CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace is homeless... Again.

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jogurt said:
someone tell me this isn't truly his address.. why is gamerfood doing this?
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You might want to edit out the address in that picture. I think it's a rule? (or unwritten rule) that the forums doesn't post dox's unless it's the lolcow doxing them self.
 
EleSigma said:
You might want to edit out the address in that picture. I think it's a rule? (or unwritten rule) that the forums doesn't post dox's unless it's the lolcow doxing them self.
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ok done. Thank you.
 
So uh, I'm assuming Gail has a job that requires her to drive to and from everyday, what does she do when ever Jace bugs out in her car?
 
Ronald Raygun said:
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There's no mention why, as of yet. Could it have something to do with Operation Tupacalypse?
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I love that way he brought his Deagle in its holster. Can't leave the house without that :P lol.
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Friendly Reminder: do not sperg about tech or military. That's what /k/ is for.
I really would love to point out, being someone from a family of Arms Dealers and a retired Airsoft Hobbyist aside, that the Desert Eagle is an oversized weapon that has, other than one variant of it (the much smaller .357 version), has never, and will never see actual military service. It's too heavy and bulky, and for the same size and weight someone could carry a Submachine Gun. Its airsoft version, if you can believe it, is somehow even less practical, since all airsoft weapons are the same approximate "caliber" (6mm by default) and a gas-operated airsoft pistol like that bulky Desert Eagle he loves so much has literally no advantages over a more conventional design that weighs literally less than half. Hell, a decent-quality spring M92 has a higher average velocity, costs a fraction as much, needs no green gas, and weighs about a fourth, with the only drawback being a need to manually cock it.

That gun is literally the perfect analogy for Jace as a whole; an overglorified, overdesigned weapon that is grossly outperformed by one a fraction of its size, weight, and cost.
 
Jaimas said:
That gun is literally the perfect analogy for Jace as a whole; an overglorified, overdesigned weapon that is grossly outperformed by one a fraction of its size, weight, and cost.
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I'm pretty sure Jace only has one criteria in his selection of bb guns - "Does this one make my penis feel big?"
 
Jaimas said:
I really would love to point out, being someone from a family of Arms Dealers and a retired Airsoft Hobbyist aside, that the Desert Eagle is an oversized weapon that has, other than one variant of it (the much smaller .357 version), has never, and will never see actual military service. It's too heavy and bulky, and for the same size and weight someone could carry a Submachine Gun. Its airsoft version, if you can believe it, is somehow even less practical, since all airsoft weapons are the same approximate "caliber" (6mm by default) and a gas-operated airsoft pistol like that bulky Desert Eagle he loves so much has literally no advantages over a more conventional design that weighs literally less than half. Hell, a decent-quality spring M92 has a higher average velocity, costs a fraction as much, needs no green gas, and weighs about a fourth, with the only drawback being a need to manually cock it.

That gun is literally the perfect analogy for Jace as a whole; an overglorified, overdesigned weapon that is grossly outperformed by one a fraction of its size, weight, and cost.
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It's what I call a "movie gun." It looks incredibly badass on film (or in video games) but is plagued by problems regarding its use in the real world. The SPAS-12, the shotgun used in the first Terminator movie, is the 12 gauge equivalent of the Desert Eagle.

Like Jace, both of these weapons, for the most part, fail in the real world. He couldn't afford anything decent anyway, and it's probably fortunate for the rest of the world that he blows all his :tugboat:on video games and weed. And that's without putting his criminal history into question. By the way, there's still no proof he has anything that would prohibit him from legally owning anything. Well, if there is, I haven't seen it.

So how long is it gonna take Gail to give in to her crazy manchild son this time? At least he's not doing Hobo Ops again. GodJesus knows he'll get lost in the city park and eat a random mushroom because a stupid "fan" said it was OK to do so.

You just can't make this shit up.
 
The thought of Jace with an actual firearm terrifies me. I don't particularity care if he hurts himself, but the odds of collateral damage to an innocent person from his insane exploits boggle the mind. I'm just kinda happy he's fond of really expensive "movie guns" (to quote Black Sonichu) that he'll never be able to afford- than say a reliable, effective 12-gauge pump shotgun- that you can pick up at almost any pawn shop for $200.
 
The Knife's Husbando said:
The thought of Jace with an actual firearm terrifies me. I don't particularity care if he hurts himself, but the odds of collateral damage to an innocent person from his insane exploits boggle the mind. I'm just kinda happy he's fond of really expensive "movie guns" (to quote Black Sonichu) that he'll never be able to afford- than say a reliable, effective 12-gauge pump shotgun- that you can pick up at almost any pawn shop for $200.
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just pray to Allah that he never discovers vaguntrader.com or any similar sites where you buy guns directly from the owners - it saves time on those intrusive background checks. lol. I love that site actually, as it turns out 90% of the members are military/law enforcement. I've met guys from the CIA (not CIADUDE420) and one ex-cop who got a job protecting crate-fulls of dollar bills fresh from the mint as they'd get delivered around the country after he retired.

That sounds like a great job- I'm sure it gets boring, but you are always happy to tell people what you do!
 
jogurt said:
just pray to Allah that he never discovers vaguntrader.com or any similar sites where you buy guns directly from the owners - it saves time on those intrusive background checks. lol. I love that site actually, as it turns out 90% of the members are military/law enforcement. I've met guys from the CIA (not CIADUDE420) and one ex-cop who got a job protecting crate-fulls of dollar bills fresh from the mint as they'd get delivered around the country after he retired.

That sounds like a great job- I'm sure it gets boring, but you are always happy to tell people what you do!
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The site's Virginia Only for complete, live firearms though, it looks like. Massachusetts tends to be somewhat stricter on this subject, but background check or not, I'm pretty sure a potential seller would be able to tell something is off about our Future Marine.
 
No responsible gun owner (which is thankfully the vast majority of people on the Face to face sales scene) would sell Jace a gun after a cursory conversation.
 
waffle said:
No responsible gun owner (which is thankfully the vast majority of people on the Face to face sales scene) would sell Jace a gun after a cursory conversation.
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Which is why the "gun show loophole" is largely bullshit. No one with half a brain is going to knowingly sell to a person who is probably a straw purchaser. If a guy asks if he needs a background check to buy your stuff, say yes. Even if it isn't true, it's a good trick to filter out the guys trying to go around NCIS by buying used. Most of these guys just want to keep their asses out of hot water if someone crazy was to try to buy from them.

Maybe Jace is lucid enough to keep his mouth shut about his ideas if he decides to buy one, maybe not.* At least he likes airsoft better anyway.

To get back on topic, I wonder how long it's going to be until Jace wears out his welcome, and Kyle has to let him go? He's probably pretty close if he drank all the wine.

*He probably isn't, which is a blessing in disguise.
 
Black Sonichu said:
Which is why the "gun show loophole" is largely bullshit. No one with half a brain is going to knowingly sell to a person who is probably a straw purchaser. If a guy asks if he needs a background check to buy your stuff, say yes. Even if it isn't true, it's a good trick to filter out the guys trying to go around NCIS by buying used. Most of these guys just want to keep their asses out of hot water if someone crazy was to try to buy from them.

Maybe Jace is lucid enough to keep his mouth shut about his ideas if he decides to buy one, maybe not.* At least he likes airsoft better anyway.

To get back on topic, I wonder how long it's going to be until Jace wears out his welcome, and Kyle has to let him go? He's probably pretty close if he drank all the wine.

*He probably isn't, which is a blessing in disguise.
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I'm not an expert on gun laws, but what exactly are the repercussions to selling some sketchy dude a gun, who then goes out and shoots someone? Is it just feelings of guilt, or are there some sort of legal penalties? (which brings up the question of where your responsibility ends when someone else does someone with a gun you sold...)
 
StallChaser said:
I'm not an expert on gun laws, but what exactly are the repercussions to selling some sketchy dude a gun, who then goes out and shoots someone? Is it just feelings of guilt, or are there some sort of legal penalties? (which brings up the question of where your responsibility ends when someone else does someone with a gun you sold...)
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The same as the Cutco/Vector salesman who sells you a beautiful 14-piece set of cutlery which you then use to murder a bus full of pre-schoolers.
 
StallChaser said:
I'm not an expert on gun laws, but what exactly are the repercussions to selling some sketchy dude a gun, who then goes out and shoots someone?
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Regardless of gun laws, generally (near universally, actually) the only people who sell guns to "sketchy dudes" are themselves highly sketchy.

Unfortunately there are a lot of sketchy people out there.
 
copypaste said:
Is this the beginning of the Disappearance part 2? Once he's home and without a car she can send him to Jesus Camp pretty easily. ;_;
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maybe, but I doubt he'd go so easily. He's been in a pretty good mood lately - even the whole Deagle Nation Rebellion thing didn't rattle him that much because he went straight into Stryker Mode and drowned out all voices of reason with bizarre unconnected quotations from Tiberius Rising.
 
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