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SOMEWHERE in USA, an old rundown meeting room in a leased rundown building.............


Spawnseat CEO:
"OK guys let's be honest we opened in January and we havent sold one chair yet, should we just give up and move on?"

Board Member Papalou:
"Well I've been watching this dude DSP on Twitch, you know I have the thing about guys with fatty gout butt so I've been attending his stream and fapping at him on the screen....."

CEO:
"Get to the point Papa, nobody cares about your fetish"

Papalou:
"Pardon me *SNORT*, well this guy just lost a gaming chair sponsorship because he is toxic, I think I have a way to at least get us some revenue from him before we disband, what do ya guys think? Lemme send him an email...."

CEO:
"Do your thing Papa I highly doubt he'd be that dumb to buy our cha....."

Papalou:
"He responded and said he wou...."

CEO:
"Holy shit he placed an order and paid us full, said he would buy one so that we give him a code and after 10 paypigs used that code we can refund his chair money back so that he get a free chair, I can't believe there is actually people that dumb! Papa you are a genius!"

Papalou:
"Ya that was what I was gonna say...."

CEO:
"But wait we don't have any chair in the storage because no one ever ordered!"

Papalou:
"Ugh....how about this one I'm sitting on, I ordered this for 20 dollars from China, pretty much still kinda new, but I was fapping on his stream toward his face camera so it's a bit stained and I was moving too hard and one of the screw was loosened, but he wont find out right?"

CEO:
"Too late to order from China, do your thing Papa, here's half of the money he paid us, 90 dollars, you deserve it"

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Renton, WA, Burnell House

DSP:
"Guys it took me tremendous effort to unbox this shit today, but one of the screw is loose and I had to use my dick to balance the chair to screw it on, there's nothing I can do! But hey, pretty use DSP10 to get your own Spawnchair!"

CEO:
(Email)Hi Phillip I got fucking ddosed by the mentally ill detractors! Now they know I have autism and scam people for a living and they attacked all my personal sites and I have to close for business now, sorry gotta go!"

DSP:
"Guys I still got my *free* sponsored chair but unfortunately the detractors took down my partner company......btw why does this chair smells"

"Papalou did a 25 bit cheers and said Phil I'm so sorry this happened to you please come to my house tonight I'll warm you up with my body and you will discover a familiar smell, no Papalou, I will not do that, this chair feels just fine except it smells funny, wait Papalou did another 25 bit cheer and said I still have 8950 bit of cheers that I plan to give you if you come over to my place tonight"
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your a stupid faggot
 
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i think we can all agree that it is definately not his soulmate or that there is any love involved (on her side). especially not after he saw her 3-4 times. but even if she saw him more often i just cant believe that there is a normal and sane person in the world who could love or even like a pigroach like phil.

she wants to get something out of it. the question is: what is it?
is it money? is it a greencard? a roof over her head? marriage and divorce so that she gets half of his scam-money?
maybe all these things combined?
 
Phil is dropping Kingdom Come from his poll and replacing it with Heavy Rain or San Andreas apparently. Phil sure knows how to capitalise on those new releases dood
 
Phil was so awful at San Andreas, that he had to use cheats to beat the final levels of the game.
 
@tomstone I am still struggling with when he supposedly met her 3-4 times prior to christmas, especially when she needs to take 2 planes to see him, still struggling with the logic that she supposedly flew for several hours to see him for a very short while and then did the several long journey back home.

One thing if you travel perhaps 4 hours to see someone 6-12 hours, but sounds like she needs to fly like 10 hours one way to see him 2-3 hours at best and then 10 hours to get back home again... it doesn't sound logical!
 
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Its very easy not to get a girlfriend doxxed. You just don't tell people anything. But of course DSP can't do that he likes to brag and as shown by his dear diary prestreams and his "lets take a photo of everything I do" instagram he likes to share every aspect of his life no matter how boring it is. But yeah he's a 'public figure' and all but there's no need for him to have shared the back of his girlfriends heads, there's no other reason to do that except to rub it in to people he has a girlfriend. But why does he need to rub it in and prove she's real? Whats the point? How will that impact DSPgaming? It doesn't.

All he had to do is go "Guys I have a girlfriend now. In fact, she's moving in with me, this may be out of the blue but actually we've been seeing each other since the summer, so I won't be around from this date to this date as I help her move in, we do Valentines stuff, and we spend time together as we adjust living together. Also if you see a woman pass by in my videos or you hear a womans voice, thats who it is and if you see womens clothes and stuff laying around in my videos, thats why." - Thats all the viewers have to know. Now they know he's taking a few days off and why why, and if they hear a womans voice in his videos or see womens stuff around in vlogs, they know why there's womans stuff around and who the woman is. Everything they need to know, they don't need to know any more because the rest of it won't impact DSPgaming unless she wants to do a co-op playthrough which by the sound of stuff he's said, she doesn't. They don't need to know what she looks like, how he met her, her job, that she likes to cook or clean etc. If he just said what I mentioned and thats it, detractors would have absolutely no info to doxx her with or find out who it is. And yeah people would doubt she's real because he hardly mentions her or never shows her, but who gives a fuck? That doesnt impact the relationship AT ALL, he knows shes real, she knows she's real, it doesn't affect DSPGaming as a youtube or twitch channel, and doesn't affect their relationship because she probably doesn't give a fuck that random guy from Canada doesn't think she's real.

ezpz
 
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OneDaySon said:
Its very easy not to get a girlfriend doxxed. You just don't tell people anything. But of course DSP can't do that he likes to brag and as shown by his dear diary prestreams and his "lets take a photo of everything I do" instagram he likes to share every aspect of his life no matter how boring it is. But yeah he's a 'public figure' and all but there's no need for him to have shared the back of his girlfriends heads, there's no other reason to do that except to rub it in to people he has a girlfriend. But why does he need to rub it in and prove she's real? Whats the point? How will that impact DSPgaming? It doesn't.

All he had to do is go "Guys I have a girlfriend now. In fact, she's moving in with me, this may be out of the blue but actually we've been seeing each other since the summer, so I won't be around from this date to this date as I help her move in, we do Valentines stuff, and we spend time together as we adjust living together. Also if you see a woman pass by in my videos or you hear a womans voice, thats who it is and if you see womens clothes and stuff laying around in my videos, thats why." - Thats all the viewers have to know. Now they know he's taking a few days off and why why, and if they hear a womans voice in his videos or see womens stuff around in vlogs, they know why there's womans stuff around and who the woman is. Everything they need to know, they don't need to know any more because the rest of it won't impact DSPgaming unless she wants to do a co-op playthrough which by the sound of stuff he's said, she doesn't. They don't need to know what she looks like, how he met her, her job, that she likes to cook or clean etc. If he just said what I mentioned and thats it, detractors would have absolutely no info to doxx her with or find out who it is. And yeah people would doubt she's real because he hardly mentions her or never shows her, but who gives a fuck? That doesnt impact the relationship AT ALL, he knows shes real, she knows she's real, it doesn't affect DSPGaming as a youtube or twitch channel, and doesn't affect their relationship because she probably doesn't give a fuck that random guy from Canada doesn't think she's real.

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For some unknown reason, DSP reminds me of the Vegan Gains of let's players. Both have crippling social problems and suffer from the butt end of the gene pool. At least VG has a substantial presence on youtube.
 
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The more I see things involving doxing and Phil my brain melts a little bit more from how his fans ignore all common sense and can't see all the lies, double downs, and just blatant ass-pulling.

So first it was the Forum doxing which was just "people using Google" according to Phil despite the IP info and it could have been stopped if he just leashed his butler which he wouldn't do. Now he brags about how Vidar wasn't giving him money for months so the Detractors didn't win by getting rid of him. Now the brain aches come from how can his fans not question why if Vidar wasn't paying him why didn't he tell him to stop and let them get doxed. So after three people get hit and a lot got scared from this he finally kinda does it and well assholish at least protecting the money source made sense at the time but now he let multiple fans get doxed because ???

So then we have SpawnSeats which we're "totally doxxed dude" despite the fact they actually only got Google'd and more then likely ran because the obvious scam was revealed by Phil's video (just reselling other companies chairs at +2x mark-up) and they got way more heat then they could have expected and said Google'ing was leading to all their other "businesses" which we're probably also the same kind of scam so they scampered hard. But the fans are all over this was a major doxing and they got death threats and who knows what else shit they will pull out of their asses by next week.

And now we have the soulmaid, after he's he whined about the horrors him getting doxed was, made his fandom feel the same horror to protect Vidar, and watched a company be put out of business due to it (according to him) he is blatantly antagonizing the open world to dox his supposed love of his life.

I know they are dumb (they give Phil money for gods sake) and I know they want to believe Phil is right (for some reason, maybe so they don't have to regret throwing so much money away) but how even a crumb of a clue never seems to shake them is just getting sad at this point.
 
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Pubic Enemy #1 said:
Phil is dropping Kingdom Come from his poll and replacing it with Heavy Rain or San Andreas apparently. Phil sure knows how to capitalise on those new releases dood
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Fuck. I'm sure he would've rage quit Kingdom Come but I've been waiting for this game for so long, I want him to buy just so they get the $$$.
 
BallBuster said:
Nich deleted all his YT videos. Lol!

But that’s okay. Here’s his twitch. https://m.twitch.tv/nich2440/profile
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He has a funny way of wearing his hair, almost like he cuts it himself/has his mother cut it, or doesnt know how gel works.
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