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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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SoGoose
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Could it be that she is going to be a youtuber/streamer, and they both agreed to do this as a way of hyping her up? Probably being too generous, but it seems weird how he really hasn't learned anything
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Oh shit nigga! We got autism todo! Check out Sea-Tac for any flights delayed for any reason and begin the process of combing through the shit.
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Ok nigga, you got some explaining to do before you get awarded the first "threadbanned 4 autism" over this saga.
First of all in your picture note that the bottom 3 thumbnails are arranged as so:
Now go to DSP's current Instagram page:
Same 3 thumbnails which means there was no new photo uploaded.
Explanation plz. Or someone else please verify that this picture ever existed.
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Well I edited a Instagram picture of him before and now I did it again.
Explanation enough?
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What do you mean "edited"? Did the photo exist on his Instagram page or not?
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Fabricating fake screenshots for current events
of course not I just wanted to have a little fun before the real reveal does happen
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Threadbanned 4 autism for a period of 72 hours.
Sorry but if you're going to post fake shit at least make it clearly sarcastic or not over current interesting events.
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Well that's violently disappointing. Ah well, Phil will exceed whatever is fabricated anyway. I mean, only Phil can find a way to make .txt look less like a miserable tard for weening at OPSeat by then chimping and raging at OPSeat for 20 minutes. Only Phil could make it dumber by then buying a chair from SpawnSeat and claiming sponsorship because of his ego not being able to take a blow like that.
Seriously, the best stories are the true ones; why do you think Phil is called fake and gay so often by such a wide swathe of people?
Seriously, the best stories are the true ones; why do you think Phil is called fake and gay so often by such a wide swathe of people?
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No.
To be very clear that Instagram picture never existed. Phil never offered to do a face reveal of his new girlfriend attaching it to a subcount.
The post/picture was entirely falsified.
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I already deleted my post because the response was basically pointless.
But thanks for checking the sources, Hero Psykolog.
Well, yeah. So we wait I guess. But it wouldn't surprise me if Phil reveals her at any time. He can't get his mouth shut.
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BallBuster
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Im not seeing any delayed flights into Seattle that match up with the timeline. Hmmmmm.
AmericFront
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don't worry, dsp
the only thing that was probably delayed was phil himself. Probably got drunk and overslept his girlfriend's arriving flight
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Giving a wee bit of benefit of the doubt here: didn't she have to get a connecting flight from somewhere? Maybe it was the first one that was delayed. Not that that explains how she would get to Seattle within two hours of missing a connection...
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Does Phil still have the box his spawn seat came in? He can use it as a special gift for whoever gives him the most money this month.
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Regardless of who she is, Phil seems genuinely positive for the first time since I've known him.
Hope that regardless of her intentions, the company does him some good and he becomes less toxic.
Hope that regardless of her intentions, the company does him some good and he becomes less toxic.
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That would literally be his end.
I mean what other redeeming quality does Mr. Burnell have? Maybe the GF is much of a fan of his antics as we are, just imagine it:
Soulmaid: "C'mon Phil! Do it, for meeeee!"
DSP: "Nah, i'm not in the mood"
Souldmaid: "C'mon, just say it one time and i'll make dinner!"
DSP: "Ok here i go, just for you: WHY AM I TAHXIC???????"
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United Airlines 635, left Chicago 1:48 late, just arrived at SeaTac and as of the writing of this, is taxiing to the gate.
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