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N0thingICanDo said:
Goldencolt is the worst attention white out there.....thats why he does those 50 bit cheers like 12 times overnight to have Phil reading his name 12 times, once Phil got lazy and started saying "Goldencolt did a bunch of cheers overnight (thanks for the money dummy coz that' exactly who you are)" he cheered less
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Just wanted to confirm that his cheers are down for sure. Not sure why.
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January 2018: goldencolts cheered [97] times totalling $65.91 (avg. cheer of $0.68; 1.74% of total)
December 2017: goldencolts cheered [335] times totalling $303.53 (avg. cheer of $0.91; 8.55% of total)
November 2017: goldencolts cheered [216] times totalling $229.90 (avg. cheer of $1.06; 10.43% of total)
October 2017: goldencolts cheered [291] times totalling $410.05 (avg. cheer of $1.41; 20.09% of total)
Sept. 2017: goldencolts cheered [355] times totalling $438.25 (avg. cheer of $1.23; 21.88% of total)
August 2017: goldencolts cheered [125] times totalling $147.15 (avg. cheer of $1.18; 5.59% of total) (and this is the last month he appears to have subbed himself; maybe got gifted after this?)
 
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Leanna explaining "bugged marriage proposal mechanics" in The Sim 3 (7 years ago, but its kinda funnier now):
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/pc/936498-the-sims-3/answers/198789-i-can-not-proposewhy
http://archive.fo/cDr7W
 
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Just wanted to confirm that his cheers are down for sure. Not sure why.
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January 2018: goldencolts cheered [97] times totalling $65.91 (avg. cheer of $0.68; 1.74% of total)
December 2017: goldencolts cheered [335] times totalling $303.53 (avg. cheer of $0.91; 8.55% of total)
November 2017: goldencolts cheered [216] times totalling $229.90 (avg. cheer of $1.06; 10.43% of total)
October 2017: goldencolts cheered [291] times totalling $410.05 (avg. cheer of $1.41; 20.09% of total)
Sept. 2017: goldencolts cheered [355] times totalling $438.25 (avg. cheer of $1.23; 21.88% of total)
August 2017: goldencolts cheered [125] times totalling $147.15 (avg. cheer of $1.18; 5.59% of total) (and this is the last month he appears to have subbed himself; maybe got gifted after this?)
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because he doesnt get shoutout for every single cheers he did from Phail anymore
Plus he might need the extra money for Brazzers subscription after his no-fap May
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Sometimes I wonder if his mods watch him say some of this bullshit in his streams and then say to themselves "... fuck. He did it again," then open up the KoH forum in another tab and throw on some coffee, all with the sad realization that they're now going to have to be deleting truth posts for the next 24 hours straight. And if they miss one, Phil will blast them for it later.
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There are probably four main types of Phil viewers left.
  • Normal-ish ones who know he's flawed, but overlook such moments because they find him entertaining
  • Normal-ish ones who see him as relatable and give him the BOTD due to lack of knowledge
  • School-age kids
  • Legit cult members
Kermit the Frog said:
Phil (thankfully) never had any intention of marrying Leanna. As you pointed out, Phil admitted that he was jerking off a lot when he got caught on cam because Leanna stopped fucking him, so yeah their relationship was going downhill for a while. Leanna seemed to be the one trying to make it work, by giving those not so subtle hints that she would say yes if he proposed ("future in-laws" comment, fake ring). By the time Phil got around to actually pulling the trigger, it was way too late and he didn't even quarter-ass it; he couldn't be bothered to take a few days off and do something nice or get a decent ring. It was nothing more than his last desperate act to keep her around, thinking he could continue to string her along because he needed her to cook and clean for him. And of course, everything bad that's happened to him since they broke up is her fault, making it obvious she dumped him. Class act.
Phil will never admit it, but Leanna was probably cheating on him at some point, too. I wouldn't be surprised if he put up with being a cuck so he wouldn't have to learn how to wash his clothes. :story:
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"REALLY FUCKED UP STUFF" <--- what he claims happened between them. Either she hit him with a copyright strike, or Philberto got cucked. Which isn't good. You should talk your problems out with your partner. He now classifies the breakup alongside the Rambo & Howard breakup -- a crisis that came about because the other party never told him he was doing anything wrong. Sounds like you're right about his obliviousness.

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"Hungover"

Maybe his maid got cold feet
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If she actually got cold feet about moving, do you think Phil would accept her "no?" Would he get aggro with her in private and try to manipulate the "no" into a "yes?" He seems like the type who might quietly but firmly believe himself entitled to sex with a partner on his time, but not bold enough to grey-rape a woman. So, he gets catty and passive-aggressive after being rejected.
 
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Monday Michiru said:
If she actually got cold feet about moving, do you think Phil would accept her "no?" Would he get aggro with her in private and try to manipulate the "no" into a "yes?" He seems like the type who might quietly but firmly believe himself entitled to sex with a partner on his time, but not bold enough to grey-rape a woman. So, he gets catty and passive-aggressive after being rejected.
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This I can totally believe. Phil does this with his fans all the time, especially when begging.
 
I want to rag on Phil for being a lazy fuck who can't be asked to get out of bed before 5pm because his tummy hurts from all that authentic sauce and gin.

But then in consider what 'sick' DSP would sound like on stream.

He's really doing everyone a favor.
 
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Monday Michiru said:
If she actually got cold feet about moving, do you think Phil would accept her "no?" Would he get aggro with her in private and try to manipulate the "no" into a "yes?" He seems like the type who might quietly but firmly believe himself entitled to sex with a partner on his time, but not bold enough to grey-rape a woman. So, he gets catty and passive-aggressive after being rejected.
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This is possible, he did allude to some stuff going on behind the scenes again recently. Since he hasn't complained about needing immediate money, that could suggest it is relationship related. At the very least, maybe they're having trouble planning the move and there will be a potential delay. He probably knows how badly he'll be crucified if she doesn't turn up on the date specified. The last time he was getting shitfaced and calling in 'sick' on the regular, it was after the truth emerged about Leanna.

Someone also just dropped a 15k cheer on stream. Phil was briefly euphoric, so I guess that is the day mostly redeemed.
 
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Monday Michiru said:
There are probably four main types of Phil viewers left.
  • Normal-ish ones who know he's flawed, but overlook such moments because they find him entertaining
  • Normal-ish ones who see him as relatable and give him the BOTD due to lack of knowledge
  • School-age kids
  • Legit cult members
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There's also a fifth type of viewer: one of his haters who are looking for the lulz.
 
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neger psykolog said:
I'm bored and since Vidar is now dead and no longer the official emmisary of The King of Hate, what about some of the others, such as Golden Colts:
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https://squattheplanet.com/members/goldencolts.16062/
http://archive.fo/H1hXK

He's got a bodybuilding.com profile too:
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On overrustlelogs he says he lives in Nebraska
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YouTube comments:
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His review of his "EDC" (emergency daily kit which is like an autism kit)

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Amazon review of a fucking canteen:
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This is his plentoffish profile:
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https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=47304899
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Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/user/GoldenColts/
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GoldenColts looks and sounds like Pete Davidson, the actor and comedian of Saturday Night Live fame. Golden says he's originally from NYC. Like Pete Davidson, I would guess he's from Staten Island. Out of the five buroughs, Staten Island is particularly tight-knit. So if someone with enough 'tism passed these pics around, I bet we'd find out more about the guy.

GoldenColts also has a brand new Twitter account!

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https://twitter.com/Golden_Colts
http://archive.is/I0rL4

It seems GoldenColts and another Phil fan, Celestial Goose, got into a bit of a tiff about Phil's decision to not stream earlier today.

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https://twitter.com/CelestialGoose/status/957692779135717376
http://archive.is/A771B

Celestial Goose's Twitter feed is worth checking out. He's really been busy working overtime white-knighting for Phil. He also gets plenty of ridicule for doing so, and has a frequent habit of suddenly deleting everything, so screenshot and archive on sight!

Personally, I'd like to know more about Goose. He has some pretty entertaining spergouts.
 
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Cherie Bomb said:
Celestial Goose's Twitter feed is worth checking out. He's really been busy working overtime white-knighting for Phil. He also gets plenty of ridicule for doing so, and has a frequent habit of suddenly deleting everything, so screenshot and archive on sight!

Personally, I'd like to know more about Goose. He has some pretty entertaining spergouts.
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Looking at his Twitter arguments he sounds a lot like KingJezal, so one day down the line Phil will let them down in some way and they will wake up from whatever tism hypnosis Phil's snorts put them under. Until then arguing with them is probably useless if you actually want to change their mind, but getting some funny quotes and crazy delusional statements could be fun.
 
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WiPshit recap.

Monday: Dragon Ball FighterZ (Online) / PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
Tuesday: Dragon Ball FighterZ (Online) / Dragon Ball FighterZ (Story)
Wednesday: Dragon Ball FighterZ (???) / Dragon Ball FighterZ (???)
Thursday: Dragon Ball FighterZ (Online) / Dragon Ball FighterZ (Story)
Friday: UFC3 / UFC3 (???)

Phil begins by saying he has a "unique and informed past" of being a fighting game player.
Phil is unsure if he has the flu or "some kind of a bug".
Final Fantasy Dissidia NT is cancelled.
Phil is glad he's not playing Monster Hunter World. He discusses his initial plan to play with TolomeoR and Cryaotic. "It seems like a lot of time that I want to commit with other people, it never works out."
He talks about the podcast he was scheduled to do, but got "sick" and never did.
Phil is nervous as hell. He whines about health insurance. Phil implies he paid $1,500 for his gout examination.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
You can always tell when he's fake sick. He always takes sick days on sundays. He's probably just made enough money for the month so decided to chill. Would be better to just be honest and tell your fans you are going to take day off.
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That would be an admission of Phil not being required to "stream everyday to pay the bills" so it is unlikely Phil will ever do that.
 
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