DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Adamska]

This is embarrassing. Its like listening to a 7 year old try to convince their parents they need to buy a new video game.

It's sadder; it's a near 40 year old man asking people young enough to be his children to do it for him using their own allowance money.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

I can't decide if he's REEEEing because it's true, or because it's so plausible that Twitch would get wind of it and want to boot him.

HE SAID HE PLAYED WITH A GAMEPAD ON PC AND KICKED ASS. Now you know he is lying.

With how little Phil knows about PC gaming this doesn't surprise me.

 

[neger psykolog]

This is embarrassing. Its like listening to a 7 year old try to convince their parents they need to buy them a new video game.

There's a better example:
"Its like listening to a 7 year old try to convince their parents they need to buy them a new Wolverine toy."

 

[PieceofShet]

"please do not just send me a tv, no no no"

 

[Fayt]

Does anyone know what happened to drgnkiller?

 

[DiabeticSP]

Phil is tired today because his laundry took him 4 hours.

 

[Draza]

Phil is tired today because his laundry took him 4 hours.

4 hours do to the laundry? What a loser.

 

[Adamska]

Phil is tired today because his laundry took him 4 hours.

I like that he had to include the time where you just load and forget as it washes/dries to make it sound more arduous than it really is.

Doubly so since this fucking NEET pretty much wears the same clothes days in a row, so a reasonable wash schedule should be pretty light load wise. Does he just wear all of his clothes and leave them on the floor before he does this shit?

 

[Keystone]

I like that he had to include the time where you just load and forget as it washes/dries to make it sound more arduous than it really is.

Doubly so since this fucking NEET pretty much wears the same clothes days in a row, so a reasonable wash schedule should be pretty light load wise. Does he just wear all of his clothes and leave them on the floor before he does this shit?

You can see how disgustingly stained all his clothes are, even when he has the little facecam box on the upper left of his screen. The only one that hides the filth and grime is his black begging t-shirt. So yes, most likely he just tosses them wherever.

 

[OneDaySon]

The fans at least have to see the narrative switching at this point right? "B-But Phil I thought you said there was genuine lag in these games and its that everyone else is just a paid shill from the FGC lying to you." He has this weird thing where he's willing to destroy his narratives to push whatever current narrative he has at the time, but he'll even destroy that narrative, even in the exact same day, to push another narrative at the time. He constantly shits on himself.

 

[xAnonAnonX]

The fans at least have to see the narrative switching at this point right? "B-But Phil I thought you said there was genuine lag in these games and its that everyone else is just a paid shill from the FGC lying to you." He has this weird thing where he's willing to destroy his narratives to push whatever current narrative he has at the time, but he'll even destroy that narrative, even in the exact same day, to push another narrative at the time. He constantly shits on himself.

lol, his fan ever understanding the changing narrative. If they did, do you really think they would give money in the first place, with how often his story changes on a daily basis?

 

[Fallgout Boy]

Prefacing this by saying never played overwatch before:

Wouldn't he need her password and 2FA or something because it would recognize her account being logged in from somewhere else?

If her Blizzard account is set to login automatically (which it is), he wouldn't need her password. And there's no way on this blasted hellscape of a planet that she's added 2FA to her account. That default Windows 10 background tells you everything you need to know about her computer behavior.

2. Phil's gf is DOG SHIT at Overwatch. Somehow, someway worse then he is. So bad, she get's placed with sub bronze, potato rank,competition regularly. (I know this because my younger brother occasionally plays these people too. They exist. They're THAT bad. It's hard to watch, much less believe.)

Exactly. If he joined a ranked match in potato tier, even Phil might actually have had a chance. They're the types of people you usually end up playing against in open betas, but somehow even worse.

 

[CabbageMan]

>TV lag

Is this really a thing? It can't be. So if he has her things in his stream house does that mean that she is on her way? I can't wait to see her.

It is, especially huge for fighting games. Somebody posted in the thread a few post back about how you can drop your combos by simply getting a few different frames of lag on a different television. Now, Phil blaming it for all of his problems? Obviously bull but it actually is a big thing for fighting games.

 

[Adamska]

It is, especially huge for fighting games. Somebody posted in the thread a few post back about how you can drop your combos by simply getting a few different frames of lag on a different television. Now, Phil blaming it for all of his problems? Obviously bull but it actually is a big thing for fighting games.

It's only big on tourney level play; otherwise you won't care. Add that to the demonstrable fact that Phil hasn't waddled to one of those in like a decade and there is no excuse.

 

[CabbageMan]

It's only big on tourney level play; otherwise you won't care. Add that to the demonstrable fact that Phil hasn't waddled to one of those in like a decade and there is no excuse.

I play 3S and have since 1999. It still matters a great deal. There's a definite feeling of disconnect on those older games that makes it difficult to adjust to on modern laggy TVs.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil chose to fight a 46 year-old and is losing to him at the moment because he has no stamina and couldnot blahk, he also wishes he is 185lb, the only accurate simulation of his character is the neck as he has none due to fat accumulation

subcount dipps below 500 now

 

[Aurelian]

Phil chose to fight a 46 year-old and is losing to him at the moment because he has no stamina and couldnot blahk, he also wishes he is 185lb, the only accurate simulation of his character is the neck as he has none due to fat accumulation

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Jesus christ his head is huge. Did he at least comment jokingly about how ridiculous that looks. Literally Destiny tier proportions.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Does anyone know what happened to drgnkiller?

Drgnkiller wiped his account sometime last year without telling anyone, then came back less then 24 hours later. It is up for debate why he did this, but until it comes out he was banned/suspended it may have been nothing.

 

[OneDaySon]

Drgnkiller wiped his account sometime last year without telling anyone, then came back less then 24 hours later. It is up for debate why he did this, but until it comes out he was banned/suspended it may have been nothing.

DSP fanboys usually get him suspended so that is probably what happened again. He usually comes back a week or so later. Happens a few times a year.

 

[Surly Muppet]

"I'm not going to start a fund, it's very simple. I'm not going to start a fund, you wanna know why? Because quite frankly, alright... better use of the funds would be to save whatever I make right now to pay my taxes in April. 'Cause I know it's coming. I know, impending, I'm going to get... my tax attorney is going to say 'Phil you owe BOOM, this many thousands of dollars come April. And it's either going to be... WELL good thing I made some extra money in the past few months here on Twitch and now I have some of it to put towards it, or it's gonna be OH SHIT, I don't have NEARLY enough money to PAY WHAT I OWE. What am I gonna do.' And I've already been telling you guys about this for the past couple of months, I'm kind of expecting that I might have to do another kind of fund raising drive come March and April in order to be able to afford this big, big lump tax payment that I'm gonna owe in April. Now the good news is then moving forward, I'll know what my payments are for the rest of the year. So at least in that regard I'll be able to try- I'll have to make this much in this amount of time. But the problem is right now I have no idea. And in addition to all of that, supposedly in late March or early April, I'm supposed to find out about all those back taxes that I owe here in the state of Washington, and find out how much THAT is too. So we're talking Taxapalooza." - Feb 11, 2018

Documented here for posterity and autism, what with Drgnkillr dead, Phil's full statement about the current tax situation after begging for people to totally not send a TV.
This, of course, makes absolutely no sense. Now the tax 'attorney' is going to drop the bombshell on him about the regular taxes that he owes, AND the back taxes that he owes, which Phil still doesn't know anything about. This confirms that the taxes he paid in January were literally just his regular taxes, I guess? So he hasn't used that extra money for anything yet. Other than to move the soulmaid I guess.

It feels like he is muddling all of these issues together, probably because the lies are now too much to juggle for his potato brain, what with all the TV specs in there too, so he's just calling it quits and saying April is gonna be turbo begging season for all of it at once.

Also, great quote. "Sometimes people send stuff and I'm not here to collect it." Really Phil? Where are you? Nahh, you just won't answer the door because the hatchet isn't enough to protect you from Fred in a gardener uniform.