Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Nothingness]

Bob’s process of time is directly proportional to the speed at which he moves.
Which is none.

Or he was trying make his own Chuck Norris "Joke" and show how having Judeo-Christian values is just as silly as whatever Chuck Norris Joke you can think of.

 

[Bungleboy]

Bob's been really upping his Euphoria lately.

Wonder why

 

[Dr. Cossack]

his own subconscious mind wants to beat his miserable ass into a bloody pulp

Funnily enough, Jung argued that the unconscious mind, typically, is a perfect mirror of the conscious mind. So, theoretically, if unconscious Bob isn't Razorfist - she might be cool.

 

[vertexwindi]

Bob really is a Metal Gear villain. He certainly never shuts up like one.

He's not pretty good though.

 

[Red Hood]

He's not pretty good though.

Which is why he's at best a mini boss. Specifically Fatman.

 

[[username]]

Which is why he's at best a mini boss. Specifically Fatman.

How dare you! I'm an artist movie reviewer!

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob the sociopath.

The full sentence is "I still believe [I won't live] in the future."

Movies from the 80s are "problematic". Remind me again how he's supposed to be insightful.

 

[Bungleboy]

If you cannot love Crocodile Dundee, you are a fallen person.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Bob the sociopath.
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Being a bigger asshole than those that didn't vote for your pick doesn't make up a better person, you dumb fat fuck. It only expose your sociopathy more, and more. Seriously? Hasn't his brother told him about showing empathy, and letting go?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Funnily enough, Jung argued that the unconscious mind, typically, is a perfect mirror of the conscious mind. So, theoretically, if unconscious Bob isn't Razorfist - she might be cool.

If "she's" a perfect mirror of Moviebob she is likely thin (ok safe bet is Moviebob's subconscious is pretty thin regardless) attractive and pleasant to be around. At some point Bob's inner voices are going to start making #MeToo posts while he is sleeping off a 12 cheeseburger coma.

 

[Mola Ram]

Being a bigger asshole than those that didn't vote for your pick doesn't make up a better person, you dumb fat fuck. It only expose your sociopathy more, and more. Seriously? Hasn't his brother told him about showing empathy, and letting go?

"Who you voted for in 2016" has been his litmus test for morality, intellect, evolution, and every other metric you might use to assess a human being for well over a year now. Isn't it nice when the world can be so cleanly broken into goodthink and badthink?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

"Who you voted for in 2016" has been his litmus test for morality, intellect, evolution, and every other metric you might use to assess a human being for well over a year now. Isn't it nice when the world can be so cleanly broken into goodthink and badthink?

Like Knobson, Blob only sees in black and white, but never gray.

 

[AnOminous]

Bob the sociopath.

Frankly, the Nazis on our Nazi slapfight thread probably have more empathy than this fat reptile.

 

[Gordon Cole]

An update on his new video:

IBWT 2/6/2018 Delay Apology
Hey gang,
Just wanted to drop an apology for the delay on this week's IN BOB WE TRUST. I'm recovering from a bit of what turned out to be a pretty bad cold (the last two episodes were recorded in advance in order to avoid the worst of it when I felt it coming on) and I've found myself needing more rest time than usual, and that plus some technical difficulties caused this week's episode to miss the Monday drop date and will now probably launch late tonight or overnight (for early Wednesday morning) instead.

I'm always loathe to miss a deadline, but since it can't have been avoided this time I'm taking the time to make the episode a bit longer and more in-depth than it was initially going to be; so that you may find it worth the additional wait. Depending on available time, may also have some extra content to drop later in the week.

Either way, I apologize for the delay and am taking steps to ensure that next week's show (which is sort of a sequel/follow-up to this one) does not suffer a similar setback.



Regards,
- Bob

Ha-gah-Uuuuuuuuugh.

It's been two months, get over it.

 

[HY 140]

It's been two months, get over it.

nah he's gotta A-Log more, like he usually does

 

[Kyria the Great]

nah he's gotta A-Log more, like he usually does

Bob has died on many hills that are pointless, like the prospects of him getting Lindsey Ellis.

 

[HY 140]

Bob has died on many hills that are pointless, like the prospects of him getting Lindsey Ellis.

for some reason he's still trying, idk whether to be impressed or saddened

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Has anyone ever read his bio on that old blogger site he stopped using a year ago? How's he an "independent filmmaker"? Why does he feel the need to include what his sexuality and zodiac sign is? Is he really serious about the censorship and political stripes comment? Because if he is, that's simply laughable on a new level for MovieBob.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Like Knobson, Blob only sees in black and white, but never gray.

Seems Knobson, and Lily peet share other things in common other than their admiration for the fatass over here. His limus check needs a reality smack with a metaphorical hammer to the face. That's just a very childish, and idealistic way to see the world.

At this point I'm not surprised he still thinks the world lacks the grey he so dearly hates due to the past, and his unreasonable hatred toward the working class. Even thought he's part of it in theory. (Correct me, if I'm wrong Kiwis.) Since the guy's income isn't enough to be be considered a elite, his notoriety is a goddamn joke by itself, and most of all he still needs to produce something to gain some wager. Who is he trying to fool? Us, or himself?

It's been two months, get over it.
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[Red Hood]

for some reason he's still trying, idk whether to be impressed or saddened

Maybe he thinks as she gets fatter and becomes more of an alcoholic, he has more of a chance. If Bob is counting on these odds, I'm desperate to deal Blackjack against him. I could retire early.