess.

I feel like I post this same thing over and over but, can't he shut up about stuff? At least wait to get the chair before, maybe upload a vid instructing people how to use code darksydephil, he may even have got some sales before someone like txt tweeted them.
 
I'm pretty sure in the terms and conditions of OPSeats affiliate program it says "opseat reserves the right to terminate the agreement at any point, for any reason" or something like that.

I don't think its very fair but welcome to the big bad world of affiliate marketing I guess.

I feel like I post this same thing over and over but, can't he shut up about stuff? At least wait to get the chair before, maybe upload a vid instructing people how to use code darksydephil, he may even have got some sales before someone like txt tweeted them.
It's because stream chat wasn't there to warn him about the obvious beginner's trap that was being a widely reviled YTer and the easily-Googled reputation that comes with that. :stress:
 
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Late for the party i see!
He wants people to do research on him before believing trolls, but it is specific things he wants you to look at when doing that research, not everything that pops up!
He also said, tellingly, that any questions anyone has re: slander can be cleared up by simply coming to him and having him explain. He's a real piece of work. I'm sure the Tate/LaBianca murders could have been cleared up by simply coming to Charles Manson and having him explain!

Always love how Phil tells people to do 5 minutes of research, but what he means is for people to research by watching 40+ minute videos of him ranting on and on. Makes sense.
How does 5 minutes of research disprove him being a statutory rapist? Moreover, how do all his Detractor Ball Z drama videos disprove that? Phil has always flaked on Leanna's exact DOB, and sometimes outright lied. The only reason we know is because she gave it to us in a vlog of hers. And she could be lying!

So, we have to find out who his ex-fiancee is, find her YouTube channel (which is no longer in the featured section of any of Phil's channels), sit through literal dozens of vlogs, and then just take her word for it? Five minutes indeed.

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"they slandered me!"
First of all, he doesn't know what slander means.

Second, let's assume he knows the right word. This is what OPSEAT wrote
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What about this is slander or libel? They didn't accuse him of anything in particular. They didn't even use his name. It's up to their discretion to decide what is acceptable or unacceptable behavior for someone that represents them. He sits there and cries about how it's illegal for them to take back their sponsorship, when it happens all the goddamn time to professional athletes who are dealing with millions of dollars in comparison to the couple bucks Phil was getting from them. Phil doesn't know how the world works.
A bit lare here but I'm glad you brought this up. Phil's latest meme is "slander" I've noticed. Everything is slander. TIHYDPs are slander, his sponsorship dropping him is slander, when he takes a shit and doesn't get a clean break it's slander. Slander is the new "nothing I could do!" Slander is just his catch-all term for handwaving away things he doesn't like, on the members of his audience who don't know any better.
 
I'm pretty sure in the terms and conditions of OPSeats affiliate program it says "opseat reserves the right to terminate the agreement at any point, for any reason" or something like that.

I don't think its very fair but welcome to the big bad world of affiliate marketing I guess.

I feel like I post this same thing over and over but, can't he shut up about stuff? At least wait to get the chair before, maybe upload a vid instructing people how to use code darksydephil, he may even have got some sales before someone like txt tweeted them.

Absolutely agree on that. I was definitely more referencing the "fairness" of it, which is why I brought up the Hollyweird example: they could have referenced the Space-Jew video from years ago and still (from a marketing standpoint) been in the right.

What I don't get, is how the hell does he not handle this with even a modicum of aplomb? This could have been a moment for him to stand above the "haters" and put all the blame squarely on them. Nope. He goes out of his way to "educate" OPSeat on marketing while also showing ANY future advertising partner what kind of affiliate he would be in the future.
 
@opseat have seen Phil's video about them. No real answer as to how they blundered like this in first place though. Probably weren't paying attention.
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I think someone saw how many viewers he had and probably just had tunnel vision.
I'm pretty sure that it was based on the amount of viewers / subs and if the chat was happening.

It's not like they'd check on that, then go, "lets look in on this 'DarkSydePhil' and see what kind of person we're dealing with"? No it's hook them first based on some criteria and if they don't see anything wrong in the current chat or gameplay, make them the offer.
 
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PUBG!

1: 14 (That was completely stupid! The problem here is that that FR gets so bad when you drive the vehicle that there was no way i was going to be able to stop the vehicle, get out and do anything, i would blow up no matter what its... it's... terrible, they got to improve that, they got to make the FR playable and its not.)
2: 60 (NOW YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED? I fired the guy and i couldn't fire again, it only let me fire once! I fired directly at the guy, i hit him point blank range, i went to fire again and it wouldn't fire again and the guy killed me instantly! I did as best as i possibly could with the shotgun, that sucks.) (Continues to bitch how all his shoots should be instant kills like in every F/TPS game)
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Yet again thinks showing what buttons he pushed afterwards makes his claim completly legit!
3: 7 (And now i get killed from the side. Never saw him. Not bad, if i had... if my vehicle had got completly fucked up i would have actully made it much further, but it was because my vehicle got fucked up that i got destroyed like that)
4: 12 (I know i shouldnt have taken the chanse because i didnt have a distance gun. (Used a SKS with holographic sight). I know i wasn't going to hit him, i should have just let it go, i should have just let him run, but i tried to play the game the way people tell me to play the game and be offensive, but you cant do it when you dont have a scope, so i should have just let it go!) Note: His idea of offensive play in this case was hide in a field while 2 player shoot it out and then long distance snipe the winner!
5: 92 (Handgun are such shit in this game since the FR is so bad, there is no way to shoot anyone, you just have to go left and right and just strafing and pull the trigger and hope you hit him! Because the FR is so low so you can never actually be on someone and fire and have the bullet come out and hit them, because 1 it is too choppy and 2 the delay is to bad.)
Note 1: In the 4th match a guy tried to snipe him and got called a poor shooter, nothing about FR, now he tried to kill someone point blank range... FR!!!
Note 2: The guy wasnt standing still, he was moving left and right constantly, while Phil tried to run away in a straight line!
6: 66 (What a pain in my ass! I guess i will play another game!) (Goes on a rant as to why he isnt sponsored!)
7: 44 (I DIED BECAUSE THE GAME SUCKS, because the FR dropped so badly i couldnt control my bike and it made me slow down and hit the fucking thing and i died because of it,
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fuck you blue hole assholes, your fucking game is a piece of shit, i seriously died because the FR dipped, that is BULL FUCKING SHIT! There was no reason for me to die right there because i would never hit that wall if the FR did not chop up. Fucking garbage, that pisses me off because they did not deserve that win, they did not deserve that kill at all, that was 100% bullshit.)

In-game:
1st match:
Comes across a guy leaving a house and openly claim he already looted the house, tries to troll the guy and then goes into the house to check for loot.
Looking at the chat so that he almost drives the jeep into the river, saves it in the very last second!
2nd match:
Starts of claiming a exploding vehicle ruined the 1st match, referring to the jeep he just drove in circles as it was shoot to pieces...
3rd match:
Starts yet again bitching about how he died in the previous match, claimed he shoot the guy that killed him at point blank range in the face!
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Thats some weird place for a face to be!
Getting shoot at, decides to stay still and look were the bullets comes in a open hill.
Clearly hears a car coming from behind decides to look for it in the opposite direction.
Having a vehicle to continuous drive in circle is very important near the end of a match.
Hopes that no one can see him in the short grass and decides to crawl up a small elevation and instantly gets shoot at.
4th match:
Getting shoot at, calls the guy a poor shooter, despite being fired on over a long distance. (But remember when Phil shoots and misses it is the games fault not his!)
Decides to camp since there is no vehicle for him and there are several campers out side with sniper rifles.
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Nearly 10 min later
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Great entertainment people!!!
5th match:
For once lands at the same place as someone else, acts surprised the guy didn't stand around waiting for him to pick up a pistol and load it.
6th match:
Claims that the most epic hand to hand combat he done in the game was when he used a zikel on a guys balls!
7th match:
Thinks that every sniper rifle in the game by default have a 8x scope on them right away. (He have picked up a number of sniper rifles in earlier matches, none with 8x scope on them!)
Thinks that their are only 2 sniper rifles in the game!
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(Once in red i know for sure he picked up from the floor!)
Refuses to pick up a sniper rifle since he already put his 8x scope on a Scar-L (Assult rifle).
Rams a wall with full speed on a bike, gets stucked and someone starts shooting and hits him and he starts bitching about how he is going to die and it is the FR and games fault!

Over all matches:
Anyone who shoots at him is a asshole!
Pays more attention to the stream chat than the game.
Takes great pride when he can sneak up and steals someone else vehicle and drive off in it!


Off-Game:
He have uploaded 50 000+ videos to YT so he is one of the most prolific YTers on the planet!
Think thats the Sopranos had a bad ending!
Stoped watching Game of Thrones because of Leanna, she hated it.

Persons asks about Kimberlie Brinks and what happened, he tells a friend of the real girl contacted him and then everyone did some research and found out about the catfishing.

When you hit 40 you way past half way of your life!
Dealing with the OPseat thing probably took a month of his life since stress shorten your life.

Fan wonders about his life threatening issues and Phil claims he never mentioned such things, he actully mentioned health problems when he broke the news about the back-taxes, that it could become very serious.
Calls his throat a health issue.
Claim he was the peak of his health in 2012, continues to claim he was musculare and lifted weights when he was 22, but when he was 29-30 around 2012 he was at the peak of both intelligence and health.

Continues to claim that VR is a shitty gimmick and will be nothing more and you have to belive him since he bouth one at launch and owns a ton of games to it.
Thinks that VR contact lenses are just stupid.

He wont pick up SFV arcade mode since everyone now have 1+ years of experience with the game and he wont be able to catch up to that.
Refuses to play Super Mario Sunshine on second stream since he must play all the new releases constantly and sometimes alternate with PUBG.
Fan again tries inform him about how he could play Sunshine on the second stream and Phil makes it into a joke before telling the guy to calm down and that he wont play Sunshine.

Refuses to reaveal any information about Leanna 2.0 until she is safe with him and they can deal with any trolling togheter.

Claim he mostly did what his parents told him but he was no mama's boy!

Makes a number of poor sex jokes out of the blue across the matches and Phil wonders why he can't attract sponsorships and tons of views?

Takes another stab at OPseat, calling them Indien Giver again, claim they have no experience with people that has mass negativity around them and they couldnt handle it.
Note: the people running OPseat are 2 former DOTA pros!
OPseat fucked him over because they stopt the sponsorship after he had already promoted them and announced the sponsorship so they are 100% in the wrong, not him.
Claims that there once was a time when he said stupid things on stream and there would consequences of it, but now it doesn't happen anymore, he didn't look for the sponsorship, he was offered it and then people did negative stuff towards him and he lost it, so it wasn't his fault.
Compares the escort thing with what happened with OPseat, people just throw negativity towards him despite him having nothing to do with it.
Claim that OPseat hates his guts and talks shit about him on social media and he wants a apology from them for being unprofessional assholes, who did not do their jobs and made him look like a villain when he didn't do anything.
(He really empathize on that he did nothing wrong here, everyone else but him did wrong!)

A person asks him about his negative reputation and he calls the guy a troll but decides to answer him anyway, claims that comapnies that sponsors other YTers wont sponsor him simply because a group of obessesd assholes have created a 5 year leagacy of slander against him where most isnt even true.
I wish he could make up his mind, at one moment it is all fake and in the next some of it is true or all of it is based on nuggets of gold or words taken out of context...
Goes back to ranting about OPseat and how what they did was wrong, he had already signed up and picked out the chair, the one he now dont want anymore, that he wanted and they had welcomed him and then they bailed out and "that is technical illegal" (Phils own words).
Since OPseat didn't do any research in advance they are a very unprofessional company that should have no recognition what so ever!
So both YT and Twitch are bad companies since they dont check up what kind of person he is before they let him sign up with them?

A guy points out that OPseat can cancel signed contracts and Phil claims that that statment just proves that the guy have no idea how the law works and will stop answering him and
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"Thansk for the dollar dummy!", if you disagree with him your a dumb and don't understand anything!
Remember, he dont have to prove anything of this!

He don't wanna deal with drama anymore, he just wanna stream for people and have fun!

@EddyB43 How much have Goldencolts cheered and tipped him? The guy likes to giving a alot of tips and cheers over night (PST)!
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His favorit show!
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"Boober was the emo, Boober was always very worried and negative"
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Intelligence and depression = negative personality?

Gets asked to rank PS4, XBOX, PC and Switch in the order he thinks are the best gaming console, starts talking about how XBOX and PS4 are identical and Switch is only good when it comes to Nintendo games, he thinks PC is superior if you can get one that can both stream, capture and play a game at the same time, never actually answers the questions and ranks them.

Wants people to give him tips about gamecube games he could play, but they need to keep in mind that he wont make money on them so he needs lots if cheers and tips when playing them and people need to show up and give him lots of tips and cheers for the 2 days he will play Mario Sunshine or he will be fucked for 2 days!

@opseat have seen Phil's video about them. No real answer as to how they blundered like this in first place though. Probably weren't paying attention.
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Not the only thing that he have called them!
 
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Over $1600 it looks like in just cheers.

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Guessed it was a lot, as said, the guy tip/cheers Phil a alot, he is mentioned constantly at the pre-streams when Phil reads out the cheers, him and another guy (will go check up who)!

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Other guy being CriticalforDays!
 
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A business degree everyone. I can’t even with this anymore. His utter ignorance over basic aspects of life and business is astounding.
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well if you think they are wrong phil, why don't you sue them? what's that? you wont? yeah, you know they're right.
or would you be triggered by being told you could have a seat in court?

also i'm willing to bet even if he wasn't kick out of the sponsorship they would only give him a chair. then after not getting money for a few months, phil would bitch at them and end up kicked out anyway
 
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