Operation Tupacalypse Operation Tupacalypse General Thread / Archive Thread

[Danger]

Never underestimate the power of stupidity, Eli is gonna Mr.Magoo past that giant fuck off wall right into Gaza and somehow be okay. I'm putting my 50 Islams on it

 

[Burned Man]

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Quick someone contact Drebin Eli needs some guns. So Eli is going to try to get a gun and go through the border into Gaza and commit murder. So he is dumb but he is showing some intent to violence. I'm still rootin for him to make it the embassy but I'm curious what is actual plan is.

 

[Himawari]

ok this is interesting.
we just discussed pac's autopsy, albeit breifly, and jace posts this.

earlier yavne was being discussed, and eli made a reference to it less than an hour later.

conspiracy? you decide. just thought I'd point it out.

We were discussing Yavne because Eli specifically stated it was the destination of the bus he was on.

He mentioned it first, not us.

 

[EDFHemlock]

ok this is interesting.
we just discussed pac's autopsy, albeit breifly, and jace posts this.

earlier yavne was being discussed, and eli made a reference to it less than an hour later.

conspiracy? you decide. just thought I'd point it out.

What if Jace secretly made an account here?

 

[CatParty]

What if Jace secretly made an account here?

He has one. Didn't need to make it secret

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Jace is looking at youtube conspiracy videos so he can convince himself there's still a valid reason that Eli is in Israel. He really could still be on his meds and this could just be his ego fueling a larger chunk of this shit. God forbid he admits he was wrong to send Eli out there and just tells Eli to find somewhere safe until they can fly him back.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

I don't know what it is about spergs, but they really bring out my creative side. Today, I was thinking about the amount of mental gymnastics Jace must have to go through to convince himself Tupac is not only alive, but in a secret underground rap bunker being converted to Islam by eeeevil muslims. I'd really like to know how Jace thinks this all happened in his mind, but alas, I can only guess. So with that in mind, I bring you the dark and twisted tale of:

The Tupac (with apologies to Poe)

Once upon an evening dreary, as I pondered weak and weary
Ranking types of wolves by which I most adore
I found a wolf I thought was strapping, when I heard somebody rapping
As if someone were a-rapping just outside my chamber door.
'Tis the radio, I muttered, that my faggot Mom put on.
Only this, and nothing more.

Rocking gently to my feet, I rose up quickly from my seat
Mom! I yelled, You bitch, I'll throw your radio to the floor!
For it was to lupines I was fapping, and distracting is this rapping, and the timing of it's rhyming - Here, I opened up the door.
Mere silence met me, set me on fantastic terror never felt before.
Only this, and nothing more.

Back into my bedroom turning, love for wolves within me burning
Soon I heard the rapping somewhat louder than before
As it came from out my closet, therefore I could only posit
'Twas some gay R.Kelly shit, or other rapper just as poor
Open wide I flung the portal but, unexpected, the immortal
Tupac, staring at me from out behind the door
Outside he stepped, although unasked
His face a perfect ebony masque then, as I breathlessly gasped, he sat
Sat upon my chamber floor, sat and stared at me with pleading eyes.
Perched and glared. Nothing more.

Homie, said I, famous rapper, ex-Makavelian macker,
Whether tempter sent or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore
Why is your death so widely doubted, all constraints of reason flouted
To keep alive the theory you're not dead forever more?
Is there any hope at all? Tell me, tell me I implore!
Quoth the Tupac: "Hezbollah".

And the Tupac, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On my threadbare and worn mattress sat upon my chamber floor
And his rhymes now hold the meaning
Of only a baby that is keening
And the light from my game's screen still throws his shadow on the floor
And I shan't be rid of this grim spectre that I now abhor
Till I've defeated Hezbollah

(...what? Oh, like it makes any less sense than Jace's real reasons!)

That was a thing of beauty. Thank you.

 

[XYZpdq]

JHe really could still be on his meds and this could just be his ego fueling a larger chunk of this shit

I think if he was off his meds he'd be flipping out over the uprising a lot more. I guess there'll be a better measure of it when people see him on whatever game he's gonna be on.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Alright sperglings, spergettes, and spergnuggets. Here's my take on the situation as an ex-Spetsnaz Russian Texan Muhreen Military Tactical aficionado. Or whatever...

Israelis are pretty much required by law to serve in the military for 2 years or some shit like that (Mainly for the males). It's no surprise that there would be soldiers in uniform aboard a bus, especially in the current state of Israel. Maybe he just got on a bus that was near a military base or en route to a training camp. Is he going to Gaza? Probably not unless he somehow managed to get an IDF uniform or got his ass conscripted to raise more Islams for the return flight home. I didn't see him in uniform though, so I don't know. I also doubt he'll be able to go near Gaza since a skinny ass white dudebro would stick out like a sore thumb and probably be noticed before he even reached the border.

So yeah, that's my take.

 

[cityofcaterpillar]

We were discussing Yavne because Eli specifically stated it was the destination of the bus he was on.

He mentioned it first, not us.

i was joking, but I guess I can dismiss the conspiracy theories, once and for all now, that this is a ruse. I suppose I have to come to terms that eli's life may truly be in danger. it seems unrealistic, but the more I watch jace's videos, the more I wtf

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I also doubt he'll be able to go near Gaza since a skinny ass white dudebro would stick out like a sore thumb and probably be noticed before he even reached the border.

Uh, maybe you didn't hear but Eli has received stealth training from a 23 year old schizophrenic who recently got kicked out of his mom's place because he was caught doing something illegal with a minor and then proceeded to get caught trying to sneak back into the house to get his xbox games. Sneaking into Gaza will be so fucking easy as long as they fall for the "I need to use your bathroom" line.

For your intel which means like "My brain is like an intel processor" for you civvies. Yeah, I'm a cyborg. Fact zoned.

 

[Ahffline]

Alright sperglings, spergettes, and spergnuggets. Here's my take on the situation as an ex-Spetsnaz Russian Texan Muhreen Military Tactical aficionado. Or whatever...

Israelis are pretty much required by law to serve in the military for 2 years or some shit like that (Mainly for the males). It's no surprise that there would be soldiers in uniform aboard a bus, especially in the current state of Israel. Maybe he just got on a bus that was near a military base or en route to a training camp. Is he going to Gaza? Probably not unless he somehow managed to get an IDF uniform or got his ass conscripted to raise more Islams for the return flight home. I didn't see him in uniform though, so I don't know. I also doubt he'll be able to go near Gaza since a skinny ass white dudebro would stick out like a sore thumb and probably be noticed before he even reached the border.

So yeah, that's my take.

That's highly possible. Bibi Netanyahu called up 16,000 reservists yesterday.

 

[jogurt]

Compared to giving an actual damn about a bunch of dumbass middle class white kids fucking around? Just about anything, really.

I'd agree with you if other kids hadn't been arrested for less than what Jace + Eli have done

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...or-threat-american-airlines-article-1.1755809

http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-po...g-terrorism-charges-rap-about-boston-marathon

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...reats-to-american-airlines-is-now-in-custody/

these "dumbass middle class white kids " were arrested simply for what they wrote online. None of them sent anyone to Israel to assassinate anyone.



edit: oops, posted the same girl twice, here have another:

http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/12/tech/social-media/facebook-jailed-teen/

 

[Queen of Tarts]

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His ass is lucky they didn't enforce some law on it. Pretty sure that's some illegal shit.

 

[A-№1]

I'd agree with you if other kids hadn't been arrested for less than what Jace + Eli have done

Stop for a moment, go back, and look again at who was doing the arresting there and what the actual charges were.

 

[Seahorses]

There aren't even any good XBONE games out Eli. Pls.

 

[jogurt]

Stop for a moment, go back, and look again at who was doing the arresting there and what the actual charges were.

Your argument that "NSA/State is too busy doing other things [can't name a single one] to do anything about these two idiots" implies that they know about these idiots but chose to not follow up (which would consist of alerting the police who would do the actual arresting and charging) because of unnamed reasons.

So I think we are in agreement after all. The NSA is completely inefficient since they can't take time out of their day to make a phone call to MA police alerting them about a drug user who has made terrorist threats against the prime minister of Palestine, as well as orchestrating and paying for his friend to go there to feasibly (maybe) assassinate him.

Even if you want to think that the NSA hasn't seen Jace+Eli's plan, then again we agree that they are inefficient and we can start to doubt their ability to keep us or anyone safe.


I hope you didn't think that NSA personnel (who are computer hackers and PhDs in Math) would do the actual arresting.

 

[Danger]

Your argument that "NSA/State is too busy doing other things [can't name a single one] to do anything about these two idiots" implies that they know about these idiots but chose to not follow up (which would consist of alerting the police who would do the actual arresting and charging) because of unnamed reasons.

So I think we are in agreement after all. The NSA is completely inefficient since they can't take time out of their day to make a phone call to MA police alerting them about a drug user who has made terrorist threats against the prime minister of Palestine, as well as orchestrating and paying for his friend to go there to feasibly (maybe) assassinate him.

Even if you want to think that the NSA hasn't seen Jace+Eli's plan, then again we agree that they are inefficient and we can start to doubt their ability to keep us or anyone safe.

Yeah really either way you look at it I think the with as publicly as this has played out its slightly unsettling no one's knocked on Gail's door asking where her dumbass kid is and what he's been getting up to.

 

[EI 903]

The sheer volume of traffic on Twitter combined with the number of death threats and stupid technically illegal shit mentioned daily makes it unlikely that anyone's seen their plan. The NSA would have to be spectacularly Orwellian to pull of detecting something that's generated so little traffic.

 

[jogurt]

The sheer volume of traffic on Twitter combined with the number of death threats and stupid technically illegal shit mentioned daily makes it unlikely that anyone's seen their plan. The NSA would have to be spectacularly Orwellian to pull of detecting something that's generated so little traffic.

From my understanding, there isn't actually an agent sitting behind a desk constantly refreshing twitter to read all the tweets. Keywords are searched and posts indexed automatically. Jace has written "kill the prime minister" in his tweets. Shouldn't that ring some sort of alarms?

Eh, this is getting off topic a little, I just wanted to defend my remark that maybe the capabilities of the NSA have been exaggerated to scare us into submission.

Or maybe they are calling the cops now to prove me wrong. We'll see.