Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Keystone]

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Thank you for keeping up with the calendar. It's always nice to be able to take his "I don't stream alot" lie he gives every time someone questions him on it and point to the calendar to reality check that shit.

 

[Megami Skankou]

Definitely :late: but thanks everyone, for all the warm welcomes!

Spoiler: They're catching on

LOL

 

[Gross phone booth]

Definitely :late: but thanks everyone, for all the warm welcomes!

Spoiler: They're catching on

LOL

She's also a popular girl, whose purpose is to make life harder for the main character. They aren't really bright, are they?

 

[lolnope]

Definitely :late: but thanks everyone, for all the warm welcomes!

Spoiler: They're catching on

LOL

For some reason, I find that post very :autistic:

Maybe it’s because it combines white-knightiness with insulting a group of people just because they criticize something you like.

 

[Senor Chicken]

Definitely :late: but thanks everyone, for all the warm welcomes!

Spoiler: They're catching on

LOL

What do they know about what a horrible person is? They're over there practically worshiping Alex.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Look at the green bully. Green color scheme... Hate blog... Hmmmmm...

Spoiler: Dang dirty bully:

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Not sure if I'm late or not but her name means Light Blue Star Child.

 

[almaden]

Is it just me, or is our Green Bully the only one with “special” eyes?
If so, I think she might eventually end up fan-favorite.
Yan Sim’s fanbase goes wild over anything “unique” Alex throws in.
For example, Shiromi became the most popular Student Council member by a large margin mostly because of her design.

[EDIT:] Also, dumb pointless observation: all their names match their hairclips – “heart”, “candy”, “star”, “flower”.

 

[Ido]

Since she's p much Null:

I regret nothing.

 

[Senor Chicken]

 

[Gyro Zeppeli]

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Self Defense: Incapable

Sounds about right.

 

[LucasSomething]

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Should've switched self defense for "programing" cause he is incapable of doing that. BTW, this is what happens when you kidnap one of the bullies, they all fuse into this unholy abomination.

Kidnapping in general is the most broken thing in the game because it can be done to any student so this fucks up the code really hard. He can't simply "fix" it by adding more else/if exceptions like he does with everything Kokona exclusive.

 

[shasetoma.]

Should've switched self defense for "programing" cause he is incapable of doing that. BTW, this is what happens when you kidnap one of the bullies, they all fuse into this unholy abomination.

Kidnapping in general is the most broken thing in the game because it can be done to any student so this fucks up the code really hard. He can't simply "fix" it by adding more else/if exceptions like he does with everything Kokona exclusive.

That picture alone perfectly embodies Yandere Simulator.

 

[Popcorn Apoptosis]

That picture alone perfectly embodies Yandere Simulator.

That... I can’t decide whether it’s beautiful or horrifying.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

“IZ MAI OC U GUIZ!!1!”
“SUPREMA OSEMA!”
“DO NUT STEEL!!”

 

[Ashtar]

Probably samefagging here, but seriously girls in japan do not look like Musume’s group anymore. Trendy girls dress very clean and neat, and perhaps they wear expensive brands like Celine or Samantha Thavasa. They don’t look like 1990s kogals with fake tans and weird colored hair. That trend is pretty much dead.

If he did choose the “gyaru” route, a little research would show that the above still rings true. Gals may still do their nails and dye their hair blonde, but they don’t wear that hideous makeup or get deep tans. But nah, Alex wants us to believe that he did real research on Japanese high school and he didn’t base this off of anime.

 

[Popcorn Apoptosis]

But nah, Alex wants us to believe that he did real research on Japanese high school and he didn’t base this off of anime.

What’s the difference?? Obviously anime is the highest and most accurate form of Japanese study...

Honestly, I don’t think that’s too far from the truth.

 

[scared sheep]

"Here, let me make characters based off of meanie websites, but not make an ending." - Alex

Wow, you really showed them, YanDev. What a great game you made!

 

[coachmuppet]

Should've switched self defense for "programing" cause he is incapable of doing that. BTW, this is what happens when you kidnap one of the bullies, they all fuse into this unholy abomination.

Kidnapping in general is the most broken thing in the game because it can be done to any student so this fucks up the code really hard. He can't simply "fix" it by adding more else/if exceptions like he does with everything Kokona exclusive.

Fusion? Since he's been playing a lot of dragon ball fighter z, is this a hidden gotenks easter egg?

 

[Senor Chicken]

**Forgot to tint Alex's skin to match**

 

[A Sign]

I'm waiting for the Azzman "bully" to join the clique