Sonichu 1/27/18 - Sonichu-12-9, pages 13-22 - Split Hotdogs.

[Done]

(Since when did Tesco do hot dog stands?)

They don't, this is an actual joke inserted by Josh. It's a reference to that time Tesco got caught selling horse meat to its customers.

 

[Hen in a tie]

Expects lady date to pay for everything
classic Chris!

 

[Chuggernaut]

Horses that eat meat. God damn. Horses are already huge assholes; just imagine if they also ate people.

This is the most fucked-up thing Chris has ever written.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Just because Sonichu wasn't hard enough to follow, he now has some stupid ponies on a cloud for some reason.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Eichsterd123]

Horses that eat meat. God damn. Horses are already huge assholes; just imagine if they also ate people.

This is the most fucked-up thing Chris has ever written.

if they ain't fucking them that is.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Spoiler

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

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Obligatory follow up.

 

[heymate]

I stopped reading Sonichu for a while and then I come back today and PONIES.

What—?

 

[Wraith]

Unless those are Vienna or Hebrew National hot dogs, it's dog food. And dog food is made out of horses. So if they aren't high quality beef, would that be ponies eating horses? Is this some form of cannibalism?
These are the questions that will keep me awake... never.
:autism:

Also dat art.
I'm shocked he didn't have them share a beverage so there would be an anime indirect kiss.

 

[Flustercuck]

it's 2018 and Chris still talks about Guitar Hero as if it's fresh and hip

 

[MY 405]

TESCO?!!!! Tesco who got busted for selling horsemeat as beef? Oh, man, THATS genius!
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-21418342

 

[Yop Yop]

Obligatory follow up.

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Chris is arguably more liked and famous than than Cole. Sibling rivalry at its finest.

 

[Jack Awful]

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this page popped up in my email (i dont pay chris just watch him)

"There are no artificial holograms or suspended animation in pokeballs! It is just cold and dark!"
-Chris

 

[Gunslinger]

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Asshole needs to pay for his own fucking hotdog. He is making over 2000 bucks with his patreon figured in!

 

[Pigeon On A Stick]

UNICORNS CAN'T FUCKING WALK ON CLOUDS. ONLY PEGASI CAN. REEEEEEE. FUUUUUUCK.

It's been clarified in several spinoff comics that trained unicorns can employ magic to stand on clouds for temporary amounts of time. Learn your lore.

 

[Y2K Baby]

It's been clarified in several spinoff comics that trained unicorns can employ magic to stand on clouds for temporary amounts of time. Learn your lore.

yeah but chris fat lol

Obligatory follow up.

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Lol, it'd be funny if Chris was one of them.

 

[Silvally]

And here I thought use of the term 'Rawk' had died a well deserved death in 2006.

it did but Chris is about 20 years behind

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God is dead... God is dead and we killed him

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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I believe that is taxable and would take part of his tugboat away

 

[Gunslinger]

Literally cannot be arsed to pick up a hotdog to eat it--his laziness knows no bounds. Chris is cracking me up with this psychic powers shit.