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Stopped into the stream yesterday and today. In each one, Phil was blatantly reading streamchat for help, got an actual tip/cheer telling him what to do that appeared on screen, and then proceeded to pretend that he chanced into the solution.

You know he's going to use streamchat, but why would you try and pretend you didn't read the thing that showed up on screen?
 
Stopped into the stream yesterday and today. In each one, Phil was blatantly reading streamchat for help, got an actual tip/cheer telling him what to do that appeared on screen, and then proceeded to pretend that he chanced into the solution.

You know he's going to use streamchat, but why would you try and pretend you didn't read the thing that showed up on screen?

Because that would undermine his self-delusion that he's the greatest non-Asian gamer in the history of the Internet, dood.
 
Hey guys am i a detractor now?

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Oh is this actually called protecting people from the crazies?
 
Shadow of the Colossus shows once again how little empathy Phil has, since he doesn't care for the game's mood.
Again he insults an animal companion and laughed his ass off when something bad happened to it.
And he turned the tragic ending into a clown show by making circus music noises and padding out the end. His commentary has gotten worse it seems.

The best thing his stream chat is saying is "well at least you didn't ragequit".
Oh you didn’t like him making stupid noises and saying “jump” for 5+ minutes straight ending with some moron giving him a $100 tip because he beat a fairly easy game?
 
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Late breaking news in da goutland:
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https://twitter.com/GoutSydePhil/status/961252542666760192

Supposedly Nich is https://twitter.com/traditionalgame
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http://archive.fo/s9YUW

There's also an allegation that he has a "butter" account for being a detractor which would theoretically point to being xxbutta who had the account @SilkyEnigma on here and was threadbanned 4 autism. However xxbutta claims that he isn't traditionalgame so far so idk what da fuck is going on. I'm not sure where that "butter" allegation even comes from either (in terms of proof)
 
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And now, a poem.

Leanna's clit's red
Cuz Tyrone is black
Phil is a cucklord
ACK ACK ACK ACK
roses are red
violets are blue
phil got in trouble
from a joke about jews

I don't get that about him, i'm pretty sure he makes those jokes because he feels he has to entertain and doesn't know how to be funny. I think a lot more people would love it if he got invested with the game.
i think it's mostly phil has to keep up the ME BIG MAN NO FEELS persona
 
i think it's mostly phil has to keep up the ME BIG MAN NO FEELS persona
The irony being that like when he tries to puff up in horror games, his preventative measures make him look even lamer and pathetic. He doesn't look muy macho; he looks like a dweeb or in the case of horror games a bitchbaby due to his anti-scare tactics. This narcissism and compulsion to try and not look like a loser is also why he for whatever reason is compelled to pretend at times that he does not read stream chat.

As for why he's continuing with PUBG, it's obvious:

It makes sense given that he absolutely hates video games now; all of them suck to him but this one still makes him money and allows him to just sit on his ass doing nothing for like a half hour. That and he does loosely understands that he already rage quit a game already and is half-assedly trying to keep that reputation of never rage quitting going. He'll stick with it until he has more Day One spergery or it fucks him hard enough for him to just rage quit anyway.
 
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If this is true, then what is the revenue source that he is sharing with DSP? Detractor video ads?

I recall during the dox singularity event, Nich2440 was saying he got doxed before, so there may be some threads out there for whoever is willing to confirm this.
I think it's a joke because the moron sits on DSP's forum giving him business/tax/PR advice.

Nich was doxed here before, and @Null posted his dick pics even, to which Nich tried to file a report which of course went straight to @Null .
 
Late breaking news in da goutland:
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https://twitter.com/GoutSydePhil/status/961252542666760192

Supposedly Nich is https://twitter.com/traditionalgame
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http://archive.fo/s9YUW

There's also an allegation that he has a "butter" account for being a detractor which would theoretically point to being xxbutta who had the account @SilkyEnigma on here and was threadbanned 4 autism. However xxbutta claims that he isn't traditionalgame so far so idk what da fuck is going on. I'm not sure where that "butter" allegation even comes from either (in terms of proof)
Sweet baby Jesus. And I thought we were supposed to be the mentally ill fuckheads. There are several people on either side of the DSP coin for whom the best advice is simply to log off forever and never think about Phil again.

I'm most surprised by this. I remember around 2015 he would bitch about how you can't do a review unless you complete the game "through its entirety". He fucking rage quit and still did a review?
Sorry it's kinda :offtopic: and nit-picky.
Yep! This was the first big betrayal of the "You have to finish the game to review it properly" principle. But you're quite late -- in 2016, Phil ragequit several games and reviewed them anyway. The rule was lamely and quietly surrendered. The first 2:10 of this video are relevant. Phil elaborates for us the difference between ragequitting and simply ceasing play and never going back.


Phil is just fucking hubristic and shortsighted.
A quick callback to this: Phil talks a MINDBOGGLING amount of shit as soon as he thinks he's untouchable. For him to describe his new soulmaid in such utilitarian terms, with affection never being higher than 3rd on her list of assets, it really gives the impression that he knows she has no idea about the DarksydePhil persona.
 
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-with-fanatical-dsp-white-knight.24925/

Picture is on page 4 or 5. Looks an awful lot like Nich2440 with longer hair not done up in a pineapple style.
Actually, those 2 photos are the same ones in GoutSydePhil's tweet.

I think it's a joke because the moron sits on DSP's forum giving him business/tax/PR advice.

Nich was doxed here before, and @Null posted his dick pics even, to which Nich tried to file a report which of course went straight to @Null .
One thing that I noticed in that thread is that Butta already had an account (https://kiwifarms.net/members/butta.11663/) with the same avatar as the @xxButta Twitter account, which is also Silky Enigma.

@neger psykolog can you use your janitorial powers to get a mod to cross-check all 3 IPs (Butta, Silky Enigma & TraditionalGames)? Thanks.
 
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NOT A CLOWN. Cringy as fuck.

What the fuck is he doing? Between this and the shower video you get a good idea of what he thinks made his terrible vlogs interesting to watch and he is way off. People watched to see Phil fail like the dunce he is, not this overacting cringe bullshit. This is what your money goes to paypigs. Bet Phil writes these products off on his taxes he won't stop bitching about as well.

Oh don't want to spoil the "MYSTERY BONUS!!!" but like always Phil tries to capitalize on something way too late.
 
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