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N0thingICanDo said:
Phil chose to fight a 46 year-old and is losing to him at the moment because he has no stamina and couldnot blahk, he also wishes he is 185lb, the only accurate simulation of his character is the neck as he has none due to fat accumulation

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Everytime I see his UFC abomination posted somewhere I cant help but think of this

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xAnonAnonX said:
lol, his fan ever understanding the changing narrative. If they did, do you really think they would give money in the first place, with how often his story changes on a daily basis?
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Some of them probably can't even keep up with it. He flip-flops and changes stories so often, a lot of the fans most likely just go with the flow, accepting the newest narrative as "the truth" and that if they can recall a different version, it's just that they heard it wrong. It's why Phil can so easily say to them "I never said that!/You're lying!/That's FACTUALLY incorrect!".
 
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I love how he thinks a $300 TV is going to be future proof. It's also great how he currently has nothing capable of outputting 4k.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
"I'm not going to start a fund, it's very simple. I'm not going to start a fund, you wanna know why? Because quite frankly, alright... better use of the funds would be to save whatever I make right now to pay my taxes in April. 'Cause I know it's coming. I know, impending, I'm going to get... my tax attorney is going to say 'Phil you owe BOOM, this many thousands of dollars come April. And it's either going to be... WELL good thing I made some extra money in the past few months here on Twitch and now I have some of it to put towards it, or it's gonna be OH SHIT, I don't have NEARLY enough money to PAY WHAT I OWE. What am I gonna do.' And I've already been telling you guys about this for the past couple of months, I'm kind of expecting that I might have to do another kind of fund raising drive come March and April in order to be able to afford this big, big lump tax payment that I'm gonna owe in April. Now the good news is then moving forward, I'll know what my payments are for the rest of the year. So at least in that regard I'll be able to try- I'll have to make this much in this amount of time. But the problem is right now I have no idea. And in addition to all of that, supposedly in late March or early April, I'm supposed to find out about all those back taxes that I owe here in the state of Washington, and find out how much THAT is too. So we're talking Taxapalooza." - Feb 11, 2018

Documented here for posterity and autism, what with Drgnkillr dead, Phil's full statement about the current tax situation after begging for people to totally not send a TV.
This, of course, makes absolutely no sense. Now the tax 'attorney' is going to drop the bombshell on him about the regular taxes that he owes, AND the back taxes that he owes, which Phil still doesn't know anything about. This confirms that the taxes he paid in January were literally just his regular taxes, I guess? So he hasn't used that extra money for anything yet. Other than to move the soulmaid I guess.

It feels like he is muddling all of these issues together, probably because the lies are now too much to juggle for his potato brain, what with all the TV specs in there too, so he's just calling it quits and saying April is gonna be turbo begging season for all of it at once.

Also, great quote. "Sometimes people send stuff and I'm not here to collect it." Really Phil? Where are you? Nahh, you just won't answer the door because the hatchet isn't enough to protect you from Fred in a gardener uniform.
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The state taxes was kind of at least a semi-understandable situation, but motherfucker, you know about your federal taxes already. There's no fucking excuse.

Don't fly your girlfriend around the country and buy 4K TVs you idiot.
 
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His TV revelation is incredible, all to dodge admitting he sucks but in the end it just makes him look so much worse if this is the "truth" as he has spent how many years bitching out game companies, reviews, other youtubers, random people, and his own fans during his screaming fits about how "I don't suck it's the fucking shitty laggy game and anyone who likes this game is a know nothing idiot fucking child who just sucks INSERT GAME COMPANY HERE's ass ack ack ack ack."
 
Today in professional streamer: Phil does nothing but cheese the same submission over and over while his chat riots about how boring it is and he wants to go online.
 
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Fayt said:
Does anyone know what happened to drgnkiller?
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He's gone down and up a few times for no reason and with no explanation from him or any one else before afaik. That or he's fallen afoul of the new ultrananny state antibullying rules the major websites are starting to roll out. If its the latter he's dumb if he hasn't come up with a contingency plan after all this time and with all those other close calls.
 
SoGoose said:
Tells people the continuous monetary support he's getting is just to stay afloat, yet he is shopping around for a 4ktv. Really makes me think. :thinking:
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I can't tell you how he got away with crying poor all these months while simultaneously admitting to flying his bitch out for multiple dates. Presumably paying both ways each time!

Adamska said:
I just find it lulzy that Phil still refuses to get a new router despite that shit not really costing much at all. It makes no sense for him to not bother and it'd be the first thing I'd do if I realized my net was lagging out shit.

Methinks it's because he can use the TV for movies and netflix, the only stuff that prevents him from likely necking himself.
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As I understand it, Phil's serious business internet connection is optimized for bandwidth, NOT ping. So he can spam his shitty videos in virtually no time, and have hassle-free Netflix and web browsing etc. But any problems with online multiplayer video games would be the same you or I had.

Would be interesting to see what he thinks of that theory. Since the implications are that some Comcast customer service rep took/is taking him for a ride, telling him the vidya-only connection is a good fit.

Surly Muppet said:
Also, great quote. "Sometimes people send stuff and I'm not here to collect it."
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Sometimes he's out buying games, and sometimes he might still be sleeping. No, really.

Relevant timestamp is at 3:14 - 4:17, but this really is solid gold DSP. An enlightening video from start to finish.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
"I'm not going to start a fund, it's very simple. I'm not going to start a fund, you wanna know why? Because quite frankly, alright... better use of the funds would be to save whatever I make right now to pay my taxes in April. 'Cause I know it's coming. I know, impending, I'm going to get... my tax attorney is going to say 'Phil you owe BOOM, this many thousands of dollars come April. And it's either going to be... WELL good thing I made some extra money in the past few months here on Twitch and now I have some of it to put towards it, or it's gonna be OH SHIT, I don't have NEARLY enough money to PAY WHAT I OWE. What am I gonna do.' And I've already been telling you guys about this for the past couple of months, I'm kind of expecting that I might have to do another kind of fund raising drive come March and April in order to be able to afford this big, big lump tax payment that I'm gonna owe in April. Now the good news is then moving forward, I'll know what my payments are for the rest of the year. So at least in that regard I'll be able to try- I'll have to make this much in this amount of time. But the problem is right now I have no idea. And in addition to all of that, supposedly in late March or early April, I'm supposed to find out about all those back taxes that I owe here in the state of Washington, and find out how much THAT is too. So we're talking Taxapalooza." - Feb 11, 2018

Documented here for posterity and autism, what with Drgnkillr dead, Phil's full statement about the current tax situation after begging for people to totally not send a TV.
This, of course, makes absolutely no sense. Now the tax 'attorney' is going to drop the bombshell on him about the regular taxes that he owes, AND the back taxes that he owes, which Phil still doesn't know anything about. This confirms that the taxes he paid in January were literally just his regular taxes, I guess? So he hasn't used that extra money for anything yet. Other than to move the soulmaid I guess.

It feels like he is muddling all of these issues together, probably because the lies are now too much to juggle for his potato brain, what with all the TV specs in there too, so he's just calling it quits and saying April is gonna be turbo begging season for all of it at once.

Also, great quote. "Sometimes people send stuff and I'm not here to collect it." Really Phil? Where are you? Nahh, you just won't answer the door because the hatchet isn't enough to protect you from Fred in a gardener uniform.
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I have got to hand it to the guy. "Six months to calculate a tax liability, so not out of the woods." That takes balls to lob a falsehood of that size. And I swear he mentioned some time ago that the payment was made, yet here we are and things are still muddled. And is this the tax attorney he was dragging through the dirt for months about "screwing him. . .?"

Just amazing.
 
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It used to be like whenever Phil says:

"No lie here I'm in trouble guys"
"This is god on its truth I need your help"
"No exaggeration I need that money"

I just want to slap his face, but now I just hope DSP goes to hell sooner than later, and I'm not even religious....

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This 4ktv part2 saga is already ridicolous, but just think about it.

He could have just buy the 4ktv and make excuses later... instead of this, he went for the begging route and came up with such a stupid excuse/reason, that questions like 8 years of complaining. 8 years of excuses about lag... maybe the game was not that bad and it was all because he was an idiot? Who knows?
 
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PieceofShet said:
This 4ktv part2 saga is already ridicolous
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You know what part 3 will be right?

"oh my god guys! the notorious cyberhacking group "the falcon" just hacked into my cable modem and broke my tv! they also stole my girlfriend! new sub goal! 500 subs and i get a $6000 4k tv"
 
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Phil has won 7 or 8 fights in a row by spamming submissions and his chat is actively mocking him.

I think he's stopped looking at the chat entirely because for once in his life he's having fun.

Edit: in totally unrelated news he's below 500 subs now.
 
So how much will Phil make for the next fundraiser ? He has to be thinking , well Dr. Disrespect made this amount of money. I can use my situation and how my GF just moved in , and unless I get this ...our lives will be ruined !
 
Come to think of it, any wrestling game I've seen Phil play, he's always gone for pins and submissions. Not experimenting like most streamers and even regular players do to keep things interesting.

Now that I think about why that is, wouldn't the obvious answer be: "It's quicker so he doesn't have to play as long to get this shit over with?"
 
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