Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Wilford Brimley]

She's going to "hand pick" the winner? So no random number generator where it picks a random comment? Watch it go to one of her sock accounts so she can spend the visa herself.

Or the comment that gives her the most asspats, which you're actually accurate, will be herself.

 

[Whatthefuck]

It actually makes more sense if you aren't familiar with the book and have no idea what she's talking about or the context in which she's using it. Like, once you know about what she's talking about, the dig falls apart. So an Ask Alice is the author of the book? Someone who's read it? I thought she meant like the author of a self-help column or something. Maybe that's right, and she actually hasn't read more than the cliffnotes for this seemingly hundred-page book.

She can consume everything before her, so long as it isn't written text. That shit just sits on the shelf next to her lettuce and journal of diet plans. But it's visible evidence of her verbosity, guise! For a writer, she probably goes to the gym more often than she goes to her book club.

Go Ask Alice was published as "Anonymous", but it was written by Beatrice Sparks, I believe.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Oh this is fucking ridiculous.

New vid is her and Becky doing early Valentine's. Why? So they can go out to eat...

 

[666EVE666]

"3. Why do you want to win this giveaway?"

.....uh, free money? What kind of question is that?

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

"3. Why do you want to win this giveaway?"

.....uh, free money? What kind of question is that?

I can't tell if she's rushing to get this giveaway out there just to say she actually did it, or she's just too stupid and lazy to think of better questions. I vote the latter, but lezbereal.... it's a combination of both.

I'm really not sure where this would go. But wouldn't you just randomly creating an IG account invite more "haters"? How would you weed them out? This girl is so dumb. How can she trust any new Instagram or or even YouTube accounts? She can't. She clearly did not think this thing through.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

@ihavent_ee_uhn That would require thinking.

Guess there's a first time for everything...

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

That would require thinking.

Guess there's a first time for everything...

Hah, how sad is that?

 

[wheelpower]

Jesus, her legs prob look something like this

 

[Nyoom frame]

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Jesus, her legs prob look something like this

What do you mean "Probably"?

 

[C3PBRO]

I'm really not sure where this would go. But wouldn't you just randomly creating an IG account invite more "haters"? How would you weed them out? This girl is so dumb. How can she trust any new Instagram or or even YouTube accounts? She can't. She clearly did not think this thing through.

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There's some truth to what the commenter said, as convoluted as the message is. Amber won't choose a total rando with a day-old instagram profile because the chance it's a hater is high. But that only leaves the asspat brigade from before this giveaway post, and if she chooses one of those, no matter who, there's gonna be favoritism salt.

Also whoever wins that gift card can look forward to spending it on advil and lozenges, cause that thing is coated with whatever malady of the day Amberlynn is carrying.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Theoretically, couldn't any random haydur enter the drawing? How would she be able to differentiate between an asspatter and a hater? Is she going to judge on appearance alone? I could pick any random comment's username and claim to be them and she wouldn't know any different.

 

[Nyoom frame]

Theoretically, couldn't any random haydur enter the drawing? How would she be able to differentiate between an asspatter and a hater? Is she going to judge on appearance alone? I could pick any random comment's username and claim to be them and she wouldn't know any different.

That's a good point. Some "hayder" can just make a new account, have her pick it, then after she sends that gift card or whatever, use that account to call her a fat bitch. It's not like she can get the card back, so the hayder wins in the end.

 

[497]

I guess the giveaway is to make her look good - like being charitable or all of the gifts she gives at Christmas. I don't think it's a good idea for her especially with what she considers throwing negativity. Anyone telling her to go to the doctor, get her cat fixed, asking about her weight loss are all negative to her. I don't see the point. She should just give it cxnt. She wouldn't have all of the subscribers if it wasn't for her.

 

[666EVE666]

Theoretically, couldn't any random haydur enter the drawing? How would she be able to differentiate between an asspatter and a hater? Is she going to judge on appearance alone? I could pick any random comment's username and claim to be them and she wouldn't know any different.

Lesbereal, she'll probably pick a familiar name that she usually sees sucking up to her.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Did she even say she would mention who she picks? We'll probably never know. (I think she's just gonna keep it for herself.) If she was smart, she would give it to hater, so that she could have their address.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Perfection.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Amber’s new intro has a misspelling. Instead of ‘subscribe’ it says ‘subsribe’. Amber did not misspell, it was a subscriber. She will be a great novelist.

 

[Foccacia]

I don't even question the fact that Amber has Dayquil on her "chili list", judging by her past hellish sodium concoctions

Amber’s new intro has a misspelling. Instead of ‘subscribe’ it says ‘subsribe’. Amber did not misspell, it was a subscriber. She will be a great novelist.

Honestly I hope that "subsriber" misspelled it on purpose, because that's exactly how Amy Slaton pronounces it. Amber would never know that it was malicious because she lacks the ability to use analytical thought

 

[Rotogravure]

I don't even question the fact that Amber has Dayquil on her "chili list", judging by her past hellish sodium concoctions

Well this is all I can think of now.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

I don't even question the fact that Amber has Dayquil on her "chili list", judging by her past hellish sodium concoctions

You mean "slop in a pot" day?

Honestly I hope that "subsriber" misspelled it on purpose, because that's exactly how Amy Slaton pronounces it. Amber would never know that it was malicious because she lacks the ability to use analytical thought

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