Idea to Make KF Money - Or at least that Null guy

Create a “humble bundle” alternative.
Call it something kiwi-related, like “steamy kiwi” or something.
Start curating and selling cheap games according to whatever thread is created for this here endeavor.
 
How about mining crypto currency in the background using javascript? I heard you can sell said 'currency' to idiots, and I'm sure the users of this fine establishment wouldn't mind donating some of their processor power. Right? ;)
 
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Spin off the “off-topic” part into a separate entity/site that you can sell ad space on.
 
Publish a monthly Playboy style gentleman's magazine. Interviews with @Dynastia about the changing styles and relevance of artisan shitposting in a more up front age. Centrefold shoots and interviews with famous Kiwis. Artfully written thread summaries and opinion pieces. Oh also readers wives:
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Save on hosting costs by using a blockchain-based solution. Kinda like IPFS, but heterosexual.
 
Inspired by the Secret Santa, what if we did a kind of online bake-sale where folk can 'sell' original artwork in the form of donations to the farms? I was pretty impressed with the artistic skills of our members who I had, until then, assumed to all be potato people.
 
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Start a weekly podcast. Make it about humorous weird events, politics, crazy trannies, etc. Kinda what Gavin McInnes is doing, but for younger people.
If you can’t find sponsors, just paywall it.
 
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Doug_Hitzel said:
Start a weekly podcast. Make it about humorous weird events, politics, crazy trannies, etc. Kinda what Gavin McInnes is doing, but for younger people.
If you can’t find sponsors, just paywall it.
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I actually like this idea but I can picture obsessives like The Witchfinder General trying to dox people on the basis of their voiceprint.
 
AtrocityVoyeur said:
I actually like this idea but I can picture obsessives like The Witchfinder General trying to dox people on the basis of their voiceprint.
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You are correct, but that also applies to every podcast and YouTube video with guests.
I still think a weekly KiwiCast starring @Null would be a way of making money off of kiwifarms.
 
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Doug_Hitzel said:
I still think a weekly KiwiCast starring @Null would be a way of making money off of kiwifarms.
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People who say "X is a way to make money off the forum" don't understand that the issue isn't soliciting funds or finding an audience, but finding a platform in which people can easily funnel cash to me and the site. Anything I host that is directly linked to the forum, especially anything with revenue, is going to be wiped off the face of the Earth.

Shadman can stay on Patreon despite drawing lolicon because Patreon kowtows to adult artists and simply turns the other cheek, playfully skirting the rules of Mastercard and Visa by not directly selling adult services. That sort of thing does not happen for the Kiwi Farms. If we are on a platform we are rigorously routed out, even faster than literal hate sites like Stormfront in certain situations.
 
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Null said:
People who say "X is a way to make money off the forum" don't understand that the issue isn't soliciting funds or finding an audience, but finding a platform in which people can easily funnel cash to me and the site. Anything I host that is directly linked to the forum, especially anything with revenue, is going to be wiped off the face of the Earth.

Shadman can stay on Patreon despite drawing lolicon because Patreon kowtows to adult artists and simply turns the other cheek, playfully skirting the rules of Mastercard and Visa by not directly selling adult services. That sort of thing does not happen for the Kiwi Farms. If we are on a platform we are rigorously routed out, even faster than literal hate sites like Stormfront in certain situations.
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I guess you need an intermediary then.
A coin collector store, for instance, that will let people buy coins for you as a gift that you then convert to actual money. Don’t know how much they’d charge for such a service or if that’s the right kind of store.
Don’t know if you’ve already tried it, in which case feel free to rape my face with a knife.
 
@Null tell me if I'm way off the mark here but could you not set up a debit account at your local bank, provide us with the account number and then allow those of us with the facility to do so to perform direct money transfers? I know it's not the easiest thing to track but it could help short term.
 
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@Null tell me if I'm way off the mark here but could you not set up a debit account at your local bank, provide us with the account number and then allow those of us with the facility to do so to perform direct money transfers? I know it's not the easiest thing to track but it could help short term.
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I'm not sure what the consequences of Sam sending bomb threats to a bank would be for me or the site.
 
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I'm not sure what the consequences of Sam sending bomb threats to a bank would be for me or the site.
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Good point but surely if you use a big national bank they're gonna go after the person making the threats. They're hardly going to be concerned with his reasons. I get what you're saying though re: unwanted site attention from the wrong places. Thinking outside the box though there must be some sort of analog way of sending you money. What about PO boxes? In the UK they're literally just a number that can't be traced to a specific place but I don't know how it works over in Trumpistan.
 
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