Lolcow Jordan Jereb / Wriggle / ROF militia - Florida seccesionist and complete fuckup

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Stephen Micek

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I was holding off on making this thread until I could recover his older videos, but he's active and this shit is hilarious even without them.


Name: JORDAN JOSEPH JEREB
Weight: 230 lb (104 kg)(lol he's fat)
(last known) Address: 2944 Huntington Dr Tallahassee, Fl 32308

Birth Date: 5/17/1995
DC (Department of Corrections) Number: N29180

Note: Video archives are coming soon, I downloaded every video on his channels so give me a bit of time to get them uploaded and ordered. Be aware that re-uploading his videos to youtube usually results in a DMCA. I'll be able to recover some of the deleted videos I'm referencing in this post, but not all.

Meet Jordan Jereb of Tallahassee Florida and Leon County.

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Jordan is the leader of the Republic of Florida militia, a small Tallahassee-based group of white nationalist idiots pretending to be a paramilitary group by rolling down hills and lighting road flares.


His youtube videos frequently feature him in cheap surplus gear with his fat little friends who demonstrate very thoroughly that they have no sweet clue what they're doing. Nevertheless, he still gets media attention from time to time.


He first gained notoriety on the Newgrounds forums under the name of Wriggle by posting about his militia incessantly, which he was endlessly ridiculed for.

I'm going to note that his southern accent is completely fake. He began using it a couple of years after being active online, so in his earliest videos he talks completely normally.

He has frequent run-ins with the Leon Country Sherriff's department, particularly Detective Melinda McBride, who he had called out in a long series of videos on his now deleted facebook page. He would also frequently harass the cops sovereign citizen style, interrogating them with a camera. It's also not unusual for him to film himself chasing off teenagers smoking weed or swimming in rivers fully clothed for no reason at all.

In 2016 he was arrested for threatening a high-ranking staff member of Gov. Rick Scott’s office over a $60 debt, and because he was on probation for breaking and entering in 2014, he went right to jail; (He claims that the building he broke into was a relatives', and he was using it for militia training). After this, perhaps as a parole condition, all of his old videos were deleted or made private. He was in prison from 11/22/2016 until 04/04/2017.

This was shortly after "marrying" his now ex-wife Trish, whom he had knocked up and had a child with. After going to prison they separated, and shortly after Trish claimed that he was emotionally abusive.


CJ Taylor (facebook)
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Desarea Morgan Millers / Paige Millers
youtube

wordpress (archive)https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChNqjDe-1AOXoKyfru8QqqA/videos
NSFW and also gross:
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NSFW: "Fighting the Rise of Extremism in Tallahassee" (archive) , a concerned citizen's blog that chronicles the ROF's activities (but is probably another Jereb sock)

LINKS:
Newgrounds: https://wriggle.newgrounds.com/
Jereb's Twitter (inactive): https://twitter.com/jordanjereb?lang=en
Wordpress (archive)
Youtube channels:
ROF: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5fsNOVtr_n5mooo6j1DTAw
Jereb's personal account: https://www.youtube.com/user/JordanJereb
"Resist Forever", a sock account: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH8JtICu_3SWFg1-vF_XZCw/videos
 
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that wedding video could have come straight out of trailer park boys.

also,

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why does a white nationalist have a scraggly kebab beard of hate?
Some of the inna woods style nazis have sympathies for Islam. Wouldn’t put it past him that he converted. You had a guy from attomwaffen kill his own guys over thier Islamophobia, for example.
 
You're thinking of peninsular Florida. The panhandle is basically an extension of Alabama-Georgia.
I know, I was mostly joking. Although I've never been there, I have heard that the further north you go in Florida the further "south" it gets (culturally speaking).

Still, I don't think he'll have much success creating a republic where the poor hick half rules over the half with all the economic power.
 
Are we supposed to be intimidated by this? You are going to have to try a lot harder than this. You think those of us who have been to prison and in violent street fights with blacks who wanted to kill us, Are going to be intimidated by you?

We are willing to die for what we believe. You are willing to post memes. You are simply going to be added to our list of enemies. We do not live with the false sense of security you do. We do not wake up in the morning thinking "Nobody is out to get us."

We are Fascists. Real ones at that, Not Larpers, Contrary to popular belief. Dox us. Get our addresses. Do whatever you want. Hell, Show up at our houses and let us LEGALLY kill you per Florida Statutes 776. Be our guest.

This will be very amusing. Please continue.
 

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Are we supposed to be intimidated by this? You are going to have to try a lot harder than this. You think those of us who have been to prison and in violent street fights with blacks who wanted to kill us, Are going to be intimidated by you?

We are willing to die for what we believe. You are willing to post memes. You are simply going to be added to our list of enemies. We do not live with the false sense of security you do. We do not wake up in the morning thinking "Nobody is out to get us."

We are Fascists. Real ones at that, Not Larpers, Contrary to popular belief. Dox us. Get our addresses. Do whatever you want. Hell, Show up at our houses and let us LEGALLY kill you per Florida Statutes 776. Be our guest.

This will be very amusing. Please continue.
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Are we supposed to be intimidated by this? You are going to have to try a lot harder than this. You think those of us who have been to prison and in violent street fights with blacks who wanted to kill us, Are going to be intimidated by you?

We are willing to die for what we believe. You are willing to post memes. You are simply going to be added to our list of enemies. We do not live with the false sense of security you do. We do not wake up in the morning thinking "Nobody is out to get us."

We are Fascists. Real ones at that, Not Larpers, Contrary to popular belief. Dox us. Get our addresses. Do whatever you want. Hell, Show up at our houses and let us LEGALLY kill you per Florida Statutes 776. Be our guest.

This will be very amusing. Please continue.
Is this going to end up like the SIEGE Satanist Neo Nazi thread again? Also what gun is that, looks like a Sig.
I bet he's a Manlet.
 
Cute. I tell you what, you guys want to get a hold of me in person I can give you a date and time you guys can come meet the ROF in person and we can have a little chat. But you are not going to oblige me on this, Because you would rather hide behind a computer. We are hitting the streets putting leaflets on front porches and people cars, And doing public demonstrations on the parkway. We are operating using an economic strategy that makes pimple faced beta males "Doxing" us useless. You are not the first group of pimple face beta males that has tried to dox us, Or even successfully "Doxed" us. We really do not care what information you can dig up, Because we will kill you, And we legally can should you ever try anything violent. ROF has never said it is non violent. We will defend ourselves to the maximum level allowed by Florida law.

Bottom line: You are cowards hiding behind your computer. ROF may not always fight fair, But we actually fight. Unlike you.
 
Hah
Are we supposed to be intimidated by this? You are going to have to try a lot harder than this. You think those of us who have been to prison and in violent street fights with blacks who wanted to kill us, Are going to be intimidated by you?

We are willing to die for what we believe. You are willing to post memes. You are simply going to be added to our list of enemies. We do not live with the false sense of security you do. We do not wake up in the morning thinking "Nobody is out to get us."

We are Fascists. Real ones at that, Not Larpers, Contrary to popular belief. Dox us. Get our addresses. Do whatever you want. Hell, Show up at our houses and let us LEGALLY kill you per Florida Statutes 776. Be our guest.

This will be very amusing. Please continue.
Haahahahha hi jordan are you still building emergency shelters by highways with wet mattresses
 
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