Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Butta Face Lopez]

I like that he gets all huffy at people addressing him as "Bob," but will tweet at the former head of the goddamn FBI calling him "bro."

 

[Bungleboy]

Aren't the Chinese an extremely superstitious group of people? They rarely get ghost movies because of deeply-ingrained superstitions and beliefs about spirits.

If anything, the reason the Chinese are ahead on cloning and genetic manipulation is because they simply don't care about the moral implications.

The only reason Bob fellates China is because they're authoritarian technocrats

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Aren't the Chinese an extremely superstitious group of people? They rarely get ghost movies because of deeply-ingrained superstitions and beliefs about spirits.

If anything, the reason the Chinese are ahead on cloning and genetic manipulation is because they simply don't care about the moral implications.

This just shows that Bob has zero ethics whatsoever. Honestly, this man would be a dictator if he was born in a communist country.

 

[Mola Ram]

Aren't the Chinese an extremely superstitious group of people? They rarely get ghost movies because of deeply-ingrained superstitions and beliefs about spirits.

If anything, the reason the Chinese are ahead on cloning and genetic manipulation is because they simply don't care about the moral implications.

In fact, one of the reasons Bob's beloved Fembusters tanked so magnificently is because it failed to pass muster for a Chinese release, because of concerns a comedy about ghosts is disrespectful to the ancestors.

This just shows that Bob has zero ethics whatsoever. Honestly, this man would be a dictator if he was born in a communist country.

He'd never be a high-ranking official. He's too stupid and too much of a loudmouth. He'd more likely be one of the faceless thugs manning the execution wagons -- the kind who actually get off to the physical violence.

 

[Lensherr]

More comics sperging.
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People today are not more bigoted than they were in the 70s (if anything they're less so). The difference is that back then Marvel hired writers like Chirs Claremont and Peter David who were more capable of weaving politics and philosophy into their work in an organic fashion that didn't detract from the story being told.

A sane thing to say.
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Gotta love how he capitalizes "the wasteland" as if it's an official place.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Gotta love how he capitalizes "the wasteland" as if it's an official place.

The only wasteland he knows about is his basement home.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Gotta love how he capitalizes "the wasteland" as if it's an official place.

It's his thing. Kinda like how it's always Superior, Superior Future, Inferior, Inferior Past, etc.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Also "America That Matters"

 

[Mola Ram]

It's his thing. Kinda like how it's always Superior, Superior Future, Inferior, Inferior Past, etc.

Yeah, and the Wasteland / Fallout fan in me dies a little every time he does it.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Yeah, and the Wasteland / Fallout fan in me dies a little every time he does it.

I think you mean WASTELAND/FALLOUT. Brands get all caps if you're Superior.

 

[Positron]

This just shows that Bob has zero ethics whatsoever. Honestly, this man would be a dictator if he was born in a communist country.

He does not have the competence; his only skill is parroting and his only use is being an expendable pawn. He is the Boxer, minus the honesty and kindheartedness, to someone else's Napoleon.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'm rather surprised that Bob hasn't been run off Twitter because of his hateful bullshit. His fat friend Dobbo got ran off, so why not Bob?

 

[Anonimo]

He does not have the competence; his only skill is parroting and his only use is being an expendable pawn. He is the Boxer, minus the honesty and kindheartedness, to someone else's Napoleon.

I'd argue the parroting description makes Bob more like a discount Squealer. His "no bad tactics, only bad targets" philosophy reeks of "some animals are equal, but some are more equal than others".

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Yeah, Bob, keep pissing on "superstition" when it's obvious it's only through the grace of God you haven't stroked out or managed to insult someone who responded by beating you to death.

Superstition is idiotic says man who thinks GamerGate was an organized plot to stop Clinton from being elected.

 

[BR55]

He'd never be a high-ranking official. He's too stupid and too much of a loudmouth. He'd more likely be one of the faceless thugs manning the execution wagons -- the kind who actually get off to the physical violence.

No no no. This is Bob remember. He wouldn't be part of the Death Squads. He would be the guy cheering the Death Squads on and penning an Op-Ed in the Party newspaper about how those Inferior Bourgeoisie deserved to put up against the wall and capped in the back of the head...And then one day his usefulness would run out and then it would his turn to go up against the wall. But Bob, like all Middle Class Revolutionary's, likes to pretend that last part wouldn't happen.

 

[SuperSheep]

This just shows that Bob has zero ethics whatsoever. Honestly, this man would be a dictator if he was born in a communist country.

Nah, he lacks the drive and competency to take over. Assuming his lazy ass doesn't get liquidated, he'd probably be the wheel man to the actual jack-booted thugs.

Edit: Or as @BR55 suggests, he'd be an Animal Farm-esque Sheep, or a propagandist.

 

[The Wwwyzzerdd]

They're not pretending it won't happen to them. They each think that they're so talented, so good at what they do, they transcend. They're obviously "one of the good ones", how could the new ruling party not see it?

 

[Red Hood]

Anyone else find it ironic that Bob loves Mario when actual Italians probably would have dumped his fat ass in a river by now?

Anyway, I'm sure to Bob, moral and ethical constraints are all superstitions preventing us from growing moon wheat. It has nothing to do with us being responsible for what happens to a clone after its creation, or the potential ramifications of clones getting out of hand, or of the clones being able to successfully reproduce and taking over our dinosaur zoos.

 

[AnOminous]

He'd never be a high-ranking official. He's too stupid and too much of a loudmouth. He'd more likely be one of the faceless thugs manning the execution wagons -- the kind who actually get off to the physical violence.

He's too fat for that. He'd be one of the people on the receiving end of the execution wagons.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I like that he gets all huffy at people addressing him as "Bob," but will tweet at the former head of the goddamn FBI calling him "bro."

Why doesn't he like being called Bob though? That's something that's never made sense to me. He'll put his real name on everything he produces and on all his social media accounts, but actually being called it be someone causes him to go nuts?