Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

[GS 281]

He was just, there. I can tell from the venue that no one knew who he was, nor did he have any of the fame or notoriety (duh) that he claims to have.

the entire display screams slapped together at the last minute with the cheapest things to fill shelves. i think i know why he went through with this and i think it has to do with his current fleecing strategy vis-a-vis brian. i agree that tom looks downright depressed here, too. He needs to clean himself up.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

His behavior was overall, disappointing. It was depressing really. He just sat there like a hobo zombie. He got up for a smoke, and went back. He looked as jaded as the other tables that were not getting much foot traffic, and made no effort to get more. Arianna was not there.

He did not smell, given the dry Arizona air mixed with some good weather probably led to us having some luck in not having to inhale his swampy backdraft.

He was just, there. I can tell from the venue that no one knew who he was, nor did he have any of the fame or notoriety (duh) that he claims to have.

Jesus, that's actually sad.
I can't really tell from the photo, but did he at least wear the tie-die shirt that doesn't have like 20 moth-eaten holes in it?

 

[TheJabroni]

I would also like to bring your attention to this weird ass note.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I would also like to bring your attention to this weird ass note.

"Arianna Persephone". Rather fitting.
In Greek mythology, Persephone was damned for her gluttony. Lacking self control, she partook in the fruits of hell (a pomegranate seed) while kidnapped by Hades, and as a result was cursed to spend one third of the year in the underworld. Having eaten food of the afterlife, she could not live, but neither was she entirely dead, so she was caught between worlds, belonging nowhere, and being tied to both realms. Her grief would thereby make the earth barren, and damage the harvest until her return to her mother Demeter, goddess of the harvest, at the end of the winter. She did not love Hades, but through the folly of her own actions, she was bound to him regardless.
On a related note, isn't she leaving soon, not to return until September?

I daresay that's as poetic as ever a cow can be, dear Kiwis.

 

[Puta Bruja]

So how much you end up donating, Tom Bomb?

 

[obliviousbeard]

Doesn't surprise me that Tom always says he buys one thing for a dollar, and sells it next day for a tenner (after working for a while on it) if he does his business like that. That sounds pretty slow business to me. Also doesn't surprise me that old hippie is smoking weed there. But one thing that really surprises me is the size of his booth there. I somehow pictured it to be smaller (altough how hard it would be to haphazardly slap some trays on a table anyway?).

 

[Charles Morgenstern]

Looking back at the message where he sexually displayed his work, he seems oddly fond of stating that a mess has been made. He's made a mess of earrings. His apprentice has made a mess of earrings.

He's not wrong, you know. He certainly made a fuckin' mess of those earrings.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Seems like Tommy just picks up stray rocks over the year and attempts to sell them off. Like some deranged hobo magpie.

 

[BigTodd]

I would also like to bring your attention to this weird ass note.

That's funny, because, as lurker_x pointed out on AMB, Tommy just last week made the assertion that he NEVER claimed to be transgender and, in fact, is not transgender. My assumption is that he's also lying about the donations. No way is he doing that. Besides, he has no "proceeds" He literally came home more broke than when he left for the show.

Good job BTW. Semper fucking Fi!

 

[TheJabroni]

So this photo was of probably the best looking side and felt out of place on his stand. My guess was that if Arianna was working with him, then she actually set up that side.

 

[GS 281]

So this photo was of probably the best looking side and felt out of place on his stand. My guess was that if Arianna was working with him, then she actually set up that side.

Tom has requested that you introduce yourself to him. I know you're busy, but he appears to want to talk to you man to man while the rock show is going on.

 

[MasterDisaster]

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Tom has requested that you introduce yourself to him. I know you're busy, but he appears to want to talk to you man to man while the rock show is going on.

Tom might have noticed someone if he wasn't busy taking a nap after getting ripped in the middle of the day. Must be nice to have someone else do all the work while you jack off Tom.

 

[GS 281]

Tom might have noticed someone if he wasn't busy taking a nap after getting ripped in the middle of the day. Must be nice to have someone else do all the work while you jack off Tom.

Notice all those stones? He's been buying stones off ebay and from other people at the show to sell while having all that inventory to move. He's gotta be deep in the hole. Something tells me he's gonna have a long month and a lack of weed won't be his only problem.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Tom barely broke even on day one and he's already spending more of Ariannas money to buy more rocks to push. That and instead of selling shit he's been dealing in trades which when you're trying to make money is pretty goddamn stupid.

Was that sixty bucks in weed worth it Tom? Ari's gonna be pretty pissed if you can't put any actual money into that joint account you share.

Hell I don't know if they lurk here but if you do get the fuck out of this while you can. That account is gonna come right back and bite you in the ass. Tom can talk all the shit he wants about business sense but he hasn't had an actual job in what, 35 years? Someone sucking on society's teat to get by is in no position to be 'running a business'.

 

[TheJabroni]

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Tom has requested that you introduce yourself to him. I know you're busy, but he appears to want to talk to you man to man while the rock show is going on.

I will say that I don't understand what he wants from that. Is he trying to fight me or something? I only came to snap photos of his booth and give a firsthand account of his shitty little stand and review the experience.

For someone on full alert you could have fooled me though @Thomas Jay Wasserberg. Your service was poor and you were overall inattentive. I was going to ask what you charged for some items but you were so out of it and out of your post even that I wasnt even able to get ahold of you. Most of your products are not worth anything near what you expect let alone profitable to sell in a market place of real vendors.

Im not going to meet up with you. I dont need to inhale your COPD nor do I enjoy looking at you. I will respond to questions here and here alone. Theres nothing I would say to your face that I would not say here.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I will say that I don't understand what he wants from that.

It's an old Tommy trick, and one of his most baffling.
Essentially, he's going to request that you make yourself known to him in public, so that he can call the police and try to have you arrested. He has done this on several occasions, and will freely admit that his intent is to trap you. Like, he'll say it to your face, usually with something like "If you're as tough as you think, why don't you meet me in public and let me get at you? Know that if you show, the police will be summoned and you'll go to jail by way of the hospital."
He then becomes extremely frustrated when you reply with something like "That sounds like a waste of my time and a needless hassle, so I don't think I'm going to do that."
It's the Chris school of bargaining.

Essentially, he wants you to help him jail you. I don't know why he thinks you'd agree to that.

 

[obliviousbeard]

It's an old Tommy trick, and one of his most baffling.
Essentially, he's going to request that you make yourself known to him in public, so that he can call the police and try to have you arrested. He has done this on several occasions, and will freely admit that his intent is to trap you. Like, he'll say it to your face, usually with something like "If you're as tough as you think, why don't you meet me in public and let me get at you? Know that if you show, the police will be summoned and you'll go to jail by way of the hospital."
He then becomes extremely frustrated when you reply with something like "That sounds like a waste of my time and a needless hassle, so I don't think I'm going to do that."
It's the Chris school of bargaining.

Essentially, he wants you to help him jail you. I don't know why he thinks you'd agree to that.

Well, if you were ween to the max and after his blood you'd just hit him to back of his head with halfbrick without mentioning any internet stuff beforehand(he'd be prolly too stoned to react anyway). He prolly knows this. Also the people fucking with him have greater mileage out of him if they can take photos right under his nose without him realizing. So this technique is pretty much ineffective, and mostly impotent tough guy bravado of a (literally and figuratively) teethless old man. Also, early in the thread he really liked to allude of knowing Krav Maga, and having worked/being continuously conscripted to US Armed Forces as part of his "tough guy" persona. So far for his loving rainbow family person spiel, too. So I guess he's more bark than bite, and even the bark of his would be against his persona he crafted for flipping cheap rocks and leeching transsexual artists. The last sentence was purely just speculation on my part though.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

So that small print sign explains that nothing is priced, it is the responsibility of the customer to make an offer. I guess that's a legitimate way of doing business, but it probably alienates anyone who is just casually shopping or being touristy. I would spend about 15 seconds looking for a price and then just move on to the next both. I wouldn't see/read several paragraphs of fine print, and i would have no idea what to offer outside of comparing against (hopefully clearly posted) prices at other tables. Or maybe i just don't understand rock shows.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Also, early in the thread he really liked to allude of knowing Krav Maga, and having worked/being continuously conscripted to US Armed Forces as part of his "tough guy" persona. So far for his loving rainbow family person spiel, too. So I guess he's more bark than bite, and even the bark of his would be against his persona he crafted for flipping cheap rocks and leeching transsexual artists. The last sentence was purely just speculation on my part though.

You're much closer than you realize. Tom loves to brag about how he's a 'revolving door' and that anyone that comes at him will just be tossed to the ground like he's some sort of martial arts expert. In reality he's never been in a proper fight and even, ahem, 'brags' about being able to talk his way out of them which alludes more to the fact that he starts kissing ass before they start kicking his.

Thing is we all knew a guy like Tom growing up. That kind that always bragged about how his dad was a so and so badass and that despite being like twelve he knew martial arts and his hands were lethal weapons blah blah blah he like to talk out of his ass like all kids do. The difference here is when he got older he clung to those stories like they were fact, trying to use them to impress strangers because deep down inside there's nobody of actual interest. Tom was a grifter and a bum through a massive portion of his life. He has no impressive stories to share and the only ones he does are the ones we mock him for.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

So that small print sign explains that nothing is priced, it is the responsibility of the customer to make an offer. I guess that's a legitimate way of doing business, but it probably alienates anyone who is just casually shopping or being touristy. I would spend about 15 seconds looking for a price and then just move on to the next both. I wouldn't see/read several paragraphs of fine print, and i would have no idea what to offer outside of comparing against (hopefully clearly posted) prices at other tables. Or maybe i just don't understand rock shows.

I think I’d move on as soon as I saw a booth that looks like someone dumped a dumpster out on to the show floor complete with a toothless old hobo.