Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ricecake]

Because on the internet, it's impossible for some anonymous person to actually be a professional in one of those fields with legitimate advice. God she's a moron.

Or a functional adult.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Well you know she is a cardiologist herself and smarter and wiser than all other doctors and professionals. She “knows everything about nutrition” after all. She doesn’t need anyone giving her helpful suggestions.

She’s a twat.

Yes, all those health professionals are lazy, but she's not.

 

[Barbarella]

Ask Alice was a website for teens where one could ask questions about sex, drugs, whatever, and get an answer. It eventually just became a series of articles on those topics. Sometimes I still will see an Ask Alice signature at the bottom of an article that’s been incorporated into another health site.

Weird she knows this though.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Ask Alice was a website for teens where one could ask questions about sex, drugs, whatever, and get an answer. It eventually just became a series of articles on those topics. Sometimes I still will see an Ask Alice signature at the bottom of an article that’s been incorporated into another health site.
Weird she knows this though.

I don't think she does, I think she read the book Go Ask Alice (since she seems to prefer young adult novels) and got it confused with Dear Annie.

 

[JayBlue]

New video up and it’s 100% cringe

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Um, no, it wasn't a month.
Not even nearly.

 

[EH 110]

Um, no, it wasn't a month.
Not even nearly. View attachment 379230

Exactly. She had her first binge after 9 days and another one the following week. She also swore up and down that she wouldn't go to any restaurants in January, but she ate out several times during the last half of the month. Are we supposed to believe there will be no candy or alcohol on Valentine's Day?

 

[GORL]

New video up and it’s 100% cringe

I'm not seeing it. What's the title?

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I'm not seeing it. What's the title?

Same. Probably uploaded early by accident and immediately deleted.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

New video up and it’s 100% cringe

And 11:30ish is the ass crack of dawn for our gorl. She's still in bed.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Why the fuck is she wearing the same clothes during and after “working out”?

I would assume that if you don't break a sweat, there really is no point in changing clothes after a work out. And we all know our gorl came no where near sweating.

 

[formerfatcow]

I would assume that if you don't break a sweat, there really is no point in changing clothes after a work out. And we all know our gorl came no where near sweating.

Sorry to be vulgar but I'm pretty sure the folds in AL's fat are moist and sweaty pretty much any time of day, even when she's just sitting or sleeping.

 

[C3PBRO]

 

[formerfatcow]

She's going to "hand pick" the winner? So no random number generator where it picks a random comment? Watch it go to one of her sock accounts so she can spend the visa herself.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Amber says she's getting sick AGAIN! Well, maybe if she didn't touch every goddamn thing she sees like a 5 year old when she goes shopping, and maybe if she would wash her hands immediately after coming home from shopping (which it's an assumption that she doesn't, but I feel pretty safe with that assumption) she wouldn't be getting one sickness right after the other. Nasty, dirty girl.

Sorry to be vulgar but I'm pretty sure the folds in AL's fat are moist and sweaty pretty much any time of day, even when she's just sitting or sleeping.

Oh, fuck, girl, I wish I had the "horrifying" reaction for your comment!! What a visual, ugh

 

[jurassic bark]

lol what a jagoff

 

[DuckSucker]

I think she meant Dear Abbys.

She's a dipshit.

ahahahahahhaha what did she say? Did she say "Dear Arby's" or something?

 

[JayBlue]

Same. Probably uploaded early by accident and immediately deleted.

It was aboutvher going to the gym and it was posted this morning. It had 850 dislikes so she might have taken it down. I’ll look and let you know.

 

[JayBlue]

It’s still up. I think she is trying to milk the gym “work out” as much as she can. She’s the type of person who goes to the gym once and still acts like she goes all the time.

 

[DuckSucker]

Oh yes I'm familiar with the book, I just don't get the context in which Amber is using it in her tweet. Perhaps it's like a monster truck in the nightlife.

It actually makes more sense if you aren't familiar with the book and have no idea what she's talking about or the context in which she's using it. Like, once you know about what she's talking about, the dig falls apart. So an Ask Alice is the author of the book? Someone who's read it? I thought she meant like the author of a self-help column or something. Maybe that's right, and she actually hasn't read more than the cliffnotes for this seemingly hundred-page book.

She can consume everything before her, so long as it isn't written text. That shit just sits on the shelf next to her lettuce and journal of diet plans. But it's visible evidence of her verbosity, guise! For a writer, she probably goes to the gym more often than she goes to her book club.