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AnOminous said:
So he's already dissing the product before he's even announced the sponsorship. What a complete shithead.
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. . . they mean instead of focusing on his new "partnership" he's instead more interested in talking about how he was slighted, i.e. he's a glass half empty kind of guy.
 
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Does this idiot not understand that saying a sponsor's product is hard to assemble may piss off said sponsors? Seriously, you don't bitch about that type of stuff when you literally just lost your first sponsorship because of how much of a spaz you are. Talking about having to hold the chair up with your dick as you put bolts in isn't very professional Phil lmao. He complains so much about how unprofessional companies are when he can't even stop snorting or farting and burping while talking about his newest sponsor.
 
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WeeblesWobble said:
Does this idiot not understand that saying a sponsor's product is hard to assemble may piss off said sponsors? Seriously, you don't bitch about that type of stuff when you literally just lost your first sponsorship because of how much of a spaz you are. Talking about having to hold the chair up with your dick as you put bolts in isn't very professional Phil lmao. He complains so much about how unprofessional companies are when he can't even stop snorting or farting and burping while talking about his newest sponsor.
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Have you ever had to assemble a chair all by your big boy self. Life is so unfair to Phil. He said he has to call his parents tomorrow. Probably going to ask his dad to fly out to Washington to move his girlfriend's boxes for him because he doesn't know how.

Also Phil needs a hand cart to move his girlfriend's boxes? How did she move them?
 
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Phil just completely popped a gasket and ragquit DBZ, doing another one of his "As a matter of fact..." moments, where he then goes and deletes the game on screen. This was after getting repeatedly bodied this evening, so he had a good rage cooking. He also whined that between this and PUBG, he was having a difficult day.

I hope this new sponsor was watching and appreciating this little chimp-out. Pretty soon we're going to find out if you can ragequit a chair.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
Any Idea who this is? he keeps appearing on my timeline. He's been sperging about dsp last week or so.
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Geoff Mendicino aka Geoff The Hero aka DarksydeGeoff. He's a career troll, he started off with some FreezeCrackerFun shit, and got popular when spammed DSP videos with a link to his video about DSP dying and now he has taken over. He does mainly Fighting Game trolling videos now, and gets mad because people don't watch his streams when he's not playing fighting games.
He was a QA tester for Iron Galaxy. Remember how bad Batman: Arkham Knight was on PC when it released? That was him.
He will troll Phil, look down upon people who also troll him because they don't do it correctly, then give Phil money "ironically". He's kinda bipolar and definitely judgmental. Honestly could have a LahlCow thread about him too.
 
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So did he just find out a month or two ago you get sponsorship offers based off of your Twitch subs? Would explain why he is putting so much pressure on viewers to get the count higher. If it was purely money he would still have a Patreon goal along with sub goals, so he must know of something he will get to balance out whatever drop he would see on Patreon from this change.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
So did he just find out a month or two ago you get sponsorship offers based off of your Twitch subs? Would explain why he is putting so much pressure on viewers to get the count higher
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I suspect it is a mix of this, and Phil beginning to see subs as a cozy guaranteed monthly income that is easier to hype than Patreon, especially now that they can be gifted (so his whales can still do their thing). In the future, if he can get a big army of subs going, a lot of people will just let it auto-renew, and Phil can slip in more downtime or days off without having to worry about lost donations and cheers (though he'll still whine about it to try and snag more). We're already seeing a little of this as he took a few 'sick' days, cut tonight's stream early for no reason outside of rage, is planning another staycation, and is aiming for a regular day off.

In addition, he can set smaller goals on the fly for stuff that he can quickly do, and I think people will scrutinize it less than big Patreon goals that he fails to follow through on.

All of this suggests Phil is feeling comfortable right now, because he's in the part of the DSP cycle where he apparently has money coming in and therefore begins to try and cut down on work.

EDIT: I just love Phil's description in that video. "Run downstairs, okay, gotta make dinner. Run back upstairs..." A great image of Phil frantically waddling around the house in a panic like this mundane shit is remotely difficult. Or matters, even.
 
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PieceofShet said:
WHY? HE DOESNT EVEN USE A CHAIR TO STREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey man these guys did at least five minutes of research and saw that everything the detractors have said about DSP has been complete and total fabrication. Okay? Sound good? This company just knows that the guy that is (in)famous for masturbating on stream in front of thousands of children (I love this meme) is the right person to endorse their product. Even if he mentions it once and never uses or talks about it again.
 
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Someone start the counter. On the downside, he already has their chair so they maybe gonna stick to him...

SpawnSeats‏ @SpawnSeats 9 min9 perccel ezelőtt




Our’s start at $189 and with @TheyCallMeDSP’s Code, DSP10, you can pick one up for just $179 shipping included.


HOLY FUCKIN SHIT! THATS REEEEEEEEEALY EXPENSIVE.

Must be a very shitty company... DSP DOESNT EVEN USE IT FOR STREAMING!!!

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PieceofShet said:
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Someone start the counter. On the downside, he already has their chair so they maybe gonna stick to him...

SpawnSeats‏ @SpawnSeats 9 min9 perccel ezelőtt




Our’s start at $189 and with @TheyCallMeDSP’s Code, DSP10, you can pick one up for just $179 shipping included.


HOLY FUCKIN SHIT! THATS REEEEEEEEEALY EXPENSIVE.

Must be a very shitty company... DSP DOESNT EVEN USE IT FOR STREAMING!!!

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The chairs look like shit anyway. Who the fuck wants to pay $179 for that? Both Phail and retarded chair company are delusional.
 
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