Lolcow fried_kooch / KingCasio / King of Kek - aka Deagle Nation Declassified: Venom Jace Awakens or How Deagle Nation Discombobulated

Jan's idea of severing ties with us was a good idea, because the shit after him punking Reuben Baron was cringy as shit, and the absolute insanity of the morons trying to carry out the "this is really real doodz" was just fucking embarrassing.

I wish it didn't go down exactly the way it did, but that shit was even more humiliating to the site than the Entersphere, and I'm glad he shut it down.
 
reading all of this shit again hurts, man. fuck, it was all really dumb, kiddie bullshit, and i regret it all. you know what i mean? none of it is justifiable, and it's the actions of an unstable person who didn't have any of their priorities in order, watching the play-by-play and freeze frames of a dumb autistic kid slowly getting his shit kicked in to finally understand that the floor he was standing on a second ago isn't under his feet anymore, and it wouldn't even be so bad but i said some fucked up shit to some of those very nice guys and pulled them along with me like an abusive asshole just to fulfill this egocentric emotional hedonism. everything about d2 is a thing i regret, and to see it be dredged back up meticulously is bad; it really tests your mettle and makes you wonder if you've really improved or are just kidding yourself. i usually wouldn't ramble like this, but this place is all about picking brains so why not? some shit like the christian YTPs or the child porn stuff is weird and i really don't know where he's getting it, but knowing the author of the thread like i do, it's probably a reasonable if uncontextualized condensation of info based on what he's been provided similar to what the rest of this thread has been. i lost myself in the dumb comedy headspace of making myself and only myself laugh while being a gigantic mentally ill faggot and it's all reprehensible. really, if i didn't think i deserved this, i wouldn't be standing by but instead trying to hopelessly flail around like have most of the time as a person, but since i do indeed deserve walls of texts about my autism (though i wish someone who isn't better than this imo would do it instead of primetime), i bide my time while making myself clear. i do want to say that this isn't the person i want to be anymore, and i've been working hard towards never EVER being this backwards as a human being again. though, i could argue that the situation of being surrounded by people of a similar mindset doesn't help, as most people with experience with lolcows can attest.

tl;dr- i know i was a lolcow but i'm really trying not to be nowadays; only hear to clear things up regardless of whether or not it makes me looks good because that's stupid and egotistical and i deserve this

i'll be back in later to see what the oddball jank is about, see if i can correct it, and continue to wince at myself.
I appreciate you being open about all this stuff, Why do you live in a trailer in your grandma's yard? Seems like you'd make good money at the hospital.
 
I appreciate you being open about all this stuff, Why do you live in a trailer in your grandma's yard? Seems like you'd make good money at the hospital.
i make a good wage, happy to say. i live in a trailer because i like the idea of a small, mobile, cozy home, and the location is temporary until it gets moved into the home park i'm gonna be living in. hate for my family to still support my ass at 19, even if it's hard to make it on your own.
 
i make a good wage, happy to say. i live in a trailer because i like the idea of a small, mobile, cozy home, and the location is temporary until it gets moved into the home park i'm gonna be living in. hate for my family to still support my ass at 19, even if it's hard to make it on your own.

i make a good wage, happy to say. i live in a trailer because i like the idea of a small, mobile, cozy home, and the location is temporary until it gets moved into the home park i'm gonna be living in. hate for my family to still support my ass at 19, even if it's hard to make it on your own.

You might want to delete one there guy.
 
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i make a good wage, happy to say. i live in a trailer because i like the idea of a small, mobile, cozy home, and the location is temporary until it gets moved into the home park i'm gonna be living in. hate for my family to still support my ass at 19, even if it's hard to make it on your own.
This is the last question I can think of for now, who is "Bean"?
 
This is the last question I can think of for now, who is "Bean"?
little brother (it's a nickname); someone who really isn't involved in this and doesn't deserve to be, like the rest of my family; old d2 dude called my employer and sent my mom shit over facebook, so i'm nervous about that -- i'm okay with anything that happens here up to the point of my family being messed with... again.
 
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Well I WAS going to try and warn you against multiposting before you incurred the wrath of the mods, but I guess that's kind of impossible, also you're on the cow permissions, so jknmlol.

I'm glad you came back for the reunion tour, and are willing to talk with us somewhat amicably. Its good to get all the different angles of this story.

i'm not gonna do much but ask that no one try getting me fired this time or tries fuckin' griefing my mom this time.

I don't speak for everyone here (after all, individuals on the farms will do what they will or want, nobody's actions but administration represent the site as a whole and even then that's debatable) but I don't really see any reason to involve your family. You aren't a dangerous violent individual or really a sexual deviant (much of one in any case, Coco, really?) whom might hurt a kid or anything. Still, I've never been a part of the group that likes to do that, and don't speak for them, so who knows what will happen.

Wait, this time? Has this happened before?
EDIT: answer came while I was farting this post out for an hour lol. I kind of agree with @Smutley, I wasn't thinking about the fact that you spent your time shouting NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER at kids playing video games and harassing them. I guess it depends if someone decides its worth their time.

we all do exceptional shit on the internet when we're young nowadays

This was like, under two years ago right? Dunno if you could say, "MAN WE WERE ALL SO YOUNG, THE DUMB THINGS YOUNG PEOPLE DO" lol, but fair enough, you seem to be at least somewhat self aware of how spergsational that behavior was.

ya'll have a good night, and if you have any questions i'll try to answer them honestly.
Well that's right and neighborly of you. I gotta get to work but I'll write up some questions later, plus I kinda want to see Part 4 and add those questions in too.
 
Weren't you okay harassing other people, though? Griefing, trolling, spamming - why is the line drawn at your immediate family but not at your own actions?

maybe some others, but i never fucked with someone's shit irl; excluding calling jan (which is by far one if the dumbest things i did), as soon as it had left the computer i had nothing to do with it; i liked getting people mad over the internet, but fucking with someone's livelihood irl and their family isn't exactly calling someone a dunecoon in a game of counter-strike and i haven't done anything like that; as far as anything else goes, i an taking accountability, that's why i'm here

i'd also like to mention that everyone in d2, including the OP, griefed gmod together; you can see what i mean by this in this vid

 
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maybe some others, but i never fucked with someone's shit irl; excluding calling jan (which is by far one if the dumbest things i did), as soon as it had left the computer i had nothing to do with it; i liked getting people mad over the internet, but fucking with someone's livelihood irl and their family isn't exactly calling someone a dunecoon in a game of counter-strike and i haven't done anything like that; as far as anything else goes, i an taking accountability, that's why i'm here

I guess I don't see the distinction. I'm not advocating for your shit to be wrecked or your family harassed but you've been shown to have no filter and little sense. I suppose I have a bit more of a personal stake considering I'm a moderator here but the weeks of annoying bullshit you tried pulling with "raiding" here, harassing Null, spamming incredibly unfunny shit and getting some of our quality users caught in the crossfire of an autistic war you decided to wage really make my sympathy pretty low.

I distinctly remember Jan calling on some pretty personal shit at, what this thread reads like, a lot of your insistence. As were the videos you personally made doing the same thing. Wouldn't that be considered out of line?
 
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I guess I don't see the distinction. I'm not advocating for your shit to be wrecked or your family harassed but you've been shown to have no filter and little sense. I suppose I have a bit more of a personal stake considering I'm a moderator here but the weeks of annoying bullshit you tried pulling with "raiding" here, harassing Null, spamming incredibly unfunny shit and getting some of our quality users caught in the crossfire of an autistic war you decided to wage really make my sympathy pretty low.

I distinctly remember Jan calling on some pretty personal shit at, what this thread reads like, a lot of your insistence. As were the videos you personally made doing the same thing. Wouldn't that be considered out of line?

your stance is completely fair; it was autistic and you make a good point. and i really didn't talk jan into anything, just just gave him my two cents like everyone else around him did at the time; i really didn't have much say like primetime makes it out to be, just as much as anyone else did, and to be honest with you i think jan did whatever he wanted to up until i called him up and made him address the cancer that was going down, which is all assuming i did call jan to say those things, which i didn't; i just said he should move on to greener pastures and work on finding a better audience, not declaring jihad, but as far as my end goes, i'll admit that i went over the line in the regard as i did in many others when doing shit like king of kek

i just want to state for the record that i never acted as or pretended to be jan, because some other guys from d2 did using his account details
 
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i just want to state for the record that i never acted as or pretended to be jan, because some other guys from d2 did using his account details
How do you think they did that? You don't just grab someone else's login info out of thin air, and Jan wouldn't just give it to some random people.
 
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i think there are many misconceptions on my disposition towards you, what you're talking about and why I made a thread in the first place. I didn't make this thread because I'm mad at you or anything, in fact I recall things being pretty okay until we stopped talking. The reason I made the thread was because I'm no longer directly involved with anyone in the old group now, so there wouldn't be any repercussions to posting funny stories on a website you don't read with people you will never meet in real life. Also, this thread wasn't time-consuming to make at all. I literally wrote it in like an afternoon. I'm not convinced that you've changed as much as you claim you have, since a lot of what I'm about to post today and tomorrow were fairly recent, but who knows, maybe you're right and this story will have a redemption arc at the end. Speaking of stories, it's time to continue mine. Only now that you're here, maybe you can help fact-check the info that I have.

PART IV: Aftermath
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Between Kooch deleting the channel and me deleting the Discord we pretty much powerbombed DDC into a cozy grave and everyone went their separate ways. I started up a new funposting Discord for people who wanted to stick around with me, and Kooch would make another art group called Stevia Unit 15 (is this the correct name?) with the people who still stuck around with him. He would still PM me a lot though and even tried to scare me with copyright bullshit because he expected everyone related to the old group to still use his music as if we couldn't use royalty free tracks or even make our own.

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He also came back and tried to get back into my group, thinking it was still DDC and would try to act like the boss again. We decided it'd be fun to set up a weekly Friday Night Pathfinder game because it'd be fun, and some of the campaign ideas we had were wild. This really pissed Kooch off though, and he made it clear.

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It's almost like this new discord is a hobby/shitpost chat like Discords are supposed to be, and not DDC.

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Kooch storms off and returns with some random griefers he scraped from the bottom of some Discord to spam our spam channel with rule34 and e621 pictures off their hard drive. It all came to an end the instant he posted a porn picture outside of the shitpost channel. He pissed on the seat, so I kicked him out along with his buddies. Kooch tried to get on again with his King of Kek account, so I banned that too. He started trying to pm me to get back in. When that didn’t work, he’d just start trying to talk to me every time the DnD games would begin.


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What he’s referring to by “whatever you’re planning” is a reference to when I told him that I had long-term plans for the new group. I intended that to mean “your way didn’t work the last three times so I’m just gonna let the group be what it wants to be”, but he took this as meaning I had plans to troll my new Discord for some reason (???) and started PMing random people in the discord about it. I’m talking textwalls of PMs telling them shit like “PrimeTime has plans and you’re gonna be SO fucked!!” I just told people not to respond.

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He ends up writing a final goodbye letter and I post it in my Discord, thinking this stuff was over for good.
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The relationship with me and Kooch as far as actually communicating until now ended when a friend of Kooch's came onto my server and acted really rude. I normally let people go with that kind of thing, but I didn't know this person and my first impression with him was him being obnoxious so I didn't respect him. Someone accused the guy of being a sock of Kooch and he got really mad at it so I changed his name to "fried_kooch" as a meme and he ended up leaving. Kooch later comes at me in pms and it quickly shifts to random topics.

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He thinks my dnd group was full of furries because he figured out the DM liked monster girls and said person didn't even talk about it publicly.

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i just want to state for the record that i never acted as or pretended to be jan, because some other guys from d2 did using his account details
I never accused you of pretending to be Jan. I compared how you perceived his behavior in WDG with how you ended up behaving in DDC. Also, no one pretended to be Jan. That was false info I fed to Macross because he leaks fucking everything and I thought it'd be a funny anti-climactic "party's over" ending. The real purpose for that "jan interview" thing was to bait Official Discord into trolling a discord that didn't exist. They ended up spamming anime porn from their hard drive into not one but two decoy discords, made 8chan and r/milliondollarextreme threads with the honeypot invite that got zero attention and upvotes, and screamed pickle rick memes in voice chat. All I did was make a discord and then sent invites. Everything else happened on its own. The reality is I used Jan's name as bait for literally nothing. Jan disappeared off the face of the internet and no one has heard of him in months. The cap with the Discord # number i sent you was just grabbed off the offline jan account that hasnt been online in like years. It wasn't even online when the account was supposedly posting.

Here's all you need to know about Official Discord:
https://my.mixtape.moe/zrkxta.ogg
https://my.mixtape.moe/eoyyfm.ogg
https://my.mixtape.moe/ezpzup.ogg

apparently this same Discord fell apart because they all thirsted over a gamer girl

old d2 dude called my employer and sent my mom shit over facebook, so i'm nervous about that -- i'm okay with anything that happens here up to the point of my family being messed with... again.
This really caught my attention. I'm fine with posting stories but I consider fucking with your IRL shit to be crossing a massive line. To my knowledge, no d2 person tried to harass you. Could it have been Rommel? He tried to get you fired before. Please elaborate on this and maybe even post the number so someone could call it and see who's on the other end because I don't want people actually harassing you.
 
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yeah it was Rommel, but for a while he was d2 and he was in the samish circles, so i count him. also i know for a fact that enig used the jan/deagledad account for a while. also, did you really delete the discord? some guys have doubts. also, the fake jan thing was pretty obvious and just kinda made you look bad, like a lot if the stuff you're not mentioning here like jojo's extreme autism, the good boy points thing, and kekkygoy. idk, most of this so far is close enough for me to not complain, but your omissions keep me wondering about when you're actually gonna be honest, not like they're nearly as bad as what i did. but for most part, i want yo apologize and simply ask: why post this shit now after almost everyone else has moved on? i mean, if it's for laughs, sure but a lot if the old guard like tufano, kevintime, schwrz, and macross think it's a giant weird vindictive move on your part to do it after all this time. personally, i had it coming but i'm curious as well.
 
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