DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[HerrKlicks]

Interesting thing I've noticed...if you use the twitch bot "detector" found here and put in "darksydephil", his streams consistently have about 20% of the viewers being bots. It doesn't matter if he has 300 total viewers or 700, it seems like 20% are not actually in chat. Don't know what that means, if anything, but it's really strange.

I don't know the technicalities behind that page but if it's just going by peps in chat vs viewers it's bound to be inaccurate IMHO. As much as we all suspect Phil of botting (or being botted) there's a few things to keep in mind:

1) banned accounts still watching the stream. I doubt those count towards chat then.

2) freedom chat (CyTube) - it just embeds the video but doesn't log you into chat / doesn't require a Twitch acc.

3) people watching from a smart TV / console or without an account.

Don't get me wrong, Phil's attendance looks inflated at times. Just bringing up some points to consider

 

[PieceofShet]

He said leannas room is a disaster zone and he couldnt clean it in 8 months.

If you know what you said is a big fat lie, WHY WOULD YOU SHOW EVIDENCE THAT PROOVES THE CONTRARY? #dsplogic i cant even...

 

[neger psykolog]

Edit: she's convinced him to get a Costco membership.

I hope this lady sees phil as her home improvement project and pussywhips him hard as a transgender lesbian and actually gets goutboi to turn into like a better person. Yeah, its optimistic, but it'd be funny as hell if Phil actually became successful and moderately wealthy (mainly because of the reaction of people rather than anything else)

 

[NursezillaX]

Here is a question he never bothered to ask, do his fans want any of this? Don't remember his co-op playthroughs with Leanna as must watch or his fans begging for them to return. His fans don't want to see her cook, they want to see Phil fuck up flipping an omlet instead rolling it up like a burrito.

All well shoving his new girlfriend down his fans throats is another thing he did with Panda, so of course he has to do it again. Wonder if he thinks if he does everything the same he can get 5 years of paychecks out of this new girl before she flees leaving a room of belongings behind

https://youtu.be/bYPC77bBhLA

Randomly came across this video a few nights ago: his office tour / setup when they first arrived in Washington. Watching it isn't even necessary, the comments are what is interesting. A good number of them more or less reacting (negatively) to the change from her visiting him in CT one weekend a month to living together full time. Primary sentiment being, 'So, is Panda going to be in every video now / going to be doing gaming videos together'. They do NOT seem happy about the prospect. So, yeah, his fans did not initially embrace the Panda becoming a fulltime live-in.

I wonder if Philbert doing the EXACT same thing, given that he's sounding lately like he'll be immediately injecting Leanna ver 2.0, aka Soulmaid, into his khantent is going to turn out differently this time, hmm?

 

[neger psykolog]

We know that Butta socked as Nich, and it's possible that he's socked as Cless on TKOH and/or Twitter.

Sounds like you don't understand Butta's sophisticated "smart guy" plays where he claims that people are #MINDFUCKED by his actions:

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#Insidefacts smartboi here can't even figure out how to get around bans.

 

[BallBuster]

So apparently, Phil is now blaming that bald spot on the back of his head on his headphones? I need to find the clip because that is just gold.

EDIT: https://youtu.be/draL97aQQ8E At around 49:22 he starts talking about it.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Can't wait for the comparison pictures of Phil/Leanna when he first introduced her on Valentines day all those years ago, and the new girl* and Phil this V day.

*If she's actually real, and not a real doll.

>Phil and Leanna comparison pics

Please do a Chad Leanna V Virgin *Insert new girls name* meme

 

[Fallgout Boy]

He'll be PERSONALLY cleaning his girlfriend's room before she arrives and setting up the computer she mailed him so she'll be able to play Overwatch.

I really hope he doesn't do this. Having his soulmaid clean out Leanna's old office that he's had 8 months to clean is just too rich.

 

[Keystone]

So apparently, Phil is now blaming that bald spot on the back of his head on his headphones? I need to find the clip because that is just gold.

EDIT: https://youtu.be/draL97aQQ8E At around 49:22 he starts talking about it.

lol that's not how that works. All wearing headphones will do is mat your hair down where the set's top connecting part is, and all it takes to rectify that is a shower or head wash. I've said it before, but with the money he scams from his retarded fanbase he could afford to get his hair fixed by a cosmetic surgeon. He's still got plenty of greasy, unwashed hair on the back of his head/neck they could use.

I really hope he doesn't do this. Having his soulmaid clean out Leanna's old office that he's had 8 months to clean is just too rich.

In 8 months he was too fucking lazy to clean out what is probably a few cardboard boxes worth of stuff that would take anyone else 15 minutes to do. He probably will have her clear everything out for him. I'd love to hear this chick ask about what all the soap and soap ingredients are for

 

[BallBuster]

In 8 months he was too fucking lazy to clean out what is probably a few cardboard boxes worth of stuff that would take anyone else 15 minutes to do. He probably will have her clear everything out for him. I'd love to hear this chick ask about what all the soap and soap ingredients are for

And remember he bought a handcart that turns into a flat bed to move the boxes in the room and the boxes his new maid sent to him. A quick search on Amazon leads me to believe he dropped about $60 on that cart. He also claims to have saved $50 by having those boxes shipped to fedex rather than his house, but negated that savings by buying a fucking handcart.

Also his new maid needs brand new shoes for Valentine’s Day? His fans actually heard him say this and don’t question it. But sure, he’s in financial trouble.

 

[StylishAcolyte]

What if this woman is like the nicest woman on earth and Phil Burnell becomes a better person because of her?

 

[DiabeticSP]

What if this woman is like the nicest woman on earth and Phil Burnell becomes a better person because of her?

I mean, good for Phil then. I think we all win if Phil turns his life around.

There'll always be another lolcow to enjoy if Phil stops being a complete piece of shit someday.

 

[PieceofShet]

What if this woman is like the nicest woman on earth and Phil Burnell becomes a better person because of her?

Haha. no

 

[Faded]

lol that's not how that works. All wearing headphones will do is mat your hair down where the set's top connecting part is, and all it takes to rectify that is a shower or head wash. I've said it before, but with the money he scams from his exceptional fanbase he could afford to get his hair fixed by a cosmetic surgeon. He's still got plenty of greasy, unwashed hair on the back of his head/neck they could use.



In 8 months he was too fucking lazy to clean out what is probably a few cardboard boxes worth of stuff that would take anyone else 15 minutes to do. He probably will have her clear everything out for him. I'd love to hear this chick ask about what all the soap and soap ingredients are for

Life tip:

He could have advertised the soap etc on Facebook marketplace, ebay or any other selling platform.
Even had the price for free and let them collect.

He could also pay a cleaner to come round every 2 weeks. He earns more per hour than what it would cost....

 

[actually]

I don't know the technicalities behind that page but if it's just going by peps in chat vs viewers it's bound to be inaccurate IMHO. As much as we all suspect Phil of botting (or being botted) there's a few things to keep in mind:

1) banned accounts still watching the stream. I doubt those count towards chat then.

2) freedom chat (CyTube) - it just embeds the video but doesn't log you into chat / doesn't require a Twitch acc.

3) people watching from a smart TV / console or without an account.

Don't get me wrong, Phil's attendance looks inflated at times. Just bringing up some points to consider

No doubt that explains the discrepancy. It was more the fact that it always seems to be 20%-25% that was strange. Probably just coincidental.

 

[neger psykolog]

What if this woman is like the nicest woman on earth and Phil Burnell becomes a better person because of her?

I wouldn't honestly be all that surprised. A lot of what a human says/does seems to relate to the company they keep and the right partner in crime always seems like an important thing.

Whether people love/hate Leanna and her relationship with DSP it was fairly likely that they were never a great match to begin with.

Even the most hated people around are not beyond getting pussywhipped hardcore:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Mugabe

It'd be fairly surprising to see him turn his attitude/life around at least a small amount. From the way he spoke recently when it came to some negative thing (I think it was after the tax saga) I posted that I thought it was him having had access to a therapist, it may just be that his new gf is actually trying to make him more positive.

For her sake, I hope he isn't a snorter

 

[neger psykolog]

Life tip:

He could have advertised the soap etc on Facebook marketplace, ebay or any other selling platform.
Even had the price for free and let them collect.

He could also pay a cleaner to come round every 2 weeks. He earns more per hour than what it would cost....

I think Leanna took all the usable product with her (which would explain why she was able to continue selling for a while). Whatever was left there was most likely useless. I assume she probably took all the usable equipment too.

Anyway, DSP's excuses are DSP's excuses. We already know that there's a city dump like 10 minutes away from his house and that'd it only cost $20-50 to dump her shit.

 

[Fallgout Boy]

What if this woman is like the nicest woman on earth and Phil Burnell becomes a better person because of her?

I firmly believe that Phil is irredeemable. Time and time again, he's shown himself to be completely incapable of admitting fault, always finding someone or something else to blame his problems on. It'd be like trying to convince a smoker to quit who doesn't believe in the health problems it causes.

If she really is nice, Phil is going to take advantage of her good nature until she:

• realizes she's made a huge mistake, gets fed up with being his mommy maid fleshy Realdoll, and leaves
• succumbs to Snortholm Syndrome and stays in the Salt Fort until someone calls CPS

 

[Ilscuro]

King Jez is worthless to DSP now.

 

[Adamska]

Phil's the type of slug who would cut out all of the good in his life if it allows him to continue to be a lazy and self-centered shit who can shove the blame on anyone but himself. This and his hermit period is why I'm assuming GF is not real, and if real has some real skellies in the closet.

Also if he's sounding better it's likely because he thinks his scheme of getting more money out of his gullible rube fanbase is gonna work, he's clearly been drinking more given that does smooth out his nastier features, and if GF is real then he's probably is in a honeymoon period. He'll find a way to fuck it up on his own, and then blame everything but the actual target: himself.

It's kind of why I think he needed a belt session more often than a wolverine toy.