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Burned Man said:
Eli is an orphan that Jace raised as a child soldier and that's why no one cares he is missing.
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Jace said in the shroom stream that Eli's parents think he's somewhere else, he stopped himself before he leaked the cover story but it's looking like Jace is still in contact but Eli hasn't been doing anything mission related for weeks. Jace is paying for his vacation at this point.
 
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get-tar hero said:
Jace said in the shroom stream that Eli's parents think he's somewhere else, he stopped himself before he leaked the cover story but it's looking like Jace is still in contact but Eli hasn't been doing anything mission related for weeks. Jace is paying for his vacation at this point.
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Yeah like I'm going to believe the words of a crazy guy hopped up on shrooms. Jace has child soldier operatives all over the world.
 
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Re-opening this thread given the updates Jace leaked on the shroom stream last night. (starts at 1 hour 2 minutes) A lot of it it stuff we know already, but intel is intel. Bullet points:
  • Eli is still in Tel Aviv.
  • Eli spent some of Jace's money on a hooker, but balanced out the cost by fucking her in a cheap hostel instead of a fancy hotel
  • Tyce came up with a "loophole" that he thinks will allow Eli to extend his visa and continue his stay in Tel Aviv. We don't know what this loophole is yet, but someone on these forums mentioned that it'd be possible to cross the border into Jordan and immediately go back to get a new visa issued pretty painlessly, and we know that Jace/Tyce are "spying on our comms" (either using alts, or by having shit leaked to them) so that's my pet theory.
  • Jace heard from Eli pretty recently (yesterday morning) asking him to come on Runescape and PVP with him
  • Eli has been there almost 3 months now
  • It's "not really a mission anymore, kinda just chillin"; Jace wants to get him out of there, Tyce wants Eli to finish the fight, and shockingly, Eli is PERFECTLY content sitting in a beachside hotel and playing Runescape all day
  • It stopped being a "mission" 2 months ago - since then it's been a vacation.
  • Most of the time Jace doesn't even know what he's doing or where he is even spending his money (hint: it's hashish and fast food)
  • Jace says it would be weird if Eli came back now because nobody would know what to do about it. Everyone is too used to him being in Israel.
  • Jace says Eli's parents think he is staying with... and then he refuses to say who. My pet theory is he has at least one distant relative in Israel and that's how he got a visa in the first place (this also explains how he has a perfect alibi for his parents) but he doesn't want to reveal their name because he thinks Al-Qassam will blow their house up with RPG-7's.
  • Jace repeats the story Eli told earlier of how Eli thought he was being poisoned and responded by parkouring off the second-story balcony of his hostel and ran away
 
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Eli's posted an update for day 91, bitches:

  • Jace admitted to Frank that Tupac "probably isn't there"
  • He also can't kill the prime minister since he "like, retired"
  • Eli's going to be coming home soon after catching a ride with a tourist group
  • He recorded this, like, 2 days ago bitches so you can't find him
 
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Dr. Teem said:
I love the fact that it's taken him until now to realize that maybe, just maybe, tupac isn't really there, along with finding out the prime minister isn't in office anymore.

And geez has it been 3 months already holy shit.
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I get the feeling he knew along and used Jace to get 3 month all expense paid vacation. looks like Jace got #ELIED to. We all thought he was an idiot trying to get an xbox one when instead he outsmarted us all for a vacation.
 
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Well, that is a rather remarkable revelation in regards to our Deagle Nation operative overseas. That being said, I'm glad he's doing all right.

I just can't wait for the reaction though when he finds out what happened to his cottage or whatever they're farming their weed in.
 
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To pull off the visa renewal trick, Eli has to cross into Jordan at some specific crossings (one of the ones in the southern part of Israel, the Palestinian territory ones probably won't work) and has to do it before his first visa expires. My guess is he will still manage to fuck it up.

But props to him for getting a three month vacation out of Jace. I'm glad he had the sense to give up on sneaking into Gaza. Most people would find living overseas to be an enriching experience, but Eli seems to be roughly on par with Tyce's mental capacity at this point so it seems to have been lost on him.
 
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I honestly don't know whether to be relieved or pissed off. I mean, yeah, the neck-bearded bigoted asshat was never in any real danger - but, fuck me, what kind of parents let their 'tard offspring sail around on his own for three months? Are these people fucking dense? Or are they just relieved to be rid of the shitty little twat for awhile?
 
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I honestly don't know whether to be relieved or pissed off. I mean, yeah, the neck-bearded bigoted asshat was never in any real danger - but, fuck me, what kind of parents let their 'tard offspring sail around on his own for three months? Are these people fucking dense? Or are they just relieved to be rid of the shitty little twat for awhile?
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He supposedly has some sort of relative there, so it makes it a tiny bit better? I don't know either anymore.
 
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KingofManga420 said:
He supposedly has some sort of relative there, so it makes it a tiny bit better? I don't know either anymore.
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So these morons never check on their precious little tardling? They never call Uncle So-and-So or Auntie Such-and-Such to check on their repulsive neckbearded snowflake? Fuck, i just don't know anymore.
 
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