DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[LordofCringe7206]

How does he manage to make streaming video games from home sound like a gruelling, physically taxing job?

Because like with most content creators, he thinks the content he's producing is some of the most magnificent content being produced.

 

[PieceofShet]

I'm surprised he didn't show up sick and coughed a few times on the microfone for more pitybux.

Unlike Leanna, dsp can only fake it when nobody can see him.

 

[CabbageMan]

I found the soulmaid. It's on sale at the local market.

 

[Monday Michiru]

Someone on TKOH forums made a thread to (politely) confront the users with evidence of Phil's original AdSense fraud. I refreshed to check for replies and it's gone. He made a second thread restating the point, this time with the source video. It's gone too. MasterOfAwesomeness is the only forum mod online.

Archive of the second thread: https://archive.is/zepIx

 

[James Smith]

Is Phil not capable of playing video games while sick? He doesn't have to be on camera, and he'd even have a new thing to blame anytime something doesn't go his way. Not to mention the sympathy bits.

Incorrect. It's like a disability dood. You wouldn't ask if someone is able to play video games while in a wheelchair. That would mentally corrupt!

 

[Draza]

Someone on TKOH forums made a thread to (politely) confront the users with evidence of Phil's original AdSense fraud. I refreshed to check for replies and it's gone. He made a second thread restating the point, this time with the source video. It's gone too. MasterOfAwesomeness is the only forum mod online.

Archive of the second thread: https://archive.is/zepIx
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SHUT IT DOWN!

 

[PieceofShet]

Someone on TKOH forums made a thread to (politely) confront the users with evidence of Phil's original AdSense fraud. I refreshed to check for replies and it's gone. He made a second thread restating the point, this time with the source video. It's gone too. MasterOfAwesomeness is the only forum mod online.

Archive of the second thread: https://archive.is/zepIx
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AAAND ITS GONE

 

[Surly Muppet]

SHUT IT DOWN!

Sometimes I wonder if his mods watch him say some of this bullshit in his streams and then say to themselves "... fuck. He did it again," then open up the KoH forum in another tab and throw on some coffee, all with the sad realization that they're now going to have to be deleting truth posts for the next 24 hours straight. And if they miss one, Phil will blast them for it later.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Someone on TKOH forums made a thread to (politely) confront the users with evidence of Phil's original AdSense fraud. I refreshed to check for replies and it's gone. He made a second thread restating the point, this time with the source video. It's gone too. MasterOfAwesomeness is the only forum mod online.

Archive of the second thread: https://archive.is/zepIx
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From the second thread:

Why is this brought up? Dude, this is 9 years old.

Maybe it's because Phil himself brought it up for no reason (gin-induced rage?) and it's clearly bothered him this whole time. Why not ask him that instead of the people proving Phil wrong?

 

[Tmacdunk]

Didn't seem very sick last night while playing pubg poorly.

 

[Xenomorph]

Didn't seem very sick last night while playing pubg poorly.

"Hungover"

Maybe his maid got cold feet

 

[Tmacdunk]

"Hungover"

Maybe his maid got cold feet

One can only hope. DSP is so boring without day daraamamamam

 

[Keystone]

"Seriously ill". Phil, you have a cold. Another example of how insulated from the real world he's become. How does he manage to make streaming video games from home sound like a gruelling, physically taxing job?

With how frail, weak, and out of shape he is, it is somewhat physically taxing to him. Which is why I'm going to love hearing him whine and cry when he's forced to get a real job one day.

 

[Xenomorph]

This vid pretty much summed it up, of course Phil will accuse us again for "taking his words out of kahntext " and "living in the pahst"


"Btw you guys are all fat" - Fayhtlip Burpnell

He said FAGS, you know like Phil is a fag.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Phil doesn't want a fighting game with deep techniques and hard to perform combos but he also doesn't want those easy auto combos - for his opponents, that is. If he'd put in some time into a Blazblue game, his head would explode and he would ragequit it.

The autocombos aren't even that bad in DBZ. The most effective one does about 20-25% damage. You can get at least double that once you get to know the combo system and have some meter.

Dude is ducking this game so fucking hard. It's like the Nioh DLC all over again.

He knows he's going to get his shit pushed in. It's just like when he abandoned Marvel 3 at Winter Brawl and played Dragon Age: Origins in his hotel room during the tournament.

In the vlog he just made excuses galore as to why he's ass at Marvel. He didn't even check out Ultimate Marvel 3 (the updated version).

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm bored and since Vidar is now dead and no longer the official emmisary of The King of Hate, what about some of the others, such as Golden Colts:

https://squattheplanet.com/members/goldencolts.16062/
http://archive.fo/H1hXK

He's got a bodybuilding.com profile too:

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/member.php?u=118806111
http://archive.fo/NYwXy


On overrustlelogs he says he lives in Nebraska

https://overrustlelogs.net/Darksydephil chatlog/May 2017/userlogs/goldencolts


YouTube comments:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQKaozLSnGw&feature=youtu.be

His review of his "EDC" (emergency daily kit which is like an autism kit)

Amazon review of a fucking canteen:

https://www.amazon.com/Rothco-Vinta...lder/product-reviews/B003MMHMCM?pageNumber=14
http://archive.fo/LqeA5

This is his plentoffish profile:

https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=47304899
http://archive.fo/z5rg5

Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/user/GoldenColts/

 

[TheGoutinator]

Another thing to add to the list of "Stuff that proves Phil has no idea what he's talking about".

He talked about the early days of Youtube (big shock, I know), and how the Angry Video Game Nerd inspired him. The reason why is because apparently AVGN proved that people without "extensive film-making history" can make it by creating "easy-to-produce" videos.

Except James Rolfe (AVGN) has been making films since he was about nine years old, and actually has a degree in it. Also, there's more editing/work put into even the early AVGN episodes, compared to 2017/2018 playthroughs of Phil's.

Phil doesn't even have 1% of the talent, creativity and work ethic that James Rolfe has.

The fact that he said that he's funnier than AVGN shows how egotistical and delusional he is.

 

[Noob-Noob]

I'm bored and since Vidar is now dead and no longer the official emmisary of The King of Hate, what about some of the others, such as Golden Colts:
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https://squattheplanet.com/members/goldencolts.16062/
http://archive.fo/H1hXK

He's got a bodybuilding.com profile too:
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https://forum.bodybuilding.com/member.php?u=118806111
http://archive.fo/NYwXy


On overrustlelogs he says he lives in Nebraska
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https://overrustlelogs.net/Darksydephil chatlog/May 2017/userlogs/goldencolts


YouTube comments:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQKaozLSnGw&feature=youtu.be

His review of his "EDC" (emergency daily kit which is like an autism kit)

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Amazon review of a fucking canteen:
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https://www.amazon.com/Rothco-Vinta...lder/product-reviews/B003MMHMCM?pageNumber=14
http://archive.fo/LqeA5

This is his plentoffish profile:
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https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=47304899
http://archive.fo/z5rg5

Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/user/GoldenColts/

You know, you wouldn't think it would be statistically possible...yet some how they all look seconds away from shooting up a puppy farm....

Guess that's Phil's natural audience draw.

 

[neger psykolog]

"no fap May"
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=124073001&p=488571431#post488571431
http://archive.fo/4IiwZ

 

[Monday Michiru]

I'm bored and since Vidar is now dead and no longer the official emmisary of The King of Hate, what about some of the others, such as Golden Colts:
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https://squattheplanet.com/members/goldencolts.16062/
http://archive.fo/H1hXK

He's got a bodybuilding.com profile too:
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https://forum.bodybuilding.com/member.php?u=118806111
http://archive.fo/NYwXy


On overrustlelogs he says he lives in Nebraska
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https://overrustlelogs.net/Darksydephil chatlog/May 2017/userlogs/goldencolts


YouTube comments:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQKaozLSnGw&feature=youtu.be

His review of his "EDC" (emergency daily kit which is like an autism kit)

View attachment 370616

Amazon review of a fucking canteen:
View attachment 370618
https://www.amazon.com/Rothco-Vinta...lder/product-reviews/B003MMHMCM?pageNumber=14
http://archive.fo/LqeA5

This is his plentoffish profile:
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https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=47304899
http://archive.fo/z5rg5

Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/user/GoldenColts/

Bro. Don't you know I thought for half a second that that Squattheplanet profile was his KF account?
Also, :powerlevel:, I recognize EDC from /fa/. It stands for "everyday carry," IE the set of items you usually keep on your person whenever you go out (keys+phone+lighter+pocket knife, etc.). If that thumbnail is supposed to be his EDC... :horrifying::horrifying::horrifying: