DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[FapCupFanta]

Did someone get a snip of his outburst from today? Curious to see how much he lashed out at his own fans.

 

[Phalanx]

I was watching but not recording but shit the chat destroyed him it was mostly subs and regulars but he did not escape from this well.

I am noticing something now especially throughout January to now - his fans are starting to turn on him and calling him out. Its interesting but there is clearly a list leading to this

• The December begathon - While we do not know why Phil did this but personally I am not buying his tax story since through January he kept changing it. From "I can now pay my backtaxes" to "I can pay my backtaxes from some of 2017 but the final some I do not know" Utterly destroys his prior claim. Plus the soulmaid moving in well announced as DLC a few days later is suspect as hell. A lot in chat noticed his slip of word too.
• The Vidar Scenario - Obv Phil's bias treatment of him when a lot of people wanted him gone for years pissed off a lot of people in a move purely to save face.
• The Soulmaid - Since Soulmaid was announced for release people largely have began mocking Phil over her.
• Sponsorship - Phil looked like a tit and just shown how money grubbing he is.
• His aggression to his viewers is utterly disgusting and Twitch is honestly going to go heavy on him and Phil needs to realise Twitch are pretty heavy on their rules now and once he loses twitch he loses everything as his youtube does not cover much.

Whilst Phil is a resilient fucker with the amount of lives equal to a god of cats. The clock is ticking and if he thought losing machinima was bad.

 

[PedoPhil]

Damage control in full force


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Just because he sux and too lazy to go to tutorial mode to learn the game, the game is horrendous, go figure

he is so fkin weak he just cannot play anything that is not an AI
because he'd get wrecked

 

[Drip Feed]

Great now he has no excuse to NOT go back to the FGC, since this whoooooooole time it was the tv lag doooood, just buy him a new U4K TV so he can become rank 1 at evo.

He's an actual retard:

• explains about why he needs a new tv like how a kid tells a parent how he needs that "New toy".
• Then explains how he played Overwatch on his girlfriends wireless internet PC setup.
• Says he was soooo good and was side stepping attacks while shooting healers and tanks etc.
• Says he "put the controller down and realised it was the TV all alone"
• Continues to talk about how his old TV hasnt got "stats" but he just KNOWS his supposedly 2009 tv has some fucking imaginary lag.
• Says if he gets a new TV it HAS to be 4K.
• "Not to say i'd be capturing in 4k" <<<whats the point if its only for himself to enjoy (because this is not a necessity).
• He's been looking at the "higher ranged" $1000 Tvs but wont do that because obviously taxes lol.
• He's going around the midrange not to blow the bank ofcourse, one with a response time that HAS to be lower 20ms response time.

So all in all this just comes down to phil being a retarded old man consumor that thinks he needs the best, he will get this tv becuase the fans need him to have this tv, he wants a 4K TV but isnt going to use the functions the 4K has, such as 4K movie or 4K game recordings, so he wants to shell out a load of money so HE can "enjoy" himself.



Also you dont use a fucking controller on pc Ovewatch, you wouldn't get the "skill" hes describing, hes specifically says controller, thats giving yourself the biggest handicap possible, also saying he 100% wont have the money to pay more back-taxes and WILL need a fundraiser, hes a money sink, nobody knows wtf hes spending it on aside from his girlfriend.


The kicker: "please dont send me a TV please dont"

Spoiler: Video inquestion

 

[xAnonAnonX]

• Then explains how he played Overwatch on his girlfriends wireless internet PC setup.

• Says he was soooo good and was side stepping attacks while shooting healers and tanks etc.

this is of course just bs even if he did play. (which probably would not happen, as blizzard likes to sperg out when you use any other internet connection) It's just your normal ego stroking burnell, and in this case a twofer as he can claim it's the tv's problem as well. The real reason why he was on her pc was to check if she was not cheating on him already.

 

[This+]

He could just get a gaming monitor with a high refresh rate and hook it up to his consoles via HDMI. It would be much cheaper than a 4k TV.

 

[Freshtodeath]

He could just get a gaming monitor with a high refresh rate and hook it up to his consoles via HDMI. It would be much cheaper than a 4k TV.

yeah I believe he said he doesn't use office for anything but gaming so a 4k tv would be pointless. He's not watching Blue rays in the office.

 

[Adamska]

He could just get a gaming monitor with a high refresh rate and hook it up to his consoles via HDMI. It would be much cheaper than a 4k TV.

But then he couldn't enjoy binge watching Netflix on a 55'' 4k TV, err, playing games lag free. This is clearly not an attempt to bilk his fans out of money for a luxury good he doesn't need that he can then attempt to write off his taxes because what the guvment don't know about where he watches his shows won't hurt them.

Because you know he probably lies about where he watches his shit in favor of his best TV or whatever.

 

[Freshtodeath]

His plan is probably to get the new 4k tv for the office so his GF can have his current tv in her office.

 

[Viktor]

I kinda wonder how Phil is planning to survive the new draconian community guidelines of Twitch, will he try to become FakeSydePhil forever? Chances are he wouldn't be able to keep up the act and he'd trip sooner or later.

 

[Sparkletor]

...he doesn't use office for anything but gaming...

and masturbating

 

[Surly Muppet]

So Phil was just talking about not knowing where money goes when you donate to other streamers, but you do when it's him. See, because he told us up front that his goals were to pay his taxes and to have his girlfriend move in and we can see that he's done that. And everyone knew that and were really supportive at the end of 2017, and that's exactly what he did.

First, this is hilarious because he skirts around the issue that we have no way of knowing that the taxes were paid (especially because he said early today he, in fact, has not paid those taxes yet). But it's also an important narrative tweak, because while Phil did loosely mention that the soulmaid would like to move in at some point in the future, he was very specific that the fundraiser was to #savethehouse. Now Phil is trying to make it sound like he had said this his intent before the fundraiser and that people intentionally gave him money knowing that it was going to pay for her to move in. Low key confirmed that this is probably where most of that money went.

Out of curiosity, what are people thinking? First picture of the soulmaid...
1. After a bit of time at home, maybe not until the 14th for the traditional V-Day reveal
2. Tomorrow, late day. Settle in a little first, then stage the shoot
3. At the airport, taken right when she arrives, then uploaded while she drives them to the Gout Dungeon (because you know Phil is done with that chore now)

EDIT: Phil just announced he will not make it to 90 or 100 because he has 'health issues he does not really talk about' that apparently rule that out. After Taxapalooza, I guess we're going to get AIDSfest.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Phil is unable to accept that. He could have had some laughs and was like...holy crap I got beaten bad. I gotta get better. Did more matches and laughed it off

I know it's not the most interesting or objective topic during this time, but: When was the last time he laughed genuinely? I noticed this so much in TIHYDPs (as said, not very objective because they can cut whatever they want). Nowadays he only laughs at the cost of something or someone or too boost his ego. So I can't tell when he has genuine fun because everything sounds like mocking, and maybe it is. Sure, some laughs need context. But Phil basically explains every time why he laughs and it's 99,9% of the time for idiotic reasons.

Of course his stupid laughs won't help. His ACK ACK ACK ACK and Wuhuhuhuhu. Is this real laugh? I mean, yes some people have stupid laughs. So this won't help to identify when he is genuine. If he is anyway; I doubt it.

 

[samovski]

He's gotta go, this is literally you're last chance to talk to him.

Proceeds to only talk to people who cheer or donate.

Fuck the casual fan who just wants to shoot the shit I guess.

He actually purposely ignored people who were talking to him simply because they didn't pay.

 

[actually]

Might be instructive to have some stats for the month of February up to Phil's muh girlfriend break:

Unique cheerers: 233
Total cheers: 3641
Final bit total is: $ 1298.79
Average cheer: $ 0.36
Subs: 117 (113@$4.99, 3@$9.99, 1@$24.99, 12 gifted)
Final sub total is: $ 300.00
Unique tippers: 0
Final tip total is: $ 0.00
Live pet total is: $ 0.00
Total money is: $ 1598.79

The lack of gifted subs is why Phil's total sub count is down so much. He had...85 or so last month? Compare with just 12 this time. Detailed stats below:

Spoiler: Subs by Tier; Gift Sub Recipients Marked with ***

# of gifted subs = 12
# of 4.99 subs = 113 by ['mr_bibleexpert420', 'sararock5', 'amplitory2', 'chairmancaleb', 'boa_hancock', 'ndo103', 'techiehead100', 'shadysands89', 'sanvilla93', 'blooyripper150', 'orionrogue', 'aftermath747', 'adhezive_duck', 'thatindieglo', 'yaboybob', 'katexo234***', 'lordcoldfire', 'solid_fantasy', 'bentboxer', 'skyfell122', 'lpmori97', 'fixbayonet', 'lycifersoul', 'buzzfizz32', 'cyberelc', 'gargos15', 'shialabutt_', 'gargos15', 'kingdismay', 'dankwhistler', 'cl1mmons', 'kodykarls', 'rmlordy', 'a7x_nightmare', 'guitarplayer1939', 'steveofhouse', 'flybeast', 'kovorus***', 'robtheking7', 'infinite_55', 'markrodriguez09***', 'theloudestfart', 'psychojo3', 'segregate', 'abigailreifinger', 'lynnie9000***', 'huntingowlgames***', 'xlegacy214', 'archvillianiii', 'daggerborn81', 'rossprey', 'nolbert87', 'kornchi', 'ditht1', 'darkviking159', 'bagwellplays', 'nightqueen', 'drdisrespectlive***', 'flinesse', 'jaddf', 'guccithejacuzzi', 'pikatits', 'popsicolo', 'badshark90', 'zain_a7', 'pwnage_101', 'anonysaurusrex', 'yolodopper', 'failystone', 'winter_wolfy', 'bowlofbran', 'dantelabrie', 'thevietnamesecomrade***', 'certifiedpizzaman', 'cipher710', 'yusuke14k', 'commanderashton', 'rinkdude', 'hastad***', 'kingofhypocrisy***', 'firesakura', 'kushiyakitori***', 'georgetdawson', 'itmegaming', 'puffycombs74***', 'haseox4', 'thesaurusboy', 'jicherty***', 'joker796', 'johngaltwho', 'kekon3', 'acestryker92', 'jv5_guy', 'noscopecirno', 'acebest', 'matrixman92', 'brown13119', 'oldmannutcakez', 'conan_the_barbarian', 'etaberkris', 'markmccauley', 'tonyloki', 'alockee', 'captcaveman4201', 'minkiraj', 'sorasatoshi', 'octoa', 'pissingdemon', 'katastrophe', 'boompoe', 'rogueben23', 'gogeta_84', 'taniaraven']
# of 9.99 subs = 3 by ['straightcashhomie29', 'two_bar_king', 'retrocerverus']
# of 24.99 subs = 1 by ['madmidget95']

Spoiler: Sub Gifters

sir__noble gave 3 $4.99 subs.
thatanonyraccoon gave 2 $4.99 subs.
bagwellplays gave 1 $4.99 subs.
anonysaurusrex gave 1 $4.99 subs.
jaybeck35 gave 1 $4.99 subs.
eternia_forever gave 1 $4.99 subs.
bethesaurosrex gave 1 $4.99 subs.
philishusbando gave 1 $4.99 subs.
rinkdude gave 1 $4.99 subs.

Spoiler: Cheers (number and totals) -- LONG

thespiccoli cheered [23] times: $86.59 (avg. cheer of $3.76; 6.67% of total)
infinite_55 cheered [66] times: $79.95 (avg. cheer of $1.21; 6.16% of total)
eternia_forever cheered [52] times: $66.50 (avg. cheer of $1.28; 5.12% of total)
deepdrive3254 cheered [4] times: $60.00 (avg. cheer of $15.00; 4.62% of total)
markmccauley cheered [58] times: $43.15 (avg. cheer of $0.74; 3.32% of total)
weaponjay cheered [16] times: $41.00 (avg. cheer of $2.56; 3.16% of total)
janneysaurusrex cheered [72] times: $39.37 (avg. cheer of $0.55; 3.03% of total)
jannedaarc135 cheered [26] times: $37.37 (avg. cheer of $1.44; 2.88% of total)
rinkdude cheered [15] times: $35.00 (avg. cheer of $2.33; 2.69% of total)
puffycombs74 cheered [58] times: $30.50 (avg. cheer of $0.53; 2.35% of total)
conan_the_barbarian cheered [73] times: $29.25 (avg. cheer of $0.40; 2.25% of total)
theravenger01 cheered [9] times: $25.00 (avg. cheer of $2.78; 1.92% of total)
yusuke14k cheered [3] times: $25.00 (avg. cheer of $8.33; 1.92% of total)
battleduck9000 cheered [14] times: $25.00 (avg. cheer of $1.79; 1.92% of total)
straightcashhomie29 cheered [17] times: $20.50 (avg. cheer of $1.21; 1.58% of total)
savagebeast7097 cheered [5] times: $17.55 (avg. cheer of $3.51; 1.35% of total)
seafoodandbutter cheered [6] times: $16.75 (avg. cheer of $2.79; 1.29% of total)
mrpapaveraceae cheered [66] times: $16.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 1.27% of total)
zombiepotatosalad cheered [2] times: $16.00 (avg. cheer of $8.00; 1.23% of total)
bigboydumper cheered [61] times: $15.90 (avg. cheer of $0.26; 1.22% of total)
bausleyfred cheered [61] times: $15.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 1.19% of total)
snackplasskin cheered [3] times: $15.50 (avg. cheer of $5.17; 1.19% of total)
jack_spartacus cheered [11] times: $15.00 (avg. cheer of $1.36; 1.15% of total)
sir__noble cheered [5] times: $15.00 (avg. cheer of $3.00; 1.15% of total)
mrswagginz cheered [51] times: $15.00 (avg. cheer of $0.29; 1.15% of total)
mujtaba12321 cheered [1] times: $15.00 (avg. cheer of $15.00; 1.15% of total)
papalou cheered [57] times: $14.75 (avg. cheer of $0.26; 1.14% of total)
koolaaa116 cheered [6] times: $13.75 (avg. cheer of $2.29; 1.06% of total)
atlastelamon9 cheered [38] times: $13.15 (avg. cheer of $0.35; 1.01% of total)
mausalus9 cheered [43] times: $11.95 (avg. cheer of $0.28; 0.92% of total)
ratchefan12 cheered [14] times: $11.50 (avg. cheer of $0.82; 0.89% of total)
goldencolts cheered [32] times: $10.24 (avg. cheer of $0.32; 0.79% of total)
daddynick901 cheered [15] times: $10.00 (avg. cheer of $0.67; 0.77% of total)
harmless_tiger cheered [1] times: $10.00 (avg. cheer of $10.00; 0.77% of total)
daggerborn81 cheered [14] times: $10.00 (avg. cheer of $0.71; 0.77% of total)
novo67 cheered [1] times: $10.00 (avg. cheer of $10.00; 0.77% of total)
concretecasket cheered [11] times: $9.69 (avg. cheer of $0.88; 0.75% of total)
sidella434 cheered [26] times: $9.20 (avg. cheer of $0.35; 0.71% of total)
dooley258 cheered [2] times: $9.00 (avg. cheer of $4.50; 0.69% of total)
anonysaurusrex cheered [23] times: $8.80 (avg. cheer of $0.38; 0.68% of total)
darkpoe777 cheered [34] times: $8.80 (avg. cheer of $0.26; 0.68% of total)
acebest cheered [10] times: $8.41 (avg. cheer of $0.84; 0.65% of total)
gezora1999999999999999999 cheered [31] times: $7.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.60% of total)
ravecomic cheered [27] times: $7.60 (avg. cheer of $0.28; 0.59% of total)
sgt_woomy cheered [28] times: $7.20 (avg. cheer of $0.26; 0.55% of total)
astrojetboy cheered [28] times: $7.10 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.55% of total)
angelus72 cheered [4] times: $6.74 (avg. cheer of $1.69; 0.52% of total)
captcaveman4201 cheered [13] times: $6.05 (avg. cheer of $0.47; 0.47% of total)
mr_bibleexpert420 cheered [5] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $1.20; 0.46% of total)
jaybeck35 cheered [3] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $2.00; 0.46% of total)
insomniaticmeat cheered [6] times: $5.70 (avg. cheer of $0.95; 0.44% of total)
gokai_blue cheered [2] times: $5.30 (avg. cheer of $2.65; 0.41% of total)
44kpanda cheered [19] times: $5.30 (avg. cheer of $0.28; 0.41% of total)
itmegaming cheered [7] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $0.71; 0.38% of total)
rogueben23 cheered [5] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.38% of total)
qu4ck_ cheered [3] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $1.67; 0.38% of total)
otakubloodelite cheered [1] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $5.00; 0.38% of total)
whycantweebefriends cheered [18] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $0.28; 0.38% of total)
smartweirdo95 cheered [1] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $5.00; 0.38% of total)
airhead793d2jsp cheered [20] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.38% of total)
theasianentrepreneur cheered [19] times: $4.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.37% of total)
greggygg cheered [19] times: $4.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.37% of total)
lenojp cheered [8] times: $4.50 (avg. cheer of $0.56; 0.35% of total)
extracheeez cheered [5] times: $4.50 (avg. cheer of $0.90; 0.35% of total)
bagwellplays cheered [7] times: $4.10 (avg. cheer of $0.59; 0.32% of total)
buzzy616 cheered [1] times: $4.00 (avg. cheer of $4.00; 0.31% of total)
tantamounter cheered [5] times: $4.00 (avg. cheer of $0.80; 0.31% of total)
yolodopper cheered [16] times: $4.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.31% of total)
sofiarayne cheered [2] times: $3.90 (avg. cheer of $1.95; 0.30% of total)
crystallaser cheered [9] times: $3.75 (avg. cheer of $0.42; 0.29% of total)
taniaraven cheered [4] times: $3.50 (avg. cheer of $0.88; 0.27% of total)
theloudestfart cheered [8] times: $3.50 (avg. cheer of $0.44; 0.27% of total)
mckenzie9 cheered [13] times: $3.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.25% of total)
jkramer1331 cheered [13] times: $3.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.25% of total)
kovorus cheered [12] times: $3.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.23% of total)
ddd19 cheered [3] times: $3.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.23% of total)
shaokonartist87 cheered [1] times: $3.00 (avg. cheer of $3.00; 0.23% of total)
tokyotrump cheered [12] times: $3.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.23% of total)
coralguy cheered [11] times: $2.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.21% of total)
octoa cheered [7] times: $2.50 (avg. cheer of $0.36; 0.19% of total)
mrgoodygood cheered [6] times: $2.50 (avg. cheer of $0.42; 0.19% of total)
kingofhypocrisy cheered [10] times: $2.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.19% of total)
rossprey cheered [2] times: $2.45 (avg. cheer of $1.23; 0.19% of total)
pirateofgold cheered [9] times: $2.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
critical_for_d4ys cheered [9] times: $2.06 (avg. cheer of $0.23; 0.16% of total)
npbsmith2 cheered [1] times: $2.00 (avg. cheer of $2.00; 0.15% of total)
vampcubus cheered [5] times: $2.00 (avg. cheer of $0.40; 0.15% of total)
kodykarls cheered [8] times: $2.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.15% of total)
shortcake45 cheered [2] times: $2.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.15% of total)
royalfan cheered [2] times: $2.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.15% of total)
darkseiddragon cheered [1] times: $2.00 (avg. cheer of $2.00; 0.15% of total)
mungo_mungo cheered [2] times: $2.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.15% of total)
savethathouse cheered [5] times: $2.00 (avg. cheer of $0.40; 0.15% of total)
mickjones90 cheered [4] times: $2.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.15% of total)
nodnarby cheered [1] times: $2.00 (avg. cheer of $2.00; 0.15% of total)
thegoatlucas cheered [5] times: $2.00 (avg. cheer of $0.40; 0.15% of total)
nwo_hollywood_hogan_ cheered [2] times: $2.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.15% of total)
jigsawlivegaming cheered [1] times: $1.90 (avg. cheer of $1.90; 0.15% of total)
gamemaster2003isdead cheered [3] times: $1.80 (avg. cheer of $0.60; 0.14% of total)
tylerjku cheered [4] times: $1.75 (avg. cheer of $0.44; 0.13% of total)
cyberelc cheered [6] times: $1.75 (avg. cheer of $0.29; 0.13% of total)
adammoney24 cheered [7] times: $1.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.13% of total)
shingabrius cheered [7] times: $1.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.13% of total)
bwt56 cheered [4] times: $1.75 (avg. cheer of $0.44; 0.13% of total)
swello55 cheered [3] times: $1.60 (avg. cheer of $0.53; 0.12% of total)
romeyro cheered [3] times: $1.60 (avg. cheer of $0.53; 0.12% of total)
huntingowlgames cheered [6] times: $1.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.12% of total)
big_dick_phil cheered [6] times: $1.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.12% of total)
yuichimccry cheered [1] times: $1.35 (avg. cheer of $1.35; 0.10% of total)
cocsuccer68 cheered [5] times: $1.31 (avg. cheer of $0.26; 0.10% of total)
ihav4gotn cheered [5] times: $1.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.10% of total)
sensfan42 cheered [2] times: $1.25 (avg. cheer of $0.62; 0.10% of total)
calinks cheered [5] times: $1.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.10% of total)
rowdycatnut cheered [5] times: $1.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.10% of total)
britz94xd cheered [5] times: $1.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.10% of total)
bentboxer cheered [5] times: $1.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.10% of total)
evil_coco cheered [4] times: $1.15 (avg. cheer of $0.29; 0.09% of total)
tyholmes12 cheered [1] times: $1.05 (avg. cheer of $1.05; 0.08% of total)
ellffysaurusrex cheered [4] times: $1.02 (avg. cheer of $0.26; 0.08% of total)
brandon_x7 cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.08% of total)
residentevilbeating cheered [4] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.08% of total)
mastersaruwatari cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.08% of total)
kold_world cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.08% of total)
imnotawhinybaby cheered [4] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.08% of total)
ramen117 cheered [4] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.08% of total)
orcsrdorks7 cheered [2] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.08% of total)
moretoxic100 cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.08% of total)
tonyloki cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.08% of total)
synapse_321 cheered [4] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.08% of total)
jewbacca2o3 cheered [4] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.08% of total)
b0atknight cheered [4] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.08% of total)
lightkun1988 cheered [2] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.08% of total)
geoffthehero cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.08% of total)
nich2440 cheered [4] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.08% of total)
auzziesly47adam cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.08% of total)
xxdupeboyxx cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.08% of total)
c0cksucccer69 cheered [4] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.08% of total)
a7x_nightmare cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.08% of total)
philishusbando cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.08% of total)
theycallmetmac cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.08% of total)
roxasincarnate cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.08% of total)
minnowpause cheered [4] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.08% of total)
koventh_ cheered [3] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.33; 0.08% of total)
thatanonyraccoon cheered [2] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.08% of total)
timboslicegb cheered [4] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.08% of total)
edwardyelper cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.08% of total)
bullitclub cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.08% of total)
rosshardie cheered [1] times: $0.95 (avg. cheer of $0.95; 0.07% of total)
bboypsyklone cheered [1] times: $0.95 (avg. cheer of $0.95; 0.07% of total)
skorged_ice cheered [2] times: $0.80 (avg. cheer of $0.40; 0.06% of total)
wholetruthbruce cheered [3] times: $0.80 (avg. cheer of $0.27; 0.06% of total)
theenationalsocialist cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.06% of total)
freegreggygg cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.06% of total)
aes0411 cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.06% of total)
blravenwizard cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.06% of total)
ubska cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.06% of total)
nolbert87 cheered [1] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.75; 0.06% of total)
hydrocarbon1 cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.06% of total)
thatindieglo cheered [2] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.38; 0.06% of total)
nickyrickydickyanddawn95 cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.06% of total)
last_tendie cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.06% of total)
rockstar0182 cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.06% of total)
popsicolo cheered [2] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.38; 0.06% of total)
bethebabyrex cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.06% of total)
kushiyakitori cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.06% of total)
steveofhouse cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.06% of total)
hyperior21 cheered [4] times: $0.58 (avg. cheer of $0.14; 0.04% of total)
solid_fantasy cheered [2] times: $0.55 (avg. cheer of $0.28; 0.04% of total)
litterial cheered [2] times: $0.55 (avg. cheer of $0.28; 0.04% of total)
hobbs1017 cheered [2] times: $0.51 (avg. cheer of $0.26; 0.04% of total)
maxclarke26cheese cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.04% of total)
thatbritishlad_ cheered [1] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.04% of total)
i_cry_u_reee_we_all_laugh cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.04% of total)
bmtelle cheered [1] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.04% of total)
thingslikethat cheered [1] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.04% of total)
i_luv_tits1 cheered [1] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.04% of total)
itscricri cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.04% of total)
thewanderer1800 cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.04% of total)
peterpecker420 cheered [1] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.04% of total)
savethathouserises cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.04% of total)
feignit cheered [1] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.04% of total)
orangexjvice cheered [1] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.04% of total)
ultimateroider cheered [1] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.04% of total)
saintmichaelarchangel cheered [1] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.04% of total)
breen1994 cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.04% of total)
hindae cheered [1] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.04% of total)
gongbanza cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.04% of total)
possibly91bears cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.04% of total)
bigtone995 cheered [1] times: $0.45 (avg. cheer of $0.45; 0.03% of total)
e_machine14 cheered [1] times: $0.40 (avg. cheer of $0.40; 0.03% of total)
begston_garvey cheered [1] times: $0.30 (avg. cheer of $0.30; 0.02% of total)
abigailreifinger cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
alexander_rossi cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
greggygg77 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
grumpyg3ngar cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
djmikey242 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
eleavi cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
raisinbreadistasty cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
tigerdawgk1 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
bbpoultry cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
drloverocket cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
selsunblu cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
payyourtaxesjustin cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
kekon3 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
kornchi cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
renjessejames cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
hotcereal cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
fluttershy1970 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
sprankn cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
marblestherabbit cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
shadowxzxg cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
calo_nord_ cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
kingofbarz cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
despoiler57 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
cobrastrike09 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
kjones4140 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
faisalz7 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
hot_rey cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
waifudestroyermatt cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
thesaurusboy cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
cbvcalifloydian cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
kinggoken cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
ladymorag cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
sbuxchris cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
jaralato cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
amoxeris cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
manyperegrine81 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
survivor02 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
hippostabber cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
akioartorius cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
eclonic cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.02% of total)
eldeadmariachi cheered [1] times: $0.04 (avg. cheer of $0.04; 0.00% of total)
liam_jones17 cheered [2] times: $0.01 (avg. cheer of $0.01; 0.00% of total)

Maybe @EddyB43 can give some info on tips thus far. I've seen a few big ones ($20 and $50) but don't know the total. As always, if there's something you'd like to see added, feel free to ask.

 

[kebab4you]

EDIT: Phil just announced he will not make it to 90 or 100 because he has 'health issues he does not really talk about' that apparently rule that out. After Taxapalooza, I guess we're going to get AIDSfest.

The people that suggested that this would be the next topic for his fundraiser seems to have hit it quite close.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I'm sure i missed it but is there proof he switched the difficulty from normal to easy?

 

[LeeSydePanda]

I guess it's time to start #savethattv

 

[Prince Lotor]

Phil just announced he will not make it to 90 or 100 because he has 'health issues he does not really talk about' that apparently rule that out. After Taxapalooza, I guess we're going to get AIDSfest.

Doctor: Ahh, Mr Burnell, I'm glad you made it here. I got the results of your tests back and I'm very concerned. It says here you are 'Dangerously Stoopid'. Why your not going to make it to 40 if you keep venturing outside your house using your own judgment and reasoning capacity. I recommend you just sit on a couch, stay inside, and definitely don't try to chew gum while you do anything.

GoutyFatButt: Ohh, so my mom has 2 drinks a day because her doctor told her it's fine and my dad used her pregnant belly as a punching bag because he thought Russian Punching Baby Yoga would make me strong, but somehow it's my fault I'm stupid! Like I would ever listen to a stupid doctor ACK ACK ACK Get the fuck out of here!

Doctor: . . .this is my office. As far as the basics just try to take it reeeally slow when doing things like cooking or laundry. I would recommend trying to clean once a year, those appliances can be pretty tricky. You should probably only bathe every few days as many accidents happen in the bathroom. Mostly just sit on a couch and wobble back and forth for exercise and to prevent bedsores.

GoutyFatButt: Are you a moron? I have to go outside to get my mail! I'm sleeping when the mailman comes so how would I know?

Doctor: I recommend you only check your mail 2, maybe 3 times a week max. Just try to limit your contact with the outside world as much as possible so you don't accidentally drown looking up at the clouds with your mouth open while it's raining. Sound good?

See? It was doctor's orders this whole time. Who's the idiot now?

 

[LeeSydePanda]

Doctor: Ahh, Mr Burnell, I'm glad you made it here. I got the results of your tests back and I'm very concerned. It says here you are 'Dangerously Stoopid'. Why your not going to make it to 40 if you keep venturing outside your house using your own judgment and reasoning capacity. I recommend you just sit on a couch, stay inside, and definitely don't try to chew gum while you do anything.

GoutyFatButt: Ohh, so my mom has 2 drinks a day because her doctor told her it's fine and my dad used her pregnant belly as a punching bag because he thought Russian Punching Baby Yoga would make me strong, but somehow it's my fault I'm stupid! Like I would ever listen to a stupid doctor ACK ACK ACK Get the fuck out of here!

Doctor: . . .this is my office. As far as the basics just try to take it reeeally slow when doing things like cooking or laundry. I would recommend trying to clean once a year, those appliances can be pretty tricky. You should probably only bathe every few days as many accidents happen in the bathroom. Mostly just sit on a couch and wobble back and forth for exercise and to prevent bedsores.

GoutyFatButt: Are you a moron? I have to go outside to get my mail! I'm sleeping when the mailman comes so how would I know?

Doctor: I recommend you only check your mail 2, maybe 3 times a week max. Just try to limit your contact with the outside world as much as possible so you don't accidentally drown looking up at the clouds with your mouth open while it's raining. Sound good?

See? It was doctor's orders this whole time. Who's the idiot now?

Thank the lord jesus he's getting another Pandalee.