MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King - TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms

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So Matt's girlfriends car was stolen and crashed into the river. Matt had to leave the car there but decided to cut some things loose from the front seat as the car was mostly submerged. He took some pictures and I couldn't help myself here.
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Not sure he qualifies as a lolcow. He seems pretty... well, as his name says, Mundane. I'm subscribed to him and he seems OK. He was a little crazy with the SJW baiting before, but he seems to have toned down now.

But I'm gonna follow this thread anyway because I'm bored and I'm trying to avoid work. So, yeah.
 
Matt has serious lolcow potential if he gets enough buttons pressed. Main reason he comes off as so boring is purely because he tries hard to not rock the boat with his audience. He came dangerously close to sperging out during the 2016 election because he was a berniebro and loved taking digs at Trump supporters...but when he figured out a majority of his fans were Trump supporters (either hardcore or simply out of process of elimination) he really toned down and actively avoided addressing Trump except for the random video like the current health test one.

Probably the main reason he won't debate Metokur, he literally gains nothing from it and my bet is Jim could push him off the proverbial cliff.
 
Matt has serious lolcow potential if he gets enough buttons pressed. Main reason he comes off as so boring is purely because he tries hard to not rock the boat with his audience. He came dangerously close to sperging out during the 2016 election because he was a berniebro and loved taking digs at Trump supporters...but when he figured out a majority of his fans were Trump supporters (either hardcore or simply out of process of elimination) he really toned down and actively avoided addressing Trump except for the random video like the current health test one.

Probably the main reason he won't debate Metokur, he literally gains nothing from it and my bet is Jim could push him off the proverbial cliff.

He may be a LOL cow, but he is the most boring and uninteresting lolcow ever. He's stupid clueless and inept, and the most interesting thing to ever happen to him was Zoe Quinn. But he can't even manage to fail at life in an interesting way. He was likely rejected by Channel Awesome for being "not autistic, just dumb".
 
So he goes along with the "Youtube is attacking everyone to the right of Stalin, give me Patreon shekels" thing, but cries over a form letter the same entity sends him?
Well being a skeptic™ you gotta make money somehow and damn if you have a job that isn't just cringe or boring rants
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Matt is getting fatter and fatter the more I see videos of him. Given a year or so he'll be the same size as Boogie. I don't think the Earth can handle that.

Sweet Jesus! Why didn't anyone post that his girlfriends father died in January? He posted the go fund me for it and the photo of her family...With looks like these I can see why she went with Matt.

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Matt is getting fatter and fatter the more I see videos of him. Given a year or so he'll be the same size as Boogie. I don't think the Earth can handle that.

Sweet Jesus! Why didn't anyone post that his girlfriends father died in January? He posted the go fund me for it and the photo of her family...With looks like these I can see why she went with Matt.

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That poor child is fucked when she grows up
 
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