Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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:offtopic:, but at least he used Al Bhed translator correctly this time.
His first Al Bhed “bonus message” had to be decoded as if it was in English, which was confusing.
At first, I thought this was intentional, but this message implies it was not.

Damn, that's so depressing. It's making me depressed.

I want him to take responsibility for his unfair and arguably illegal actions just as anyone else does, but it would be messed up if he were kill himself. I don't think I could look at this whole stupid situation without feeling even more bitter about it if he did. He has such a golden opportunity to become successful, but the guy just refuses to focus on the important parts of his project and keeps trying to take the easy way out by taking advantage of other people's work. If he could just get over his own bullshit, he might successfully pull this project off and even begin to crawl out of the lolcow grave hole he's dug himself.

It won't be fucking easy, that's for sure, and I could see why making changes to the project and himself as a person would look almost impossible in his eyes right now, but you have to at least try. If you're on a sinking ship and your finger is stuck in a crevice, you have to have the balls to cut it off, or sink to the bottom of the sea with the ship.

Alex, you need to start cutting your (metaphorical) fingers off.
If you have to take time to see what assets you're using correctly and which ones you do not have the permission to use, then that's what you have to do.
If you have to replace assets you're not allowed to use with white blocks, then that's what you have to do. They're ugly, but they won't be there forever.
If you have to write up contracts so you can correctly conduct yourself legally, then that's what you have to do.
If you have to ask a lawyer if "doing X is okay," then that's what you have to do, OR just don't do it and figure out a way to provide your own material.
If you have to re-plan the mechanics and re-start the project file with a fresh understanding of what your goals for the game are, then that's what you have to do.

Your fans are quite forgiving, perhaps sometimes to their own detriment. You have room to make this maneuver. You won't get out of this completely unscathed, no, because some people may complain if you exclude certain features, but your only other option (seemingly at this point) is to drown with the ship, and having a handful of people out of your millions of fans get disgruntled is a pretty damn good alternative.

"I'm sorry, Alex Mahan is not available right since he is preparing for his 12 hour day off stream tomorrow by taking a well deserved day off today by wasting the whole day waiting for a game delivery and then doing a practice stream! If you have any encouraging insight into the development of YS, it will be regarded as hate, then discarded, and Alex will make his personal army of edgy tweens attack you. Have a nice day!" BEEP
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"I'm sorry, Alex Mahan is not available right since he is preparing for his 12 hour day off stream tomorrow by taking a well deserved day off today by wasting the whole day waiting for a game delivery and then doing a practice stream! If you have any encouraging insight into the development of YS, it will be regarded as hate, then discarded, and Alex will make his personal army of edgy tweens attack you. Have a nice day!" BEEP
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Wanna bet how far he'll get in the game? Or will we see another temper tantrum?
 
For god's sake guys, don't feel sorry for Alex. If he was fucking suicidal he would've quitted a long time ago, he is just acting autistic because his new videogame didn't reach in time for his stream.

I thought Feb 6th was his day off. He's taking the 7th off too?

It was. He didn't get to play the game he wanted for 12 hours so he basically himself one more day off to play it.
 
So is the somebody toucha my speghet going to be the new easter egg this time since its the new meme right now?
This meme is ancient at this point, but I suppose to normies like Alex its still relevant and cool. Depressing.

Also, Alex absolutely lacks the constitution to ever make an attempt at suicide. He has been playing this game for years, it is simply for attention and sympathy. The man cannot accept anything but unconditional praise, and to no ones surprise he is not facing the growing criticism in a mature manner. Rather he acts like a hormonal 14 year old trying to garner attention, praise, and sympathy by making outlandish claims that he wants to die. This man is too narcissistic to ever genuinely consider suicide.

Just more manipulation.
 
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This meme is ancient at this point, but I suppose to normies like Alex its still relevant and cool. Depressing.

Also, Alex absolutely lacks the constitution to ever make an attempt at suicide. He has been playing this game for years, it is simply for attention and sympathy. The man cannot accept anything but unconditional praise, and to no ones surprise he is not facing the growing criticism in a mature manner. Rather he acts like a hormonal 14 year old trying to garner attention, praise, and sympathy by making outlandish claims that he wants to die. This man is too narcissistic to ever genuinely consider suicide.

Just more manipulation.
People with actual suicidal thoughts usually won't say anything like "I want to kill myself" because you know, they don't want people to stop them.

Anti-dev "hate blogs": (UP) -- "DO IT FAGGOT"
YS fanbase: (DOWN) -- "fullchan/halfchan/KF/PULL is to blame!!"
Internet normies: (neutral) -- "who is this guy?"

Conclusion: Neutral atmosphere
Ending text: and nothing of value was lost.
 
People with actual suicidal thoughts usually won't say anything like "I want to kill myself" because you know, they don't want people to stop them.

Actually, they do talk about it quite a lot before doing it.

Someone I briefly knew always kept talking about killing themself. He personally told me that he wanted to run his bike into a busy intersection and let himself get hit by a car. People didn't really take him seriously, because he was always having some drama going on, and seemed to always be whining about his terrible parents. After high school, I decided to call him to see how he was doing. Instead of talking to him, I ended up talking to a stranger who was probably a relative of his. I think he's gone.
 
Hiwata no Nadoko had some problem with their old site and it seems like they just moved to a new one. Their latest update on YouTube is from January 20 and ironically, they are doing things Alex’s still whinging about, like making their own models and giving their characters normal names.
If they ever release their demo, Yan Sim might suffer quite a bit, because so far Hiwata no Nadoko seems better in every way. Which is not that hard, to be fair.
 
Their latest update on YouTube is from January 20 and ironically, they are doing things Alex’s still whinging about, like making their own models and giving their characters normal names.
They look way more coordinated and have a better sense of integrity than Alex does. I'm rather excited to see where they go with this. Too bad they're all busy with IRL stuff.
 
Hiwata no Nadoko had some problem with their old site and it seems like they just moved to a new one. Their latest update on YouTube is from January 20 and ironically, they are doing things Alex’s still whinging about, like making their own models and giving their characters normal names.
If they ever release their demo, Yan Sim might suffer quite a bit, because so far Hiwata no Nadoko seems better in every way. Which is not that hard, to be fair.

You know you fucked up when a game made to be a Yansim substitute is better than the real game. We need a Chad Hiwata Vs Virgin Yansim
 
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