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Anime obviously rots your brain...except Akira and Macross/Robotech. That shits awesome.
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Anime obviously rots your brain...except Akira and Macross/Robotech. That shits awesome.
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just like a hooker from any other country where prostitution is legal.
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Things paraphrased from Chill Zone
- Jace admits to being a "commander" to escape real life responsibilities.
- Says people telling him he needs to finish the mission because he's the commander are missing the point
- I'm not bringing some guy home from Israel just to finish the mission
- Life is like a videogame and I have all the cheatcodes
- I care about my friend (Eli), but I'm just hitting pause for the next little while
- Jace admits to being a "commander" to escape real life responsibilities.
- Says people telling him he needs to finish the mission because he's the commander are missing the point
- I'm not bringing some guy home from Israel just to finish the mission
- Life is like a videogame and I have all the cheatcodes
- I care about my friend (Eli), but I'm just hitting pause for the next little while
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He thinks he knows the Konami code, but all he's got is a missingno and a bunk way to see Sonya Blade take off her top.
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From today's call between Jace and Null (4:30-6:16) Jace gave us a bit of an Eli update. Apparently the cover story is that he's staying with his grandpa but he's actually been GETTING PUSSY (and possibly STDs). The important thing to note is that there is still some "mission" underway and that being sent back to the USA at this time would be a failure, at least from Stryker's point of view.
Full transcription by Joe Middleton
Full transcription by Joe Middleton
Jace: I'm going to live in Eli's cottage!
Null: Oh.
Jace: I'm going to move in with Eli. I'm going to move in with Eli. When- and I'm going to bring him back so that he lets me move in. Annnnndddd I'm going to deal with the cats and mice and the holes in the walls and everything and, I'm going to get, get the weed out of the cottage so that the cops don't bust it down. I'm just going to because, because, because, I don't need money because I have welfare anyway because- So I'm just going to move in with Eli because he's going to let me move in and, I'll just put my bed and bring all my gaming and I'm going to sneak out in the middle of the night when my Mom doesn't know because, because she's trying to lock me down on lock-down. And I'm going to sneak out in the middle of the night when she doesn't know and she's going to try to call the cops on me and the cops arn't going to find anything because I'm white Machiavelli and they won't even recognise me because of white shaved head (unintelligible).Like Walter White from Breaking Bad except, ok, instead of, instead of like meth I have weed because, I grow weed in Eli's cottage to make money, spend it on video games. Ok, Peace. (Unintelligible).
Null: That's a pretty solid plan, but does Eli know, that you're moving in?
Jace: (Pause) No.
Null: You should probably tell him first.
Jace: Well, yeah but he's staying with his fucking, gran-gran-grandfather and right now I think he's in a precarious situation because his Mom doesn't even know that he, he he's over there because if she knew then she would fucking freak the fuck out because, he was supposed to be there for like the last few months and he's just been sitting in like a hole in the ground (?) and just sleeping with a bunch of gross hookers and I think he has an STD now or something because he told me on the phone. He's just over there and what happened was it got really complicated and I don't want to get into it right now but basically- I can't contact him because that would put his life in peril because if he gets kicked out, then he could be forced to United States and fail the mission and that's mission failed like the \M/ETAL Gear Solid game that I tried to play, the First \M/ETAL gear Solid game but I couldn't play it because I couldn't get past the Psycho Mantis boss fight because what kept happening is, the guy kept glitching-out and the guy kept teleporting around and I couldn't shoot him because the game was gay and it was made by a bunch of Japs and Japs can't program games or something because their just being stupid all the time and- Ok I don't know what I was talking about.
Null: Oh.
Jace: I'm going to move in with Eli. I'm going to move in with Eli. When- and I'm going to bring him back so that he lets me move in. Annnnndddd I'm going to deal with the cats and mice and the holes in the walls and everything and, I'm going to get, get the weed out of the cottage so that the cops don't bust it down. I'm just going to because, because, because, I don't need money because I have welfare anyway because- So I'm just going to move in with Eli because he's going to let me move in and, I'll just put my bed and bring all my gaming and I'm going to sneak out in the middle of the night when my Mom doesn't know because, because she's trying to lock me down on lock-down. And I'm going to sneak out in the middle of the night when she doesn't know and she's going to try to call the cops on me and the cops arn't going to find anything because I'm white Machiavelli and they won't even recognise me because of white shaved head (unintelligible).Like Walter White from Breaking Bad except, ok, instead of, instead of like meth I have weed because, I grow weed in Eli's cottage to make money, spend it on video games. Ok, Peace. (Unintelligible).
Null: That's a pretty solid plan, but does Eli know, that you're moving in?
Jace: (Pause) No.
Null: You should probably tell him first.
Jace: Well, yeah but he's staying with his fucking, gran-gran-grandfather and right now I think he's in a precarious situation because his Mom doesn't even know that he, he he's over there because if she knew then she would fucking freak the fuck out because, he was supposed to be there for like the last few months and he's just been sitting in like a hole in the ground (?) and just sleeping with a bunch of gross hookers and I think he has an STD now or something because he told me on the phone. He's just over there and what happened was it got really complicated and I don't want to get into it right now but basically- I can't contact him because that would put his life in peril because if he gets kicked out, then he could be forced to United States and fail the mission and that's mission failed like the \M/ETAL Gear Solid game that I tried to play, the First \M/ETAL gear Solid game but I couldn't play it because I couldn't get past the Psycho Mantis boss fight because what kept happening is, the guy kept glitching-out and the guy kept teleporting around and I couldn't shoot him because the game was gay and it was made by a bunch of Japs and Japs can't program games or something because their just being stupid all the time and- Ok I don't know what I was talking about.
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