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. . .what bus are you riding where they let kids climb freely over other riders; with sticky fingers no less?!

At what point did i metion a bus or the fact i was travelling at all?...i was at home trying to feed 4kids under 6 yrs old...not an easy task especially when you try and be clever and post some thoughts...but rest assured i am fully aware of my mistake judging by the reaction...sorry guys i am ONLY human afterall.
 
They reverting back the latest patch on console cause of the crybabies. Incoming "I told you" and "the devs have no fuckin idea what they doing" on the next pubg stream.
 
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His chat told him it was a 100-HR main quest grindfest

His chat is retarded, but we already knew that, story ends at HR15 with about 30 hunts, he honestly wouldnt be able to do the later quest that unlocks your rank anyway, after seeing his mario sunshine TIHYDP, hes losing his coordination pretty fast, its also why i feel like hes refusing to pick up street fighter V, not because he dont want to, but because he cant, having to kill 2 superpowered b52 bombers would have him rage quit after calling the controls bad.

"It dropped my input, the controllers wired aswell"
 
They reverting back the latest patch on console cause of the crybabies. Incoming "I told you" and "the devs have no fuckin idea what they doing" on the next pubg stream.

Tbh I wasn't a fan of the new loot system so it's a good thing they're willing to correct changes if the fan base raises good points.

That being said I can't wait for smug Phil (who will proceed to suck just as bad as always).

He really needs to learn to aim.

Edit: also his chat has been spamming him about Monhun every time I've peeked at his stream. We know his fans love japanese stuff.

He's salty he picked Dissidia to blow up and the game sucks. He won't admit he didn't give monhun a fair shake because he dropped the beta after an hour of trying the fucking gunlance of all things.

He could even have fans carry him by helping on quests with high rank gear if he got stuck.
 
Tbh I wasn't a fan of the new loot system so it's a good thing they're willing to correct changes if the fan base raises good points.

That being said I can't wait for smug Phil (who will proceed to suck just as bad as always).

He really needs to learn to aim.
im not talking about the looting. NOTHING CHANGED THERE, ONLY IN DSPS MIND. Im talking about the cheese cars .
 
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It'd be rather funny if it was this, soul mate within 3 visits, he could be lovestruck from shit shes said to him, sweet talk him into a roof under her head till she gets back on her feet, if the moneys good just stay until like you said, she gets fed up with his dick.

Or he gets straight cucked in his own house, this year is gonna be good.
This could be true, as Phil is like a puppy. Any female form of niceness is directly seen as flirting.

Phil in steam: She said hi to me and that I looked decent! She is tottaly my soulmate D00D. Next time I am tottaly going to score with her.

Perfect prey for a gold digger.

About monster hunter world he would 3 cart on pukipuki, and then ask his fans to carry him through the rest. And then still blaming them when he inevitable 3 cart or 2 cart. And saying how epic the fight was when he only hit the monster once, alla dark souls.
 
This could be true, as Phil is like a puppy. Any female form of niceness is directly seen as flirting.

Phil in steam: She said hi to me and that I looked decent! She is tottaly my soulmate D00D. Next time I am tottaly going to score with her.

Perfect prey for a gold digger.

Also the fact he said "women were women, men were men, and sex was sex consensual or not" reall puts it into perspective as to how he thinks women and men work.
 
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At what point did i metion a bus or the fact i was travelling at all?...i was at home trying to feed 4kids under 6 yrs old...not an easy task especially when you try and be clever and post some thoughts...but rest assured i am fully aware of my mistake judging by the reaction...sorry guys i am ONLY human afterall.

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Also the fact he said "women were women, men were men, and sex was sex consensual or not" reall puts it into perspective as to how he thinks women and men work.
well he was tottaly creepy when he was talking about his highschool "gfs", he is a guy that would get a girl stupid drunk and then rape her. If he would not have kicked into the balls before that happened.

My thought about this is that she is still american. That she works for a fast food restaurant. And that dsp has been emotionally manipulative to get her. Just like he does with his fans. To lure her in and once she is there and cannot escape he will start shitting on her to keep her in line. Just like he did with Leana. "Baby it's just us against the world *snort* now go fucking clean the bathroom and make dinner, or else!"
 
well he was tottaly creepy when he was talking about his highschool "gfs", he is a guy that would get a girl stupid drunk and then rape her. If he would not have kicked into the balls before that happened.

My thought about this is that she is still american. That she works for a fast food restaurant. And that dsp has been emotionally manipulative to get her. Just like he does with her fans. To lure her in and once she is there and cannot escape he will start shitting on her to keep her in line. Just like he did with Leana. "Baby it's just us against the world *snort* now go fucking clean the bathroom and make dinner, or else!"

Never 4get:
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August 8th, 2005: "I had a chance to talk to CigarBob and DSP, mostly about molesting underage girls. I swear, if anyone at GVR is missing a daughter...but let's not go there. "

http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/13475/viscants-way-too-long-evo-log
http://archive.fo/RT35D
 
he didn't give monhun a fair shake because he dropped the beta after an hour of trying the fucking gunlance of all things.

So he gave up the game because he decided to only use a very specialized weapon that requires knowledge of the enemy monster. Basically a big heavy boulder with magic properties if you say the magic words. Great idea!
Sure, Phil can't know that but a GAMER would just try another weapon. With speed.

I would have loved to see him use charge blade. He would never understand its mechanics. Flailing like a madman by pressing the same button and nothing else, bounces off with overcharged blade or attacks with undercharged axe-mode, if he even finds out how to change them. And then he would complain that he bounces off, then chat helps and he complains that he even needs to charge because this has no use. And that he takes a little bit of damage even so he blahked it. Oh baby I can see the TIHYDP in front of me. I think I want to see that, even so I said the exact opposite a few days ago.

*) Edited khantent. Had no time to write that from mobile.


[Disclaimer] I don't know the exact weapon-specifics in MHW because I don't have this game but I imagine it isn't that much different from MHX/MHgen or even MH4, from what I was able to see.

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I'd suggest watching his beta gameplay. It's readily apparent why he won't touch the full game and was desperately hoping it'd be a niche nobody cared about.

I will do that! Thanks!

[EDIT 3 - Arrow in the knee]

Who said he only uses Gunlance?! This is bahshet. I will never trust you again, Kiwifarms.
 
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Well that’s rather fucked up but I really doubt even old school phil whould have the balls to really do that. My guess it’s just him ridding along the conversation

He was pestering Leanna for quite a while before she finally started talking to him online. Considering they announced they were dating when she was 18 and 6 months old it's a pretty reasonable inference that the pestering phase was while she was a minor. Pestering a woman who isn't interested you with intent to smash that is probably considered molestation.
 
im not talking about the looting. NOTHING CHANGED THERE, ONLY IN DSPS MIND. Im talking about the cheese cars .

My bad, I play on PC so didn't look into the patch notes outside what Phil changed because it seemed reasonable enough despite Phil's salt they'd make the changes they (supposedly) did.

So he gave up the game because he decided to only use a very specialized weapon that requires knowledge of the enemy monster. Basically a big heavy boulder with magic properties if you say the magic words. Great idea!
Sure, Phil can't know that but a GAMER would just try another weapon. With speed.

I would have loved to see him use charge blade. He would never understand its mechanics. And then I would laugh.

I'd suggest watching his beta gameplay. It's readily apparent why he won't touch the full game and was desperately hoping it'd be a niche nobody cared about.

But putting his eggs in the Dissidia basket instead, that's some good business sense.
 
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He was pestering Leanna for quite a while before she finally started talking to him online. Considering they announced they were dating when she was 18 and 6 months old it's a pretty reasonable inference that the pestering phase was while she was a minor. Pestering a woman who isn't interested you with intent to smash that is probably considered molestation.
1) I thought it was the other way around, Leanna fangirl-ing over Phil? I feel like I missed something and there was little proof of Phil and Leanna corresponding before he threw her in front of the camera.

2) the term that applies here for Phil's actions would be "grooming", AFAIK
 
1) I thought it was the other way around, Leanna fangirl-ing over Phil? I feel like I missed something and there was little proof of Phil and Leanna corresponding before he threw her in front of the camera.

2) the term that applies here for Phil's actions would be "grooming", AFAIK
1) they had been talking and tottaly not dating since she was 16 D00D. at least that is what phil said.
 
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