Paden Reilly / Crusader Cat / Brother Pawden / Frater Patricius / CrusaderCatfur - Bible-thumping cat-fucking zoophile Christian furry that unironically wears a bowlcut on his fursuit. Thought explaining to people he literally raped his pet cats would help convert furries to Christianity. Gay, AI-porn slop addict as of 2025.

Crusader Cat said:
I just felt guilty. Also, just read the edited first post. Let me clear up a few things:



That's not my art, that's stuff I commissioned. and I got banned again a couple months ago. XD



I was a fan for a little bit, but I stopped watching. I wanted to watch adult shows with well structured plots, complex characters, and relevant themes. Not watch a show for children and pretend it has all those.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I can't beleive how easily you bought that, no I didn't pay Dragoneer anything. As far as I know, he isn't even the one who un-banned me. The screenshot of the email is a fake, I wrote and emailed the message to myself and replaced the senders name with Dragoner in MS paint. I mean, it's not even a good fake, you cropped out the part where my inbox says it was sent BY Crusader Cat TO Crusader Cat
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>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! XD
Can you please explain why all furries use these gay reactions?
 
Have you ever wondered how Crusader Cat was brought to this world? Well, it started with a German boy with blonde hair mating with anthropomorphic felines. Hans ejaculated his master race seeds to fertilize the wombs of those feline whores. One of them got knocked up and gave birth to Crusader Cat. Now poor Pawden is looking for his daddy who basically run off like a Nigger as soon as he heard one of the Anthro Felines say "Hans, I'm pregnant". Could Hans be the true father of Crusader Cat? Seems like if CC agreed to Len to roleplay as his baby son; "Leave my baby alone! Stop hurting my child!"

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Do you admit you have homosexual tendencies? What's up with you getting art with another homosexual in pornographic situations, if you're anti-homosexual?

If you get caught in a hotel with a male escort, just own up to it. Remember, meth is a illegal and it's a poor excuse!
 
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Hey @Dionysius ! Would you like to make $1,000 since your 'Order of The Shekels Claw' is failing to get the goyim pay you membership fees? Well, Crusader Kitty Diddler will give you $1,000 if you accept his challenge.

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http://archive.is/cFnD7

> "Invalid evidence:
1. Screenshots
2. Controversial and untrustworthy sources (ED kiwifarms)"


@Crusader Cat , Is Len guiding you to post these ridiculous tweets? Wow, he truly turned AltFurry into a daycare center for sperging manchildren like you. Is nannying you his newest fetish lately? It seems like he is training AltFurry to deny evidences because 4. is hurt by the truth. The Truth hurts your feelings, doesn't it. Too bad that IMVU does not care about the feelings of a person who did care about the feelings and the psychological damage done to innocent kittens you gleefully molested. You can weep all you want to IMVU, but here are following facts you fail to realize:

1. Dragoneer is not leaving office just because you got banned for sperging and breaking rules
2. I am sure IMVU had been already informed about your lawsuit attempt once made against FA
3. Even your own kind despises your existence in the fandom, except the zoophile defenders from AltFurry.
4. You are permanently banned for life on FA. So cry me a Mississippi and flood some towns with your salty tears.

Nobody in your own fandom wants you and they perhaps prayed to God to send you yiffing in hell as punishment for molesting defenseless declawed kittens. If you were to die, some would even rejoice and celebrate, and the history you're leaving behind will be something for future generations to laugh at. You have no one but yourself to blame. Deo and DogPatch will not give a fuck about your stupid challenge, so just walk into an oven and say "Good Bye, Cruel World." because nobody will miss you.
 
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TheodoreLothropStoddard said:
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Hey @Dionysius ! Would you like to make $1,000 since your 'Order of The Shekels Claw' is failing to get the goyim pay you membership fees? Well, Crusader Kitty Diddler will give you $1,000 if you accept his challenge.

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Oh hey, free money.

From the TSNY PDF that Crusader Cat wrote himself. Proof that he has caused his father grief through his degeneracy.

It was during my family Christmas vacation, there was some stupid National Lampoon thing on the TV where someone said “There’s a level of perversion you boys don’t want to go” followed by a shot of a sheep. I was furious and started screaming. Later that day my dad asked me why I acted that way, and I finally confessed to him that I was a zoophile. He immediately said it was not normal and was willing to help me. I got the X3 Watch accountably software to limit my sinful internet browsing.
 
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Cuddly Pirate said:
It was during my family Christmas vacation, there was some stupid National Lampoon thing on the TV where someone said “There’s a level of perversion you boys don’t want to go” followed by a shot of a sheep. I was furious and started screaming. Later that day my dad asked me why I acted that way, and I finally confessed to him that I was a zoophile. He immediately said it was not normal and was willing to help me. I got the X3 Watch accountably software to limit my sinful internet browsing.
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Speaking of which, another thing that @Crusader Cat and Len Gilbert have in common that reinforces their strong bonded "shared electron" friendship: They're both in their 30s and still living at Mommy & Daddy's house.
 
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Crusader Cat said:
You didn't already know? are you fucking kidding me?
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Lol, so you're against gay marriage even though you want men to ride your hershey highway? Self hating fags are the best.

And when are you giving Cuddly Pirate his grand? He's literally got proof of it that you provided. It's the testimony of your old man. Or will this be another breach of the 9th Commandment?
 
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