Lolcow fried_kooch / KingCasio / King of Kek - aka Deagle Nation Declassified: Venom Jace Awakens or How Deagle Nation Discombobulated

At this point is it even worth it getting into Deagle Nation lore?
Does anybody have a DN documentary of sorts, or just a series of videos summarizing what happened? I joined the farms just around the time that they ended.
Serious comment here but the primer with some cross sectioning of the lolcow wiki is pretty much all you really need for DN. You'd be REALLY surprised how much info is up on the wiki.

Jan seemed to have snagged control of the DN account back after the phone-calls but all of Noahs streams were never made private, only unlisted. If you want to seriously watch the 7 hour deus ex stream you can access them through Deagle Nations' G+ page (Which was never maintained because, c'mon, who the fuck uses google+ in 2018 ). I can't guarantee many of them won't be blocked by copyright but "enjoy" what little content is still up.
 
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Serious comment here but the primer with some cross sectioning of the lolcow wiki is pretty much all you really need for DN. You'd be REALLY surprised how much info is up on the wiki.

Jan seemed to have snagged control of the DN account back after the phone-calls but all of Noahs streams were never made private, only unlisted. If you want to seriously watch the 7 hour deus ex stream you can access them through Deagle Nations' G+ page (Which was never maintained because, c'mon, who the fuck uses google+ in 2018). I can't guarantee many of them won't be blocked by copyright but "enjoy" what little content is still up.
I think i remember kooch saying some pretty personal and cringy shit if anyones brave enough to subject themselves to 8 hrs of kooch trying to be funny
 
Good on Jan for trying to talk this guy down and get him to quit being an obsessive weirdo.

Yeah, surprisingly, Jan gave some really good, fatherly advice to the sperg who wouldn't stop blowing up his phone. Most people would have (understandably) just said something like "Stop stalking me, you fucking freak."
 
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A little OT, but I'd consider it as well but a big problem that a lot of the big lolcows have is a massive amount of content with very few summaries of their antics. Half the reason that CWC is such an active board is that he is easy to get into due to the amount of documentaries on him.

Does anybody have a DN documentary of sorts, or just a series of videos summarizing what happened? I joined the farms just around the time that they ended.

This lecture seems to sum things up.

 
This is my personal account with WizDumGun for the very brief time I dealt with it. It doesn't have to do much with fried_kooch directly, and I was in the game for far less time than @ULTIMATEPRIMETIME was, but maybe my account will put this lolcow story in better frame for some. That being said it's mostly just longwinded :offtopic:.

I knew fried_kooch and interacted with him, but apparently I didn't know him well enough. I came along with the first wave of WizDumGun, offering my services as an archivist (I had just bought a big ass hard drive for other purposes and basically offered to keep file storage for the group) but (as @ULTIMATEPRIMETIME I'm sure will get into) the early group was a mess. They basically let everybody who was interested in with zero quality control. Energy was pretty high in the beginning but things did wane, especially as Jan stopped logging on. There was little in the ways of organization, with like, 6 video projects in the air, some music being posted that may or may not be part of a project, a GMOD server with a LONG list of ideas and no programmer, and nobody really interacting or helping one another (except maybe in small, 2 or 3 man groups without communicating or interacting with the group at large). Jan and a few others kept talking about some kind of PERFORMANCE REVIEW or something after a while once it became aware that fat needed to be trimmed and losers needed to be booted, but apart from that it just seemed like nothing was going anywhere.

I was working two jobs and had a lot of shit going on in my personal life, and I was getting fed up with how things were progressing; basically, as I said, I signed on to be a big hard drive to keep shit for people, but then people out of the blue kept asking me stuff like, "Yo, you recorded that stream right?" When I told people at the beginning I didn't have any recording software or know how to do that proper - all I had was the hard drive space and an Adobe CC account to maybe clean video up if they needed or make some art assets for images, or "Do you have the thing from that meeting?" for something I wasn't even told was going to happen, and had happened while I was at work, and was never told what the thing was. With no real direction for myself, no word from the man in charge, nobody ever sending me files to store the way I asked, and nothing to do but be told about stuff after it happened, I just kept logging in less and less until I kinda stopped altogether. I tried checking in on things sometime in 2017 but either the Discord and the Skype groups had all been destroyed or I had been thrown out as another guy who was AWOL, which, again was totally fair. I was never a part of WizDumGun2 or anything like that. It sounds like I missed out on some serious autism.

fried_kooch for the interactions I had with him never seemed like a bad guy, but I never said more than a few words to him. Honestly I kinda feel sad to see he took this shit so serious.


Why do people still follow Jan and DN? This is the worst way to spend time: harassing an unfunny autistic who fancies themselves as a comedian, rather than a blight.

I don't know that people who follow Jan and DN are necessarily harassing him, I think some are legit fans of his work (*cough* :powerlevel: *cough*).

It's also very trendy these days to shit on Deagle Nation, despite it being the creation of half of the Kiwi culture here, most of it not even very obvious (raise your hands, how many people signed up to the forum when the sign up button told you to "Have Fun Online?" Ever rate something Semper Fi or Halal?) . Some of it seems to be residual badfeels from when it turns out we were the ones getting trolled (which tbh is funny if you can stand to not take one's self very serious for a moment) or in the way that Jan shitstorm blasted his way out of here, the later of which is pretty understandable. Some of it I think is just groupthink of others shitting on DN because it's the fashionable thing to do, and some of course there are some that legitimately didn't find it funny.

Yeah, surprisingly, Jan gave some really good, fatherly advice to the sperg who wouldn't stop blowing up his phone. Most people would have (understandably) just said something like "Stop stalking me, you fucking freak."
Jan's always been a very level headed dude when he's not recovering from severe head trauma.
That last part is very important and sometimes he is recovering from severe head trauma. Then, well...
 
Kooch seems to forget why people tuned into Jan's streams. People watched them in the hopes of seeing absurd shit happening, it's the same reason that a bunch of 4channers watched Terry A Davis stream himself doing nothing but watch YouTube videos.

Does anybody have a DN documentary of sorts, or just a series of videos summarizing what happened? I joined the farms just around the time that they ended.
A former MDE extra/ghostwriter (before MDE kinda got famous thanks to the "Sam Hyde shooter" meme and the World Peace saga) who appeared in some of the classic MDE vids decided to do his own thing with a YouTube channel with him and his friends pretending to be Xbox Live stoner gamers, making over the top videos with only a few people being in on the joke. This ended up attracting everything from 4channers to KF to even a somewhat known griefing group (Team Gamerfood). Eventually he was uncovered as a troll and "retired" the character after he lost the motivation to make more vids, shortly after challenging Brianna Wu to a street race and causing her to lose it. He tried to make some content on the Wiz Dum Gun channel but lost interest and moved on.

At one time he was pretty popular here (despite his popularity being mocked by others, notably on /cow/ who either called him fake or unfunny) and he influenced the "Islamic Content" rating (calling everything he hated/shocking islamic was something he'd do) and the name "Kiwi Farms" (IIRC). I remember lurking during that time, stream announcements were a big thing and so were DDOS attempts during the streams.
 
Man I miss the Jace shit too but it's been over for like 4 years now. The fact people are taking its decaying corpse, tying it up with strings, and making it dance around claiming it's still alive is just pathetic.

that being said I'll always press 1 for the commander:deagleleft::1::deagle:
 
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