Lolcow fried_kooch / KingCasio / King of Kek - aka Deagle Nation Declassified: Venom Jace Awakens or How Deagle Nation Discombobulated

But @fried_kooch

I need to know about the autism fetish.

Seriously, can someone explain that?

he really wants an autistic girlfriend but started trying to hide it with irony
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and what he meant by "i didn't post child porn on official discord", this is true. Apparently he was going to "pretend" to browse masterchan, an FBI honeypot, and when he couldn't find anything he was going to post pics from Guy Game, a live action adult trivia game notorious for using technically underage nude women. He wanted to get banned from a Discord "on a technicality".

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he really wants an autistic girlfriend but started trying to hide it with irony

and what he meant by "i didn't post child porn on official discord", this is true. Apparently he was going to "pretend" to browse masterchan, an FBI honeypot, and when he couldn't find anything he was going to post pics from Guy Game, a live action adult trivia game notorious for using technically underage nude women. He wanted to get banned from a Discord "on a technicality".

...I think I regret asking.
 
as far as i figure, since i can't prove any of this, it's not worth posting, but i've decided that since i've already said i would, i'll make these my last real posts, because i really don't like being here; i think this place is a really fucking miserable pit of negative energy. i'll describe to you my side of the story with all of it, the entire d2 story, and maybe address shit in the thread at face value at try to tie off all loose ends i can without having to come back. you can consider this hearsay due to the fact that i have no evidence, but hopefully even this may illuminate the whole situation.

this first post is about the WDG part of the saga

i met jan through doc enig, a guy in this thread who i was good friends with for a long time; you see, we were both griefers from /v/ in a gmod group, and even when that fizzled out because everyone realised it was autistic, our mutual love of music and chan culture made us good friends.

well, eventually he mentioned that the deagle nation guy (who obviously i knew about because i was around here in 13 and 14 under the KingCasio account) was forming a group of like-minded people to expand his internet troupe into a production house, and being a VERY HUGE fan of his work, i signed up along with enig, and this is how i first entered the scene. some fuckery in a skype group happened, but most of it was jan being erratic and us trying to give him serious advice while trying to figure out if he was okay; this was before the head trauma thing was a big theory in the group. anyway, eventually this group was moved to discord, and we got to work. there, i met jan, who liked my zazza hut video and my music, and i got started on projects along with everyone else, while he hyped up the potential success of WDG, saying he could a TV show, or bring back deagle nation in a trailer park boys style, which to us was a huge deal, because we were essentially a giant fan club along with MDE guys like john pelech or myg0t hats.

now, the OP mentions that i started acting as a leader, but this wasn't due to aggression or anything, i just cared about the project the most along with jan and unironically, him (casey) and enig. we began work on a video jam, an idea i spearheaded, and other projects for us personally: i began work on hours of background music for videos, some of it got used on both d2 and WDG videos. the jam slowly came together over the period of months, and at the same time, jan was around less and less, and we were wondering what the hell was going on. once in a while, he'd update us with a status, but morale was quickly getting bad and projects were getting lost due to a lack of organization. me, being the most driven and unhealthy in my obsession with the end goal, stepped up and became leader. a thing i must must mention is that at this same time, i had a hangout discord that a lot of the WDG guys started joining; this comes into play later.

at this point, primetime and introman wrote a series of scripts for the king of kek character, which got moderate responses from the old DN fans. it was also at this point that i got access to the DN account. i also started, with permission from all parties involved, to upload videos and stream, leading to videos like the half-life 1 let's play and deus ex marathons, which were pretty fucking boring, but had some moments. scripts stopped coming, and at this point, almost everyone liked the short videos more while skipping on the long streams. this allowed me to just take the plunge to turn king of kek into a giant meta middle finger to jan's fanbase; this was done because at this point jan, who's head injury made him very obtuse, began to have disdain for his audience, and i was quick to get good boy points from him.

eventually, it was decided by most of us, including the OP, that we kick out jan of his own group. why? i don't know in hindsight -- but i think it was that we started believing jan's hype about us while not believing we needed jan there. this happened in early jan of '17. the more sane of us, like introman, decided to jump off or back off because they knew that from this point on it would be a sinking ship. this accumulated in the stream of me calling jan, in which i decided to cross multiple lines to ask a guy who's trying to recover his shit why he didn't play ball with an ever more toxic discord shitposting gang. and while he didn't pickup, the immediate moments afterwards were full of disdain and disapproval of jan's perceived cowardice, while others just stated that maybe he was just busy, and the very few there with a grasp on the situation decided that it wasn't really appropriate in the first place just to be rebuked or ignored. i want to note that primetime wasn't one of these people; if he was really a troll, either he was willing to personally encourage me to fuck with jan, or is lying.

this is a very big moment in this whole story, so i'll try to recap this 20 minutes to the best of my ability. i did record it on an old pc, but that pc had a hard-drive crash and i had my microphone pre-amp cranked up to +30db, so you'd just hear clipping anyway. don't worry though, he'd pretty much recap the entire call later because he expected me to release it, and when i didn't he decided to do the work for me; something which i still feel horrible about along with everything else... that's how low i set the bar for things to come.

firstly, and most important, he told me that he would have never answered that call on stream because he isn't fucking retarded and that everything i had done had been absolutely ass-backwards morally. then, he went on to tell me that this whole thing was an unstable clusterfuck, that he was gonna wash his hands of the whole thing and everyone involved that didn't choose the correct options, and that one of the biggest reasons he stopped doing DN was because of the similar insane behavior that would be in play. and then, he went into the part that only now seems to resonate so deeply: he said that i was like him at his age, and that disgusted him because he that no one should live like that, turning themselves into a huge display for the world while losing touch with reality and what really matters in life. he talked about how he was still living with his parents and regretted slaving away for people who were fucked like the gamerfood people. by the end, i was crying, and when i told him that he was my hero and that i just wanted to emulate him, he simply told me he understood that and that it wasn't the way to go about it.
 
part 2 is about d2 before the reboot

a few days later, jan kicked us all out of the group, gave a very quick rundown of why he was doing it, the call, and the fact wizdumgun was his thing and his thing alone, thus banning most of us from the WDG discord. remember that discord i mentioned earlier? that's where we went, where i was an admin and most the guys were already. you could say that this was a pretty engineered move but i'd say i wasn't nearly as subtle as that... it's hard for me to make small, nuanced moves like that, but more on that later.

the gang, now without even a name, decided that yes, we could go on without jan, and yes, we can even surpass him. deciding to be the leader that he wasn't, i sunk more and more time into that shit, and decided that something like the original jam, which was released as 2017 as posted in casey's original post, would do the trick. we also came up with a name: dieschau doomspeak. however, doomspeak is a big soundcloud rapper collective or something so it was condensed to d2. things at this point weren't nearly as bad as they were going to get, but the cracks began to show. standoffish behavior and autistic dramatic slapfights would begin with various members about anime, who made the better shitty videos, and other dumb useless shit, but would quickly stop when i or another member of the crew would make fun of them. i think that it would be helpful if i describe the people who were still active and around at this time who are the most relevant throughout the rest of the story.

motherfucker this is my thread, you already know for the most part -- though most of it isn't technically correct but whatever, that's e-drama for you.

costco box lifter, really doesn't want to be his dad even though his dad made his own living through tough jobs; big /cow/boy, random access humor. responsible for a lot of the injokes, like "smug president", which are just shopped copies of the same image of gerald ford. refused to post his face, and apparently pretended to be a tranny for 6 months, but the same guy who said this was the admin of the official discord, who banned me after i posted flat adults and made fun of him for being obsessed with football and gay sex, but that's a different story. enig is best known as the gabe navarro guy.

writer, computer brain aka very robotic and information oriented, made really shitty industrial music using samples of an 808, but was a funny dude who could write a script if given time and a theme. in hindsight, knowing his history with DN, i don't think he was really a longterm troll, but is just a dude who really doesn't like me and wants the world to say he was right about the drama, even though he already knows he is and probably fails to realise that this shit is just dumb... or at least that's my theory. who knows? thanks for turning me onto skinny puppy, btw.

really good editor if it's your thing; big trecartin influence. big brain guy, very philosophical with sometimes egotistical. gets on a lot of people's nerves, but makes salient points when they're necessary. best irl friends with nick. meditates a lot.

college dude, had some issues for most of this story, even though he's way better and healthier now. at one point, he did so much shit with hookers and drugs it was crazy how he managed to still come in and banter. best irl friends with gabe.

dude with a dark past, but is an irl sage and shit now; dope guy who makes fucking FANTASTIC 3d animations and draws as meditation

we had all worked on stuff together, and after a few months of more autism, we had released the first vid in this new planned series, but slapfights, sane people quitting, and an ever increasing leak of more and more personal information from everyone, including me, had shown up. you see, this is one of the bits that primetime doesn't mention, but everyone at this point who was still around started talking more and more about themselves, and as you probably know more than anyone, that's a fucking hilariously bad idea on the internet. i think what caused this is simple: people start prioritizing their internet pals over other shit in their life because we liked the banter of similar dummy people, and i'm pretty sure that was the case with everyone in this list, especially dan, casey, and i. over the course of the next few months, projects dwindled due to people spending most of their time shitposting instead of hopelessly trying to make an internet e-group collective take off, but i didn't care... in fact, i just went farther into it like an obsessed freak, trying to make this collection of invalid ideas function instead of backing off and seriously readjusting myself to a better purpose.

now, apologies if stuff get's muddled here, because there's a LOT to go over, and it all happened rather quickly, sometimes even overlapping.

sometime around here, i made dan and casey admins because they did the most work along me, koochbot was a thing and casey spent two weeks and 100 bucks on it, people would spend their time making comics of dumb shit made in chat using a bot, and i got a second job, which really made my focus on the group more pressurized. other stuff got started but never got finished, like a literary analysis of the stockholm MLP series, an album, a sequel to the bible, and a doom mod turned full standalone called gay vanguard. eventually, the three of us decided that it would be a good idea to move in together, centralize shit and live in maryland because it was casey's backyard. we'd look for houses together for about a month, study the areas, and the gigs before seriously committing to this for about four months. i was so serious about this (yes, i fucking know, trust me, i really do know how retarded this is in hindsight) that i got a second job at an old folks home that i worked for about five months, and a car: a 2007 ford freestar, grabber blue, with only two seats and a cargo cage.

i'd come into chat, after a 16 hour workday, see more shit, and go to bed, talking during my breaks at work and at the worst, during my PRN gigs inbetween travelling from building to building or on lunch, even skipping meals. you see how fat i am, that should show you how fuckin' nutty this got. i assume it was an issue for others on a smaller scale: i remember dan texting me about shit on the discord from his personal phone. of course, by being a huge ass and talking about my """""ironic dream autistic coco bandicoot gf""""" and other dumb shit while having my mental health be as about as healthy as the flint municipal water supply, you can see how much of a cow i was at the time.

the whole group turned into a giant toxic circlejerk that got nothing done and once i realized that it was never gonna work, i spazzed the fuck out for the first time and threatened to kill it if it didn't turn around. unfortunately, no one told me that i totally should have/i didn't realize that it should have, and that this serious cry for help (in hindsight, i was about as self-aware as a fuckin' rubix cube at the time) only gave me hope as people decided that it was the right move. gabe said that while it was dramatic, a serious change was necessary, and most people agreed, and the reboot under drop dead city began, causing me to put most of the little freetime i had into this. i started skipping sleep every other night or so, which as you know is NEVER a good idea. this is also when the "anime christians" that casey was talking about make their way into the story, but more on that later.

If it resonated so much, why do you wanna be known as the "winner" of all this?
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i don't want it to be known; it's not me bragging. for context, this was posted in the stevia unit discord where a lot of ex-d2 people were, and they saw it as a conflict. it's my hypothetical, but more honestly, it's me trying to comfort myself. this whole thing has tested my mettle and made me question whether or not i've really grown at all after this whole thing... which is what i said in that discord, but i don't think you're gonna see that posted here.

i don't want it to be known; it's not me bragging. for context, this was posted in the stevia unit discord where a lot of ex-d2 people were, and they saw it as a conflict. it's my hypothetical, but more honestly, it's me trying to comfort myself. this whole thing has tested my mettle and made me question whether or not i've really grown at all after this whole thing... which is what i said in that discord, but i don't think you're gonna see that posted here.

since i can't edit, i just wanted it to make it clear: i won as far as the challenge of "are you still as shitty" goes, not as "primetime vs. kooch" goes

part 3 is some specific events and notes from the d2 era i wanted to mention:
  • while coco smut day did happen, i didn't force people to do shit, it was mostly just tufano and i goofing off and me drawing badly, as i did often
  • i didn't actually think ranch would help with the kidney stones, but i do want to mention my old addiction to ranch, which has caused a LOT of my weight problems. for about six years, i was addicted to ranch dressing, to the point where i probably could get on that TLC show. i'd eat it on almost anything that you could put ranch on logically: one of the old d2 videos, called "cornchip asmr", was just me putting hidden valley buttermilk ranch on cornchips and eathing them loudly. i quit about six months ago and have been slowly dropping weight, happy to say.
  • in total, i made about two hours of music for d2, which you can listen to here. most of it is unfinished or incomplete. some of it's good, some of it is weird without the context of the video, and some of it is just atonal or bad garbage full stop.
  • i made most of the d2 videos, but most of them were vertical videos. however, gabe and nick had the most viewed, enig had the second most viewed, and primetime only uploaded two or so that went under the radar. taxxpayer money uploaded my favorite though, and my second favorite was one called "i wanna go home" i made using a training film for old folks homes i ran across working there. it's a shame they're all gone, because a good bit of them were really good, especially my edited ones, or gabe and nick's
  • i do think that out of all of the d2 people, the ones that still care are the ones who are worse off, and when it comes to the pervue of those who think that, they're the ones who lost because they haven't moved on from internet drama.

honestly this whole thing seems like personal drama between two people being brought onto a public stage. is kooch a lolcow? probably, but not even a funny or interesting one, just one that has pissed off his exceptional friends a lot

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Time for another infofact data blast update courtesy of the NSA intel databanks, got these off a drive in the "retard shitpost" area of the facility, didn't want them touching my VIP server rack where I hoard priceless indonesian folk music FLACs to rig the private tracker market in my favor. NOTE: pics that have horror porn in them have eigen blurring and a description to save eyes from the hell.

So there's a sorta small Discord server where people that already have fun on the 8chan IRC go to have further fun due to voice chat and image dumping. I slipped a link to someone that PMed me on Steam and that turned into it getting dumped on the kooch kameraden (koocheraden?) with four or five people coming in, leading me to only talking for one line on mic before corpsing-a-gogo kicked in from the poor sporting with all the 8duders thinking it was just an unfunny raid - right on the money there.

Most left due to nothing going after a day, FODCOM (cool dude tbh, makes good vids, manages Fedsmoker content, knows his shit and how to handle it) stayed for days after just hanging out and linking vids, but kooch here must've been bored, because he stuck around spreading an air of unwarranted superiority that no one cared about so most everyone either ignored him, muted him, or put him on actual ignore, an honor usually saved for the local schizoid named Nuclear who hoards VCRs and claims to fuck cats. Meanwhile I was telling some of the other kids that he was just some weirdo that wanted attention, which didn't even matter since everyone assumed off the bat he's got brain problems due to the whole calvary charge followed by trying to argue and meme on VC. Anyway, here's some nice caps from the stupidity:

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Friar kock doing his part to stand out in a channel full of people that don't care

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Testing the waters by posting horror porn

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By this point, "Ketatoxin", the chat's local black weeaboo music man from NYC, was concerned about the fact that he seems to have decent quantities of gay furry porn stockpiled

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Hours later after some underage sped spammed bizarro Jake Paul Roblox memes, Keta talked about music he helped produce, and oh boy we have a scoop for NME

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A day's cooldown, and as soon as someone talks about being a fast typist, this exchange occurs.

Another day's cooldown, and the real fun begins:
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Blasting horror porn to be funny.

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Justifying it with a line that could've easily been out of a King of Kek script

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Claiming to have a folder of nothing but giant gay starfox porn and threatening to flood with it

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More porn posting, more dad issues projecting, and more denying the fact that a kid from the now defunct Official Discord took advantage of his ISP string matching one from Pennsylvania to pretend to be Robb Stiles on IRC for a few months. Most just ignored kooch's attention grabbing at this point and he went back to being quiet for an hour or two until:

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More of that psuedocomedy after posting a pic of a fat farting bookpone because someone posted "Buenos dias, Mandy"

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When posting porn fails, post furfags followed by a string of random GIFs gypped from Reocities

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Calling a random meme pic posted by Keta "unfunny", then posts one of his works of art made by ramming a bunch of pics from Google Images over clipart and oversaturating and oversharpening it, which finally wore out his welcome with the admin

So with all the talk of moving on, let's move on and look at a datestamp from the search box on a post Keta made in the middle of the gay starfox posting:
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This started 16 December, nine days before Christmas, and ended six days before Christmas. Hope moving on's a New Years thing because self-improvement is always good for the mind and body. What's not good is stockpiling gigs of bad porn to use as a giant "take that" at people that don't even care.

Also I heard one of my pals got caught in the crossfire in a pic posted earlier, the pic in question's been redacted and the censor board heavily reprimanded. Another music recc too - "Don't Worry About Me", Joey Ramone, really good album to end a career and a life on.
 
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My Little Pony scat porn is high art.

Also I heard one of my pals got caught in the crossfire in a pic posted earlier, the pic in question's been redacted and the censor board heavily reprimanded. Another music recc too - "Don't Worry About Me", Joey Ramone, really good album to end a career and a life on.
Yeah. I hadn't noticed that screencap had private info in it when I glanced over it. Big fuck up on my part. Sorry, infocreep
 
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i didn't actually think ranch would help with the kidney stones, but i do want to mention my old addiction to ranch, which has caused a LOT of my weight problems. for about six years, i was addicted to ranch dressing, to the point where i probably could get on that TLC show. i'd eat it on almost anything that you could put ranch on logically: one of the old d2 videos, called "cornchip asmr", was just me putting hidden valley buttermilk ranch on cornchips and eathing them loudly. i quit about six months ago and have been slowly dropping weight, happy to say.
You should probably examine the fact that you just willingly shared this information with strangers on the internet known for making fun of weirdos.

It might clue you in on why you keep having problems.
 
kooch i never actually msged your mother on facebook, that is a lie or someone else did it
and you actually are still pissed that i called your work and said "he called me autistic" to some proto-baby boomer? grow up fattie, let's not forget this is the guy that posted furry child porn in our discord to try to get himself banned. Sad!
 
I'm not one to necro shit unless there's actual content, but I think this may be appropriate.

So I've been in a discord server for about a month, get along with the owner pretty well, and I've been keeping an eye on kooch just in case he does something stupid.

Well I got a new selfie from him, posted in the main chat.
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I'm gonna start really keeping an eye on that dude, cause if he decides to sperg out in the discord I'll be able to keep tabs on that and update. Guess Kooch didn't learn from his time here.
 
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