Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide


This is textbook Tom.

Whatever Tom is doing is always more important than anyone else. He's actually dragged the absolute lowest forms of life to his shithovel to prepare a meal with food that strangers bought and what Arianna dumpstered. He's gotta be a fucking six year old and shout commands at them because he wants to record himself fellating a recorder.

No sane person walks into this dirty shack and thinks "yeah, I'll spend $500 bucks here and jam out to this child rapist." This is confirmed by the clearly psychotic individuals who appear on camera. My sides are inter-dimensional. :story:

@ 19:20: Tom chimps the fuck out on his neighbors because they don't want anything to do with him and then he fucking cries about it on camera. Tom is literally a stranger walking up to someone's car, asking 20 Questions. I'm surprised you're not shot or dead with the sheer amount of disregard you have for your own life by rolling up on people.

@29:59: Virgo Rouge calls Tom. Hilarity ensues.
 
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TheIceCreamMan said:
$235 a month doesn't cover fucking anything, its true. Most mortgages, especially for single family homes, pack the property taxes and insurance payments into the payment as escrow, because they want to ensure they get paid. Unpaid property tax means the borough/county/whatever can eventually levy your home against you and not even a bank can stop that without paying for it, tax levies and local auctions on property happen all the time.

So there are two options here: either he had an impossibly low mortgage payment and that was it, someone else paid for homeowners insurance (because lol no lender in the fucking land, even during the heyday of the subprimes, would let that shit lapse) and property taxes OR :lol: or Thomas is claiming he paid out $235 a month for all three, which is just, lmao man. I have seen a mortgage payment that low exactly one time in almost :powerlevel:a decade and a half in motherfuckin real estate:powerlevel: and that was in a trailer park, that payment as I recall was around $800 a month for all three, just obscenely low, the guy who was making it was saving money hand over fist.

I wanna address the rest of that stupid bullshit too because I enjoy a doggepile as much as the next mental midget:

- Yeah there's no state in the union that doesn't require written notice before you have to vacate, so it may have been a surprise but it certainly wasn't illegal in any way.

- Its immediately obvious that Tom's credit is super garbage, all things considered, so yeah I'm going to the theory that Papa Wasserberg shelled out money for it and then you didn't fulfill your side of the obligations. If its anything like real life right now, you probably made a whole bunch of excuses and then got mad when he didn't believe them or otherwise decided it was the right time to sell the place. The good news for us is that unless you just thrashed it to hell and back, I'm talking major structural damage, he probably recouped his overall investment and made a little profit off the equity. Its really rare that I see a property that doesn't make at least its money back if the mortgage terms were favorable, condition of the property generally doesn't factor because in the worst case scenario most reputable contractors are plenty willing to do the work and get paid at closing. Happens all the time fam, so lets all take heart: even if Tom destroyed the place when he left in an attempt to get back at his dad, it was almost certainly all in vain. Total loss on a property is legally determined as "at least" 51% of the property's value so unless he managed to do that, its pretty unlikely that there was any out of pocket costs.

So my point here is that the good Doctor is right again and Tom's lies aren't believable, again, at all. Dude really is the topper on the playground, his dad drives a cooler car and he knows karate and man you should see the games his uncle who works at Nintendo gave him just because, not even on a holiday! :lol:
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your conjecture is hilariously wrong. that asshole boe jangles to

o. it was a mobile home in a rural part of travis county. we closed on it at 28k. my father put up 10k and i paid everything else to his bank. he sold the house when the housing bubble burst and he was faced with margin calls on his 401k.
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It's a very bad thing to accuse people of things and not have evidence for it.
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this is very true and you are all going to learn the consequences of making up the kind of ridiculous nonsense you make up about me and all your other targets.
Chongo said:
Keep in mind this mortgage was back in the late 70 to early 80 so it could have been that cheap. But even then Tom fucked off his share, daddy got fed up giving his son a free ride and kicked the ingrate out! Thus giving Tom his chance to fulfill his longtime dream of becoming a hippie and a sponge on society.
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totally wrong as usual, but you go on believing this crap and spreading your lies, f00l. you are the one who ties the conspiracy to defame me together, being so dedicated at stalking me and lying about me here, AMB and with the rainbow family.
 
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Thomas Jay Wasserberg said:
your conjecture is hilariously wrong. that asshole boe jangles to
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Please learn what conjecture means Tommy, people are basing their conclusions on the information you have provided. If you don't like that, list all of the information so that doesn't happen. You're basically getting upset with yourself.
 
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No wonder you cause confusion Tom. First you call it a house and now it's a mobile home. You do realize those aren't the same things, right? A house has a proper foundation and lack the ability to be moved from place to place. I understand now why your dad sold it; he gave you cheap ass rent thinking you'd save up your money and buy it off him at some point but after ten years it was painfully obvious he had more a poor investment.

To think he could had saved himself all this trouble with a coat hanger.
 
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Thomas Jay Wasserberg said:
your conjecture is hilariously wrong.
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It isn't conjecture, its experience. I was also correct: if the mortgage payment really was that low, then it didn't include the homeowners (if there even was any) and the property taxes. Besides, conjecture implies that I'm not just taking words that you've said, things that you've said, and following them to their logical conclusion. I'm not like you Tom, I know my profession and I can tell you that I was absolutely correct in my assertions, as you've stated.

Its obvious that although you read what I wrote, you didn't comprehend it. I stated that the only way this would be possible is if it were in a trailer park. Now did I literally mean you lived in a trailer park? No dude, obviously not: I meant that it was almost fuckin certainly a mobile home if this wasn't something you'd made up in a vain and ultimately misguided attempt to explain your own history to us.

You can tell us that the kid was sexually active which made it okay, you can say you've gotten in tons of fights and then backpedal when it becomes obvious that people will find you IRL and one of them might eventually want to satisfy their "crippling the elderly" fetish, but you can't assert obviously untrue things about real estate, the one thing its so incredibly easy to verify. Real estate isn't like the law, it doesn't require reading and understanding pages and pages of assertions and court precedent, it either is or is not. In this case, it is a trailer, and as such it was a low cost, low quality investment, obviously a last ditch effort to try and make sure you were taken care of in any way shape or form.

Now its time for some conjecture: according to you, here are some pertinent facts:

- He sold the house after the housing bubble burst, which is generally understood to mean 2008-2009.

- You had lived in it for a decade at that time (as stated by you, please correct me if I'm wrong, this is relevant)

- He is an old man, obviously older than you, and he was an old man 10 years ago.

This means that he probably purchased it in 1997-1998. I took the liberty of researching a bit to determine how much the taxes would have been on this property. It was difficult, Travis County's records don't go back that far and haha fuck you if you think I was gonna spend more than maybe 15 minutes on this, but I did find this awesome document. From this, I am able to determine that the total nominal tax rate for the entirety of Texas during the 1995 year was $2.5411 per $100 valuation on property, adjusted for usage of course. There are no adjustments for residential real estate in Texas or generally anywhere, and $2.50 per $100 isn't terrible then and damn sure isn't terrible now. So lets do the math, shall we?

$2.5411 per $100 means that if you are correct and the property was purchased at $28,000 (remember that the assessment of the property for tax purposes generally isn't used for an actual purchase price, so the actual tax assessed value of the place is most likely lower) then your dad would owe about $711.508 per year starting in 1995, if he purchased it that year. Obviously tax rates have risen every year, but that gives us a fun baseline number: your dad paid out $7115.08 in taxes at bare minimum on a property that I find it hard to believe you ever paid him back on. Its most likely more, because as of today (based upon info provided by the Travis County Comptroller's Office) the rate of tax per $100 has risen substantially, up to about $3 per $100, which doesn't sound like much until you realize that home valuations, even on shitty dumpy trailers way out in the sticks, have risen concurrently with inflation, meaning that no matter what whoever owns that shitheap now pays more for it than Daddy Wasserberg ever did.

Here's what I think happened: I think you convinced your dad to purchase this property because you intended to do something stupid like grow weed in it or something, and your dad took pity on you because he knew he was getting older (he has to be in his 80s by now, I can't imagine he wasn't feeling his years back then) and he wanted to try to do right by you. The housing bubble bursting wouldn't have affected a low value property like this, with an older mortgage with (most likely) a higher interest rate (remember, rates kind of coasted in general until the crash, trending downward) and what 401k? Even the most charitable estimate of your dads' age puts him well within retirement territory by the time the place got sold.

Obviously we can conclude, based upon the fact that we know you're a worthless, good for nothing son and overall shitbag to everyone and everything, that he most likely decided to consolidate his portfolio (since again, he was retired or retiring) and he said "you're an adult now, Thomas, you have to stand on your own two feet". For this, he will never be forgiven, because you are as previously stated ungrateful and uncaring towards anyone but yourself and as such, you don't see that this was the best option for him in his old age, you just see an epic betrayal because your dad doesn't matter to you, then or now. Your selfishness and self centered behavior aren't conjecture, either... at best, this is about 20% conjecture and 80% logical extrapolation based upon what you say to us and to AMB every fucking day, changing your stories constantly and lying profusely..
 
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Tom loses again.

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yawning sneasel said:
So basically he paid almost a third for a property he wasn't using and you were making a monthly payment while staying there while he didn't use it. He owned it and you paid rent. how do you not get this?

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lost another friend eh?
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She called Tom a "him" twice. :story:
 
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Thomas Jay Wasserberg said:
this is very true and you are all going to learn the consequences of making up the kind of ridiculous nonsense you make up about me and all your other targets.
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Your self awareness is so deep in the negatives that it's no longer on the chart.
It's deeper than the Mariana trench.
 
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Guys lets just recall that reasoning with this shitbag is never going to amount to anything as frustrating as he is. I was literally face to face with him and saw his shitty booth and can tell you that even with objective facts he will deny.

Relax everyone. Tommy legitimately believes his own bullshit and even he knows that no one believes him. He hasnt ever amounted to anything and no one cares about him, not even a little.

I would feel sorry for you but youre a pedophile @Thomas Jay Wasserberg. So no dice on getting any help or sympathy from me.
 
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