How 2 Implement Original YS Characters
by Alex Mahan
1. Find anime character trope and speculate about how you can include a person like that in the game.
2. Debate on whether or not adding in another character is more important than Osana.
3. Decide to add them anyways.
4. Spend about 10 minutes thinking about the character's design, personality, etc. Most of the work has been already done for you, seeing how there are about 500 other characters who are exactly like yours.
5. Use Google Translate and input something about the character.
6. Go to
http://tangorin.com/names/ and find ways to make your poorly translated name "legitimate".
7. Realize that your most important characters have the stupidest names ever.
8. Ignore that and move on.
9. Ask unpaid volunteers to model and draw your character.
10. Receive assets a few weeks later. You don't exactly have many volunteers left, and you aren't going to pay people for models and artwork because -insert transparency post-
11. "Program" and implement your character into the game. If you really, really like the character, make them super overpowered and hard to kill by giving them pepper spray or something. If you don't like them that much, don't bother.
12. Use your original character as a template to create four other characters, which are almost identical to your original character. Change small, minor things about the four new characters so it looks like you put in effort. These minor things range from the color of their hair to their small accessories. Maybe change their personalities a bit too, but you can ONLY use anime tropes for their personalities!
13. Spoil the characters in a Reddit post in an attempt to keep fans interested in the game.
14. Spend two days making a video about your new characters so you don't have to work on the game. Release the build with the video.
15. Spend two weeks answering vapid, speculative questions about your characters on Reddit. These questions range from what your characters eat for breakfast and what their favorite game is.
16. Watch as the hype dies down. Repeat cycle.
Results: You get 10 original characters for the price of two!