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He really should just change his moniker to "Least Real Dude on the Internet":
  1. He intentionally pretends at random times he does not read screen chat for spoilers for no valuable reason at all.
  2. He acts like a clown, waving his arms and making constipated faces for the first few videos before the game begins kicking his ass, thus pissing him off and making the 'act' real.
  3. He surreptitiously changes difficulties when frustrated and rationalizes it because he is compelled to protect his unhealthy and malignant ego.
  4. He refuses to own up to the fact he rage quits at least once a month.
  5. He constantly needs to guilt people who are young enough to be his kids for money despite having around 90k/yr earnings.
  6. He tries pretending he cares about this as a job despite how blatant he is about quitting games when he doesn't get over 1k per play through from his sex-pervert hick fanbase.
  7. He desperately tries fronting this tough guy macho persona, despite video evidence from his ex that he still fucking uploaded anyway proving he's a nebbish chickenshit when he's not aware of the camera. This is backed up by how he only talks shit when he has control, proving that he is a complete pussy.
  8. He pretends he isn't in the closet despite mostly talking about himself getting fucked, how he likes to mainly grapple and play as big sweaty men, and remaining more mad at John Rambo than his ex for the most part.
 
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Clop said:
Come to think of it, any wrestling game I've seen Phil play, he's always gone for pins and submissions. Not experimenting like most streamers and even regular players do to keep things interesting.

Now that I think about why that is, wouldn't the obvious answer be: "It's quicker so he doesn't have to play as long to get this shit over with?"
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It's probably because it's safe, no counter moves or something. (do not play those kind of games) Remember, since phil started streaming and even a bit before that phil has used the patented turtletm strategies for any game he plays. (and still sucking and fucking up royalty)
 
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If Phil can cheese, he'll cheese. Remember when he ridiculed that guy for cheesing his way to the next level in Zombies so Phil would revive? Back then that was "Not fun for the viewers." Now think about all of the boring ass shit he has done just to get past the current stage. PUBG? Sit in one place until everyone dies. UFC? Constantly try to submit the guy on the easiest setting. UFC isn't even a hard game. Stick the other guy with small quick shots, go big when they are open. Block when you're not swinging. Wear them down and submit them or just knock them out.
 
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"There's nothing you can do... this has nothing to do with the gameplay against the computer... there's no defence gameplay yet he blocks everything every time!"

Why do people pay money for this inane word salad commentary, never mind the abhorrent gameplay. Had to turn the stream off within a minute after watching him get destroyed and blaming the game for it, whining about how the "game doesn't teach you anything".

Although watching this fat, cowardly tub of shit try to explain why the game doesn't reflect what a real fight is like is hilarious.
 
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Adamska said:
  • He refuses to own up to the fact he rage quits at least once a month.
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I always find this the most ridiculous thing he does. Why does he even bother denying he rage quits when fucking everyone has seen him do it repeatedly?
 
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Phillip just went online and lost terribly because he cant cheese the game like he did wth the easy AI by spamming takedowns

And his opponent blocked his takedowns everytime but the one time Phil was grabbed he got takedowned, so now he raged and saying the game sux and he did nothing wrong, and that there's nothing he can do, and that the game did not teach him how to block takedowns offline, but look at this pathetic stats that show us everything:

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AnOminous said:
I always find this the most ridiculous thing he does. Why does he even bother denying he rage quits when fucking everyone has seen him do it repeatedly?
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It's his usual semantics shit that he pulls. DSP very specifically defines ragequitting as quitting a 1 v 1 online ranked match by disconnecting his internet or some other way that means his opponent doesn't get the ranking points. Using these very specific parameters DSP almost never ragequits, and anyone who says he does is literally SLANDERING him, dood!

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He's going back to career because it's "The mode he knows how to play." Even though he literally just went to the tutorial mode after bitching about now knowing how to do stuff. He bitched at the viewers for not telling him "THe online is completely different from career mode. You guys are assholes." And he still skips tutorial.
 
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That-Guy-Tray said:
this is great, not a single person defending phil right now when he complains
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The chat waited all day through him cheesing the ai with guillotines to watch some actual gameplay and he quits after 2 matches because he cant just spam guillotines and win.

Blames the game for not teaching him.

He's now blaming the fans for asking him to play online. Fucking idiots. He's going back to career mode.
 
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