Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Bob rambling about indiginous Conan.
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Erm....

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Jetpack Himmler said:
I should have figured he would have jumped on that bandwagon, which gives me an idea of what Bob's counterpart in either the games (as an NPC) or the anime would be. In this world, he never got far in his Pokemon journey as preteen because of his glaring lack of talent as well as bullying he received at the hand of Green from Pallet Town. Thus he retreated into the basement his parents' house where he grew monstrously obese and bitter--never moving on from Green's taunts--before developing diabetes. With the advent of PokeTube, he became a "Pokemon Commentator" calling himself "PokeBob" where he critiques the battle style of various trainers despite having little experience and only a superficial knowledge of the activity.

Having gained a following online, he would later espouse his technocratic views where it should be the creative and intellectual "elites" of Goldenrod and Saffron City who should control the future of the Kanto and Johto regions. He would foster a deep animosity towards the Lt. Surge in the 2016 Indigo League Tournament. Surge's nationalist appeal and popularity with the economically and politically disenfranchised rural areas of the two regions angered PokeBob. He shilled hard for the establishment candidate, the corrupt and unpopular Agatha who screwed the elderly socialist, Pryce of Mahogany Town, in the semi-finals by rigging the competition with the help of League bureaucrats and coverups by the media.

Surge's victory only drove PokeBob further into madness was he would reveal his eugenicist views when he declared vast swaths of the two regions "obsolete and unevolved ghouls" from the wasteland. (He would have a particular animus for Pallet Town because of Green, despite it being the home of the world's foremost Pokemon expert.) Most of his energy went to endlessly ranting on his visions of a "superior future" with hopes of goading fellow travellers to enacting violent acts on his ideological enemies. Thankfully, PokeBob only has no influence and rarely ventured from his hometown of Fuchsia.

(Yeah, this was highly :autism:, but I thought it would be somewhat amusing to speculate on an alternate Bob.)
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Wouldnt it make more sense that he basically worships unova since thats basically the new york city/ north east america of the pokemon world.

Also all those berry farmers are nothing more than relics of an obsolete past that need to be done away with.
 
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Yeah, how dare there be two sides to every story.
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Yet people who don't agree with you aren't human.
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Sperging about Glenn Greenwald.
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"Why can't you do what I tell you to, @jack?"
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
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Oh, so we are gotta go there? Paul might be a piece of crap on his own right. However advocating for the death of many people, hating a entire class because of his ego can't accept humility, and most of all incapable of owning up to his mistakes. You really think anybody that knew you wouldn't pass the chance of doing the same toward you. Eh bob? This is not a A-log in any way. This is just a reminder of being careful of what you ask for, Chimpman.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Feminist.
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To be fair. Anybody wouldn't mind seeing that. But we all know why chipman would see it despite being a "Feminist". Also I heard that show is the anti SJW dream wrapped in one. So it won't take long before he begins sperging about it.

Sexy Times Hitler said:
This is the one time he can't throw his weight around.
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That would imply some of them are innocent, but most of SJW are scumbags. I might add many have tried to kick you off twitter, youtube, and failed. You think they'll listen to your fat arse?
 
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oddish said:
Okay, he uploaded another video about bob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dLLh5rWIKQ


This guy is either a troll or a paranoid psychopath
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Well ... he's obviously parodying Diversity & Comics, and I think he's doing a bit on the whole Southern Poverty Law Center claiming Gamergate led to people being murdered ... but he's not funny, not even a little.

You could learn from this thread, grasshopper.
 
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Mola Ram said:
It only makes Bob look all the more ridiculous for taking him seriously.
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As if Bob wasn't ridiculous enough. The fact that Bob still manages to dig himself deeper time and time again still boggles my mind. You would think that he would stop, but if he did, this thread would have been dead already.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
As if Bob wasn't ridiculous enough. The fact that Bob still manages to dig himself deeper time and time again still boggles my mind. You would think that he would stop, but if he did, this thread would have been dead already.
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He doesn't know to keep his mouth shut. He needs to stroke his ego every day in twitter because that's the only thing he's best at. He's a leeech feeding off his patreon.
 
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