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And as always he can blame online lag for every defeat he gets. He never complains about online lag when he wins a fight.
As a narcissist, congratulating or praising his opponent is against his dignity, but he goes full-force on insulting them if they do not play the game he thinks they have to play. I mean why not - he took more care into people being unable to reply to his insults on almost all platforms than into his body hygiene.
 

He seemed like he was having a good time making the video at least, which doesn't seem like a lot but it's a lot for DSP.

He also actually did that thing only spoken of in legends in the land of the King of Hate...editing. It's a cool 4 min.

It feels like someone edited for him imo. It's not like it's cut that well but it's not the sloppiest shit editing like normal DSP.
 
When was the last time he rolled out the fucking Selsun Blue meme?
 
As weird as the shower videos are I think they're pretty telling on the state of DSP. You just have to watch his old shower video from 2010 and this one and you can see how much he's changed, the vast differences in his style. The 2010 one is more natural, its a dude showering and the joke is holy shit he's actually showering on camera and he's acting natural and so casual about it.
The 2018 one is so forced and contrived. Its so staged, it looks rehearsed, its full of intended jokes and you can tell he did the first one in 2010 saying "Hah, this would be funny to do in my review" and the second one was "This might make it go viral and get gif'd and remix! Hah if I put THIS specific moment in, it'll be funny." The 2010 review was intended to simply review the product, the 2018 review is intended to go viral.

Which is why the best way to do this is not to make fun of it, make it display pics of it, gifs, it's to simply ignore it. Don't give it attention. Because that is what he wants with this one, positive or negative.

He has become the clown.
 
As weird as the shower videos are I think they're pretty telling on the state of DSP. You just have to watch his old shower video from 2010 and this one and you can see how much he's changed, the vast differences in his style. The 2010 one is more natural, its a dude showering and the joke is holy shit he's actually showering on camera and he's acting natural and so casual about it.
The 2018 one is so forced and contrived. Its so staged, it looks rehearsed, its full of intended jokes and you can tell he did the first one in 2010 saying "Hah, this would be funny to do in my review" and the second one was "This might make it go viral and get gif'd and remix! Hah if I put THIS specific moment in, it'll be funny." The 2010 review was intended to simply review the product, the 2018 review is intended to go viral.

Which is why the best way to do this is not to make fun of it, make it display pics of it, gifs, it's to simply ignore it. Don't give it attention. Because that is what he wants with this one, positive or negative.

He has become the clown.
Was going to say the exact same thing. Fortunately there really isn't anything to make fun of in this video. Just like with his current playthroughs it is just tryhard bullshit from a person who is a shell of their former self. All Phil knows is he was once successful, doesn't know how or why and has no clue how he can get back there again, so he is just doing the same shit he did a decade ago hoping for the same result. His only plan is to brute force his way to where he wants to go, and if that doesn't work fuck it just rage quit.
 
NOT A CLOWN

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The 2018 one is so forced and contrived. Its so staged, it looks rehearsed, its full of intended jokes

(Full disclosure: I have not seen the video)

I call bullshit. Phil Burnell is the realest motherfucker on the Internet. With Phillip, you get raw, uncut, unfiltered YouTube videos. You don’t get that fake, edited, scripted kahntent. You know, the kind that had effort put into it. That is the kind of bullshit children’s entertainment YouTube keeps trying to cram down everyone’s throat like a giant, throbbing, Swedish cock after pounding you right in the ass mercilessly for hours on end. Meanwhile, people like Phillippe, people who just want to push record, have fun, push stop, and upload the resulting videos in 300 parts to rake in that sweet, sweet YouTube gold, are being forced off search results and the home page because they don’t meet the corporate, nerdy, “book-smart” ideal of “professionalism”. But then again, maybe I’m just living in the past, seeing the world only in black and white like a child and not a real, grown-up, human adult.
 
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I watched a tiny bit because of how unfunny it was and how disgusting DSP's body is, but, as someone said before, it looks like he was having fun.... unlike how he behaves on his streams.

It kinda reminded me of pre-goatee DSP. He was still unfunny, he was still toxic, but at least it seemed like he was actually having fun... instead of telling everyone how much fun he is having.
 
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