Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[FeatherBomb]

When I had family in hospice, they were able to stay in home with us and the hospice workers came over a few times a day. She has no excuse.

 

[Octomet]

Her campaign has raised $150 currently. So she can go ride Abby Brown's dick about that dress. I'm surprised she hasn't tried to scam it to wear to "the small gathering" for Roger. Maybe she has by now.

 

[WEEDle]

"I'm having a mental breakdown over the death of a loved one, let me dress up, put make up on and pose for selfies where it doesn't even look like I've shed a tear" Yeah, fuck this bitch. I doubt she even knows what it means to truly breakdown or dissociate since every time she does, it just amounts in more pointless selfies, just like the rest of the time.

 

[Teeter]

Good Christ, this looks like some sort of nightmare your flashlight comes across in a pitch dark horror survival movie.

 

[Cantaloupine]

"I'm having a mental breakdown over the death of a loved one, let me dress up, put make up on and pose for selfies where it doesn't even look like I've shed a tear" Yeah, fuck this bitch. I doubt she even knows what it means to truly breakdown or dissociate since every time she does, it just amounts in more pointless selfies, just like the rest of the time.

Yeah, admittedly I expected more of a fallout from this cos of how much she went on and on about how much she loved Roger and couldn't bear to see him suffer. If she hadn't posted about it you wouldn't be able to tell anything'd happened, she's acting exactly the same. Just goes to show she really does only care about herself and Lurch... And now where her next drug fixes are gonna come from now Roger's gone.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Is she friends with Abby, or is she being a creep and stalking her?

 

[Croissants]

Already over $600 donated.. I doubt any of that money is going to his cremation.

 

[Cantaloupine]

At least you only wasted 5 bucks.

 

[cow4prez2024]

This was posted in an update on the gfm.
Is there any way to verify Roger's birth date? I know it's a little off topic but it seems highly implausible that he would have been born in 1975 given Matthew's age (mid-30's, right?).
Edit: yeah Lurch was born in 1979 so no fucking way was his dad born in 1975.
The whole idea of getting that kind of letter to give a landlord a heads up that the rent is gonna be late too... I'm seeing insta pics of the eviction notice in the near future.

 

[John Webster]

Is she friends with Abby, or is she being a creep and stalking her?

This is mere speculation on my part but Luna likely is hate-following Abby, throwing shade although she wants the dress in question. Abby is also following her however there is no further evidence to show any sign of friendship for she is unlikely to send the free items and money that would foster Luna's undying love and affection.

 

[TinBean]

Some people cannot do in home hospice becauae of the level of care they require. Just so you know.

I received these old pictures of her. She is very pretty in some, not so much in others. There are also 2 images of older examples of her art. Different shading.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

This was posted in an update on the gfm.
Is there any way to verify Roger's birth date? I know it's a little off topic but it seems highly implausible that he would have been born in 1975 given Matthew's age (mid-30's, right?).
Edit: yeah Lurch was born in 1979 so no fucking way was his dad born in 1975.
The whole idea of getting that kind of letter to give a landlord a heads up that the rent is gonna be late too... I'm seeing insta pics of the eviction notice in the near future.

So does this mean Roger isn't really Lurch's Dad?

 

[cow4prez2024]

So does this mean Roger isn't really Lurch's Dad?

I think a likely explanation is that the person who wrote that letter just got the year wrong. Roger would have been 42 if that DOB was correct and those pictures certainly didn't look like they were of a 42 year old. But it's also totally weird that anyone working for the hospital, who would have access to his records and personal information, would get his DOB wrong unless they were given a false one to begin with.
Something doesn't smell right about this, and it's not just the grime and filth in the Slater-Schumacher residence.

 

[lolcow field researcher]

This is mere speculation on my part but Luna likely is hate-following Abby, throwing shade although she wants the dress in question. Abby is also following her however there is no further evidence to show any sign of friendship for she is unlikely to send the free items and money that would foster Luna's undying love and affection.

there's a whole group dedicated to laughing at Abby Brown on facebook, i'm in it and so is she. it's basically an SJW kiwi farms thread, though the page admins and members are quite the lolcows themselves. so yes, Luna is ironically hate-following Abby and laughing at her antics. fftopic: our thread on Abby here is pretty dead, i should revive it or something with all the content that group provides...

those brunette photos of Luna bum me the fuck out. she has the potential to be relatively cute. she at least has the potential to not look like "some sort of nightmare your flashlight comes across in a pitch dark horror survival movie" as Teeter so aptly stated. smdh..

 

[The Crazy Macer]

there's a whole group dedicated to laughing at Abby Brown on facebook, i'm in it and so is she. it's basically an SJW kiwi farms thread, though the page admins and members are quite the lolcows themselves. so yes, Luna is ironically hate-following Abby and laughing at her antics. fftopic: our thread on Abby here is pretty dead, i should revive it or something with all the content that group provides...

those brunette photos of Luna bum me the fuck out. she has the potential to be relatively cute. she at least has the potential to not look like "some sort of nightmare your flashlight comes across in a pitch dark horror survival movie" as Teeter so aptly stated. smdh..

Please do. I was booted from that group months ago for something really ridiculous (can't remember now, pretty sure it was for "speculating that Abby is autistic" or something like that) and I've actually been rather curious about what nonsense she's been up to since.

 

[Shit Waifu]

This was posted in an update on the gfm.
Is there any way to verify Roger's birth date? I know it's a little off topic but it seems highly implausible that he would have been born in 1975 given Matthew's age (mid-30's, right?).
Edit: yeah Lurch was born in 1979 so no fucking way was his dad born in 1975.
The whole idea of getting that kind of letter to give a landlord a heads up that the rent is gonna be late too... I'm seeing insta pics of the eviction notice in the near future.

if anything, that’s Lurch’s DOB. They might’ve just gotten the year wrong?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Luna and Lurch are going to be homeless fast. Assuming their place is in Rogers name, I can't imagine a land lord who is being handed a note saying it could be months until they can pay rent on time is going to be inclined to put their names on the lease.

Please do. I was booted from that group months ago for something really ridiculous (can't remember now, pretty sure it was for "speculating that Abby is autistic" or something like that) and I've actually been rather curious about what nonsense she's been up to since.

TLDR: Abby is now dressing like a little girl, sucking on pacifiers, and playing patty-cake with her heroine addicted boyfriend. Shit is magical.

 

[John Webster]

This may be Luna's most barren week yet. Some theorize she has disappeared to exile herself in a drug addled stupor as her online activity has been at an all time low. Where in God's name can the old girl be?

A week ago now she paused her sorrow and deepest grieving to give followers an update.

Spoiler: It was paired with a throwback featuring Roger.

She used a pixelated image of a list of cremation services as proof of her expenses.

Spoiler: From which website did she save it?

Some say cremation services do not necessarily cost $1,500.00

A skeptic left this on her GFM aside from the update shared below.

Spoiler

This rude act of poor people-hating oppression prompted Luna to disable comments altogether.

No Luna, it is not at all suspicious of you to have silenced concerned commenters.

She reached her GoFundMe goal before the week was up.

Spoiler: Con successful.

A LCF anon caught her asking for donations outside of the fundraiser.

Spoiler: Everyone must give money to the poor starving angel.

But she is never too hungry or too grief stricken for new body modifications.

Spoiler

Poor, poor, poor Luna.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Knowing these two, I don't believe for one second the money is going towards Rogers final arrangements.

And I'm sorry but Luna has never looked like she "hasn't eaten in days".

 

[Kadika]

This was posted in an update on the gfm.
Is there any way to verify Roger's birth date? I know it's a little off topic but it seems highly implausible that he would have been born in 1975 given Matthew's age (mid-30's, right?).
Edit: yeah Lurch was born in 1979 so no fucking way was his dad born in 1975.
The whole idea of getting that kind of letter to give a landlord a heads up that the rent is gonna be late too... I'm seeing insta pics of the eviction notice in the near future.

if anything, that’s Lurch’s DOB. They might’ve just gotten the year wrong?

Nah, couldn't have been Lurch's DOB. He is 1979 and iirc his birthday is on april 28th, not in november.

In my opinion the most probable explanation would be that Luna harrassed some hospital staff crying and begging, so the staff person that was stressed out by going out of their way already, typed that up real quick to get that weird smelling junkie grim out of their face as soon as possible.. and on the way transposed digits.

I can actually imagine something like that.

1957 would be a plausible DOB.