Chinese man bites into a cell phone battery and it explodes - #SurvivalOfTheFittest

https://www.techspot.com/community/...-after-man-bites-into-it.244005/#post-1662663

This guy thought a battery was fake, and like a genius, decided to test it by biting it. It then blew up in his face.

 

[polonium]

Looks like he takes it out of his mouth just before it exploded. This idiot is very lucky.

I wonder what it must have tasted like for a chinaman to spit it out

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder what it must have tasted like for a chinaman to spit it out

Let's just speculate that it didn't taste like a cat.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

When I was a kid, we just licked 9v batteries out of a smoke alarm.... and we managed to live through it. What's this new generations' excuse, huh?

They actually eat it. That's their excuse.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Did this guy read too many books about pirates biting gold coins or what

Why would you decide to bite a battery to see if it's real

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Darwin Shrugged but as he shrugs tells you you're exceptional for spending over eleven grand on a phone.

 

[AnOminous]

Did this guy read too many books about pirates biting gold coins or what

Why would you decide to bite a battery to see if it's real

How Can Batteries Be Real When Our Teeth Aren't Real?

 

[Nazi vegeta]

Remember, China claims its average IQ is in the 100s.

closer to 105, I think.

 

[LocalFireDept]

Batteries aren't gold, folks. Biting won't verify its authenticity. The resulting explosion will, however.

 

[SwanDive]

I mean, the guy probably works in the hellish conditions of an iPhone factory. If anything, this was an attempted suicide.