Write a one-sentence shitpost

[AF 802]

I'll start.

Feets per minute is how fast Dan Schneider thinks about feet.

 

[Black Waltz]

Fuck you, nigger.

 

[LofaSofa]

AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAaaaaa, AAAAAAAAaaaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaa,AAAAAAA: AaaaA?

 

[NQ 952]

I measure penis size in seconds.

 

[Rand /pol/]

What is "shitpost"?

 

[OhGoy]

i want to die

 

[Ilovecum]

Reeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Draza]

Two genders.

 

[ES 148]

I took BTECs and failed.

 

[Un Platano]

Is Chris getting better?

 

[IV 445]

Good.

 

[Florence]

(x) is not a lolcow

 

[Army Burger]

Someone didn't flush the toilet.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Holy fuck, who burnt my garlic bread?

 

[jewelry investor]

my third eye hurts.

 

[Very Clever Nickname]

I hope you're ready for a unforgettable luncheon.

 

[CIA Nigger]

I'm fucking mad my mom threw out my Acer laptop with all my furry porn on it after skipping school again.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

*dabs on the haters*

 

[AF 802]

I hope you're ready for a unforgettable luncheon.

AURORA BOREALIS?!?!

 

[Pina Colada]

Dude, where's my car?