Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[CausticMinory]

Now let's wait for the occult club to be changed to the Gothic Lolita club/subgroup

 

[Gross phone booth]

Now let's wait for the occult club to be changed to the Gothic Lolita club/subgroup

While it's a terrible idea, I'd love to have angry lolitas sperg at Alex.

 

[I'm Yogurt]

Somebody on the subreddit asked about the tinybuild partnership.

 

[lolnope]

I looked at the descriptions for the characters, and the one with green/kiwi colored hair operates a hate blog on the internet.

There’s also one who “looks for dirt in people’s past” and one who “shames and harasses people for fun”.

Very discreet, Alex.

 

[I'm Yogurt]

I looked at the descriptions for the characters, and the one with green/kiwi colored hair operates a hate blog on the internet.

There’s also one who “looks for dirt in people’s past” and one who “shames and harasses people for fun”.

Very discreet, Alex.

Good catch, I didn't notice it lol.

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

I looked at the descriptions for the characters, and the one with green/kiwi colored hair operates a hate blog on the internet.

KiwiFarms easter egg confirmed.

 

[SeaPancake]

Honestly I wouldn't expect his audience to know what Gyaru is since they don't know anything about Japan or Japanese trends beyond anime. But there is kind of the controversial idea that Gyaru is a bit like being a wigga was in the US. So that could make SJWs REEEEEE.

If SJWs haven't picked up by now that Japan is pretty dense when it comes to understanding cultural sensitivity towards other nations (nothing major, just that Nazi uniforms are not a fashion statement and that wearing blackface *does* send mixed messages to people overseas who have a significant black population), then they should fold out of the game.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

I looked at the descriptions for the characters, and the one with green/kiwi colored hair operates a hate blog on the internet.

There’s also one who “looks for dirt in people’s past” and one who “shames and harasses people for fun”.

Very discreet, Alex.

Her surname is Mizudori, which means "water bird".

Which is confusing, kiwis are fruit.

I suspect the red-orange one is also a reference, with a weird name like Hana Daidaiyama, but haven't figured it out yet.

 

[Lurk Jurk]

Yeah cause those girls look like they're big enough internet users to run a blog. They're more the types who would be making bitchy vague status updates about people they don't like on Facebook.

 

[coachmuppet]

Her surname is Mizudori, which means "water bird".

Which is confusing, kiwis are fruit.

I suspect the red-orange one is also a reference, with a weird name like Hana Daidaiyama, but haven't figured it out yet.

Mizudori's first name is hoshiko(if written 星子) means ... star child?

Daidaiyama Hana(大大山 花) : Very big mountain flower?
Its the same thing as having the name, Red Chevorlet.

What the actual fuck...

Edit: if hana is written as (鼻)... then the result would be 'very big mountain nose', which is pretty fitting in eva's case.

 

[Trombonista]

Daidaiyama Hana(大大山 花) : Very big mountain flower?

It's more likely 橙山, or bitter orange mountain.

Also, I want all the bullies to sound like Jyushiko:

 

[Adamska]

It seems like the bullies are the same crap as the student council

Oh, I imagine that once Alex either stole or finally shat out that council member template using his pasta code he just had to spam it more and more to show mommy and daddy internet that he's a real people programmer. Because fuck actually making a game with a win condition.

Gyaru are not an ethnic minority, they're people with access to copious amounts of fake spraytan and the will to use it. They're a fashion-based subculture with a few varieties, not unlike goth or lolita.

Of course the misguided and superficial REEE-ing is expected of the outrage brigade.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

He created the misume clones cause the other students are too friendly

What about red haired girl who has the evil personality trait.

 

[LucasSomething]

New video

*siiigh* I'll check it out.

This raises the question, who does the bully?

That's the only question in the game that was better left unanswered

Everyone in school is neutral or friendly

Then why won't Budo defend Kokona??? Why won't her friend side with her? The student council protect her? You can not say everyone is nice when they're all cowards who do nothing against the only 5 bullies in the school.

Your imagination of a bully probably looks like this, but on reality, a person who is nasty on the inside doesn't always look that way on the outside

MOTHERFUCKER YOU NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL! Dont give me a moral lesson about "what real bullies really look like", especially when your bullies are the most bland and generic stereotype ever (rich blonde girl) with an argueable dose of racism.

Reputation below a thereshold will be bullied

He did exactly what i said he would do! "You get bullied if your abstract meter reachs X."

They go talk in the bathroom

Sounds like a great way to kill of them. I would say this is annoying but they won't go to the boy's bathroom so we can't still dump the corpses there i guess.

Higher panty value

What the fuck Alex, it's info chan who pays Ayano why would she care, does she have a bimbo fetish like you too? If there is actually a pantyshot trafic going on the school then HOW are these students "nice"? How do the girls never realize their lewds were leaked online? This mechanic is retarded...

If they see you, they will snap a photo and give a game over

WHY is this exclusive to them and NOT the protography club??? Also, they sound really annoying, i would start the game and kill them immediatly.

I would put multiple phone addicts nearby Osana

Alex this is fucking retarded, this is not how you design a stealth game, by putting more viewcones around the target you're not make me play creatively you're making me play lame and distract-kill one by one.

They will be obstacles to protect your rivals

What happened with them talking in the bathroom post class again? Oh whatever so if i kill they soon as i can, i'll break the game forever? Good to know.

TL;DR: This is awful and pointless from all perspectives. If you want to play pacifist the bullies are useless. If you want to play murder then you'll kill them first.

BONUS: I don't know if this is a thing in america or not but the pink hair girl is doing an "eat your pussy" hand sign/gesture and i wonder if it's intentional or not...

 

[zFlarex]

*siiigh* I'll check it out.



That's the only question in the game that was better left unanswered



Then why won't Budo defend Kokona??? Why won't her friend side with her? The student council protect her? You can not say everyone is nice when they're all cowards who do nothing against the only 5 bullies in the school.



MOTHERFUCKER YOU NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL! Dont give me a moral lesson about "what real bullies really look like", especially when your bullies are the most bland and generic stereotype ever (rich blonde girl) with an argueable dose of racism.



He did exactly what i said he would do! "You get bullied if your abstract meter reachs X."



Sounds like a great way to kill of them. I would say this is annoying but they won't go to the boy's bathroom so we can't still dump the corpses there i guess.



What the fuck Alex, it's info chan who pays Ayano why would she care, does she have a bimbo fetish like you too? If there is actually a pantyshot trafic going on the school then HOW are these students "nice"? How do the girls never realize their lewds were leaked online? This mechanic is exceptional...



WHY is this exclusive to them and NOT the protography club??? Also, they sound really annoying, i would start the game and kill them immediatly.



Alex this is fucking exceptional, this is not how you design a stealth game, by putting more viewcones around the target you're not make me play creatively you're making me play lame and distract-kill one by one.



What happened with them talking in the bathroom post class again? Oh whatever so if i kill they soon as i can, i'll break the game forever? Good to know.

TL;DR: This is awful and pointless from all perspectives. If you want to play pacifist the bullies are useless. If you want to play murder then you'll kill them first.

BONUS: I don't know if this is a thing in america or not but the pink hair girl is doing an "eat your pussy" hand sign/gesture and i wonder if it's intentional or not...

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Yes, it's intentional.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

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BONUS: I don't know if this is a thing in america or not but the pink hair girl is doing an "eat your pussy" hand sign/gesture and i wonder if it's intentional or not...

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i Think Its Just A japanese Thing https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.augSOvDg_ZvG8bo1WWA4NAHaG2&pid=15.1,

But Alex Is still Alex

 

[Popcorn Apoptosis]

Ha... The comment section actually has a fair amount of suggestions/criticism in it. I saw one comment that said the same thing I did about the bullies looking more like sisters. What will this mean for Alex?

 

[LucasSomething]

i Think Its Just A japanese Thing https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.augSOvDg_ZvG8bo1WWA4NAHaG2&pid=15.1,

But Alex Is still Alex

I know V signs are "a thing", all the photogenic and bully girls do it in yansim but flower bully is the only one who does it in this specific "mouth in between" way.

And to stay on topic, i find it really weird how these "super popular" girls somehow have 0 reputation. Considering his awful code and lack of foresight, i'm 99% sure that if the player lowers the bullies reputation, they would start bullying themselves. Would be pretty funny to see musume vandalizing her own table.

 

[I'm Yogurt]

I've played the new build and, as expected, the bullies add nothing important to the game.
Also, Musume somehow has two profiles:

 

[Popcorn Apoptosis]

*inb4 ‘I meant to do that, Musume has two profiles to match both of the ways she acts around students’*

It probably sounds stupid, a lot of his ‘ideas’ are equally ridiculous so hey!