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Oh, my. I'll have to get back on this.I'm shocked that the LuckyFortune8Family hasn't ended up in this thread. Let me introduce you to Amy and her five children--- of course, two sets of twins, conceived with donor spunk. In their years on youtube, they average about one mysterious and completely undiagnosable illness per month, as well as several broken bones and SEVERE ANAPHALAXYS. The mom is undeniably obsessed with her children being a meal ticket to fame and, of course, is on full disability pension because she has PTSD and some random new illness, and can't work...but can run around the country with her kids. Latest bomb shell dropped is that one of the young children has come out as a homosexual.
https://www.youtube.com/user/luckyfortune8family/featured - Their main channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzPUaP_mY7Y&list=PLKyUcNgr2R7Nmvy7uAkbxTa1V06azvCBt - An entire playlist of Munchie goodness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzPUaP_mY7Y&list=PLKyUcNgr2R7Nmvy7uAkbxTa1V06azvCBt - Another playlist of "mystery munch".
Did I mention that this woman, Amy, named her twins: Gypsy, Sheschintle, Jayce, and....Jedi. No shit. Have fun.
Oh. Trust me. It's the stuff that Kiwi Farmer dreams are made of. I was asked, via DM, to have a go at giving the general overall story for the LuckyFortun8Family. I'm unsure if they deserve their own thread but would be willing to give it a try. As I said, Amy Burton (the mother) is an odd duck. She has a 22 year old son from a relationship and he's failed to launch. Sometime between her first kid and her first set of twins, she had some horrible trauma happen and decided she couldn't work anymore. People have asked her to share what the incident was, because she claimed it was national news, and she won't. Using her name in a search doesn't bring up anything. Despite being unable to work and traumatized, Amy decided that she wanted more children and had herself two sets of twins with donor sperm. A fact that she's quite candid about. Here's where it starts to turn... of course, her pregnancies were life threatening and dangerous. The first set of twins, Gypsy and Jayce, were almost immediately put into the entertainment industry by their mother. Not much success followed. She enrolled the twins in gymnastics and other sports and began her quest for glory through the kids. She was on the dole but and constantly being chased from one apartment to another and so she chose to be inseminated again. The result was Jedi and Schescintle. About five year ago, she started youtubing. The kids have been in gymnastics, acting, ice skating, cheerleading, and at least ten other sports. The youngest (Shescintle, who is called Cinty) seems like an average ice skater and Amy thinks she's on track for being an Olympian. Not even a month into youtube, Amy began posting very odd and invasive videos about the kids' multiple health issues. All of the kids have had countless hospitalizations and ambulance rides, which Amy films. In particular, her oldest, Gypsy, had a two year period of stomach related cramps that would result in bizarre videos of hospital admissions showing the kid sucking on Penthrox and doctors finding nothing wrong. Amy was right there eating up the attention and calling the doctors lazy. One video - in particular- showcases the level of WTF best.Oh, my. I'll have to get back on this.
also, we were having a conversation about Puerto Rico once and he got angry about Trump because "Trump won't help Puerto Rico and it sucks because my IV bags come from there and now I can't get help". that always stuck out to me. is that even a remotely true statement?
also, we were having a conversation about Puerto Rico once and he got angry about Trump because "Trump won't help Puerto Rico and it sucks because my IV bags come from there and now I can't get help". that always stuck out to me. is that even a remotely true statement?
There's also some borderline inappropriate mother-son-bonding with her eldest. Seriously, if the Munch thread is your bread and butter- you'll find this delicious.
Oh. Trust me. It's the stuff that Kiwi Farmer dreams are made of. I was asked, via DM, to have a go at giving the general overall story for the LuckyFortun8Family. I'm unsure if they deserve their own thread but would be willing to give it a try. As I said, Amy Burton (the mother) is an odd duck. She has a 22 year old son from a relationship and he's failed to launch. Sometime between her first kid and her first set of twins, she had some horrible trauma happen and decided she couldn't work anymore. People have asked her to share what the incident was, because she claimed it was national news, and she won't. Using her name in a search doesn't bring up anything. Despite being unable to work and traumatized, Amy decided that she wanted more children and had herself two sets of twins with donor sperm. A fact that she's quite candid about. Here's where it starts to turn... of course, her pregnancies were life threatening and dangerous. The first set of twins, Gypsy and Jayce, were almost immediately put into the entertainment industry by their mother. Not much success followed. She enrolled the twins in gymnastics and other sports and began her quest for glory through the kids. She was on the dole but and constantly being chased from one apartment to another and so she chose to be inseminated again. The result was Jedi and Schescintle. About five year ago, she started youtubing. The kids have been in gymnastics, acting, ice skating, cheerleading, and at least ten other sports. The youngest (Shescintle, who is called Cinty) seems like an average ice skater and Amy thinks she's on track for being an Olympian. Not even a month into youtube, Amy began posting very odd and invasive videos about the kids' multiple health issues. All of the kids have had countless hospitalizations and ambulance rides, which Amy films. In particular, her oldest, Gypsy, had a two year period of stomach related cramps that would result in bizarre videos of hospital admissions showing the kid sucking on Penthrox and doctors finding nothing wrong. Amy was right there eating up the attention and calling the doctors lazy. One video - in particular- showcases the level of WTF best.
This video has Amy sharing some pretty strong words with a nurse who suspected Munch or histrionics..so they MOVED.
This video captures AMy following the ambulance containing her daughter as it goes to the hospital. She was bent out of shape that people were upset.
Gypsy, is also "severely allergic" to bug spray (which, in Australia, is necessary because all the insects are trying to kill you) and, recently, had to be taken to the ER by ambulance on vacation.
And, that's just one child!
She claims her youngest son is having "visual hallucinations" and she's tres concened.
The skater kid has broken multiple bones. Her twin has been mom-diagnosed with a lump on his eye that had to be cancer (but, turns out was a plugged tear duct). She claims the kids have broken their necks on trampoline (while she was filming). There are literally 50+videos of pure Munch. Mom also likes to film her childrens' reactions to things like a foreclosure (that forced them out of their home at the holidays and led to a patron and gofundme):
The original Patreon was removed and replaced with this Patreon
There's also some borderline inappropriate mother-son-bonding with her eldest. Seriously, if the Munch thread is your bread and butter- you'll find this delicious.
I would expect to see a lot more men being munchies if this was the case, but they are almost always female.
While men can get sucked into bizarre body part fetishes due to their sex drive, women seem to get sucked into bizarre munchie stuff for complex twisted emotional /psychological /attention seeking reasons.
I think the type of medical equipment sexual fetish that exisist is what you have in a novel/movie like Crash which verges on bondage/S&M kink gear, not feeding tubes, IVs and poop bags.
The yellow teeth have been pointed out in multiple videos. People, not including herself attempt to 'okay' it by saying it is from a medication. Yes, medications can cause teeth issues, but not at that young. They also attempt to say 'they are just baby teeth'. I hope at that age some of those are adult, and if they are she is going to need a full set of dentures by 18.THIS is disturbing AF. Some of these I raise eyebrows with and it's not the worst but this one really bothers me. Also in the little girl's hospital video I have to ask. Do kids in Australia not get free dental? That little girl has some teeth that majorly need treated. Medical neglect because it's not an emergency she can talk about?
Make the a thread, then!I think this is threadworthy - that's a LOT of content, and abusive moms usually qualify on their own. This lady is why I unfortunately question assisted fertility for single moms. They lead to unstable living situations almost by design.![]()
Yep. Amy tries to play it off as "athletic kids get injured more frequently", but... IF that was the case, then maybe your children need better supervision or coaching because she held the camera and filmed Gypsy almost breaking her neck....and kept rolling. Gypsy is a hypochondiac and munchie-in-trainnig. I also think she likes the Green Whistles. Parrticularly telling, to me,is that Gypsy and her mom claim that Gypsy has a "hospital routine". ?????????? Why? She doesn't have cancer or a chronic illness...she just goes to the ER for every bump, lump, and stomach ache.THIS is disturbing AF. Some of these I raise eyebrows with and it's not the worst but this one really bothers me. Also in the little girl's hospital video I have to ask. Do kids in Australia not get free dental? That little girl has some teeth that majorly need treated. Medical neglect because it's not an emergency she can talk about?
Yes! The worst part of it is that, with no father and no family, there's no accountability. Her oldest is enjoying the trips and free lodging. The mom is in total control and she manipulates every situation to her advantage. I don't know how Australia works, really, but a few viewers had said that, with the number of kids she has, she really has no bills other than sports and she's set up the gofundme and patreon to use that money on whatever she deems fit. How can someone living in government housing, with five donor conceived children, whose food and health care are subsidized, with no school fees, go bankrupt?LuckyFortune8Family, or more so rightly named UnLuckyFortune8Family is a train wreck beyond train wreck's. She could be urban's dictionary's example of 'Munchie by proxy by internet'. It's even more disturbing because the children are innocent bystanders in this woman's path of destruction.
And her small groupie group that is left went on about how it's 'so rude'. Oh, and of course per Morgan usual is was all about medication. Including;
"They PROMISED ME that i would be completely knocked out. But they gave me 2 meds that i told them speicifically DONT WORK FOR ME. Fentynl and verses. They placed the picc which wasn’t as horrible as i expected (although terribly sore today) then loaded me
Up as much as they could for the port but i was wide awake the entire hour and a half but just like i have been saying since THE DAY I GOT it; this port wasn’t right. And i was right. There was a pretty big bacterial infection in the scar tissue and to top it off infelt every tug and the stitches were by far the worst part but by then he had MAXED OUT what he could give me and i was still completely coherent like nothing happened and fentynl is the shit that all these people are dying from on the street because it’s laced with that. It’s honestly kind of funny to me because fentynl does nothing but give me 5 Ativan and I’m sleepy as hell.".
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hNS6GStwGbU
This one is completely fucking bonkers. Her "service dog" isn't, it's "alert" is its reaction to treats, its covered in patches and she goes absolutely ape-shit if anyone so much as looks at it, even though its covered in gaudy bling.
Around 6mins in, she just lies down in the middle of a shopping trip. She SAYS the dog alerted, but to the untrained - ie non-munchie - eye, it looks like she gets an attention hit talking about herself and boring the store guys senseless then, as soon as their attention wanes, she lies down and persuades Fido to get on top of her.
She's also in endless slapfights with other SD users (including one bizarre saga involving her bullying another munchie into faking suicide) and has a 35min vid explaining how someone "distracted my (untrained, unnecessary and blaring) service dog" and she didn't just fall over. No, she special fell over and got special concussion. Which is now being milked to death.
I think she was mentioned earlier, but this vid shows she's pure mentalist.
Holy shit!
She does this with her small child in the cart!
This one is completely fucking bonkers. Her "service dog" isn't, it's "alert" is its reaction to treats, its covered in patches and she goes absolutely ape-shit if anyone so much as looks at it, even though its covered in gaudy bling.
LuckyFortune8Family, or more so rightly named UnLuckyFortune8Family is a train wreck beyond train wreck's. She could be urban's dictionary's example of 'Munchie by proxy by internet'. It's even more disturbing because the children are innocent bystanders in this woman's path of destruction. From the video's I did watch almost all them involved Starly needing morphine, she's a child, yes children need pain management but the amount of videos were she is clearly under the influence of the powerful narcotic is disturbing. She claims the older of set of twins (Her name is slipping me) is constantly having anaphylatic reactions, yet states she does not care epi around. Um?! Than either a) the reactions aren't bad enough that the doctors are prescribing epi (and a good portion of doctors will give epi with instructions on when to give it) or b) In her sick twisted mind by not carrying epi for her 'reactions' will let her sickly video her being sick. and I quote reactions, because in all the videos of said reactions, she had nothing wrong with her skin, nor was she vomiting. Both are common, and actually pretty much required to define a severe reaction, even if it doesn't hit an anaphylatic level.
Don't even get me into the whole 'single mother who the kids don't have a father' problem. Yes, families come in all sorts but to purposelessly get pregnant to be a single mother is an other check box in a list of why she so perfectly defines that is munchie by interenet by proxy. Those children are growing up with a really rather wrapped view of t he world, from the inside of a hospital constantly. Or, you know they are somehow than perfectly healthy enough to be competitively doing ice skating and gymnastics. (Which, I searched and somehow she hasn't gone down the Ehlers Danlos road yet).
The yellow teeth have been pointed out in multiple videos. People, not including herself attempt to 'okay' it by saying it is from a medication. Yes, medications can cause teeth issues, but not at that young. They also attempt to say 'they are just baby teeth'. I hope at that age some of those are adult, and if they are she is going to need a full set of dentures by 18.
The whole case reminds me of similar case that happened years ago in the US, Justina Pelletier. I attempted to find a non biased article, but her parents had a pretty heavy say in media (especially Fox news). In the end, they regained custody (I believe she is now 1and are attempting to sue Boston Children's. The case plays out like many other munchie by proxy cases. Similarly, her teeth are disgustingly yellow as well. Also, creepily noted, she was an ice skater. Her family wasn't quite as media public but they definitely out did LuckyFortune8Family in medical care, getting care from at least 5 different hospitals in 3 different states.
In other Munchie news, Morgan from "Morgan's Medical Journal" is going downhill, and fast according to her. She had a port removed because 'infection' and 'possible sepsis' but OH MY she didn't get admitted and was sent home same day with a PICC *insert big eye roll*. When a person pointed out that she wasn't tell the truth;
"Can’t get fluids through your GTube?
Also I never heard of someone having a bacteria infection in a port and being allowed to leave hospital immediately following taking said port out? 100% of people I know who have had a bacterial infection in a port had to have IV antibiotics and stay in hospital
Also
You do realize the heart dr doesn’t believe you have a serious issue or you would be back sooner
But you don’t go back till summer
So, you just look for another dr.
?? Issues much?"
Big Mama bear responded with:
"I simply DO NOT understand why ANYONE would continue to badger my daughter and question her every move. Listen, if you don’t want to follow her page and be supportive for God’s sake get off the page. As her Mom, it is my job to protect her. There are so many great people who are incredibly supportive and we love you and all you stand for. We are so honored to help educate and create awareness. So please just leave the page if you feel you can’t be respectful!
Thank you so very much!!"
And her small groupie group that is left went on about how it's 'so rude'. Oh, and of course per Morgan usual is was all about medication. Including;
"They PROMISED ME that i would be completely knocked out. But they gave me 2 meds that i told them speicifically DONT WORK FOR ME. Fentynl and verses. They placed the picc which wasn’t as horrible as i expected (although terribly sore today) then loaded me
Up as much as they could for the port but i was wide awake the entire hour and a half but just like i have been saying since THE DAY I GOT it; this port wasn’t right. And i was right. There was a pretty big bacterial infection in the scar tissue and to top it off infelt every tug and the stitches were by far the worst part but by then he had MAXED OUT what he could give me and i was still completely coherent like nothing happened and fentynl is the shit that all these people are dying from on the street because it’s laced with that. It’s honestly kind of funny to me because fentynl does nothing but give me 5 Ativan and I’m sleepy as hell."
With the amount of spelling errors, she needs to calm down on the meds, and screaming about how the max dose of a powerful narcotic doesn't do anything only makes you more munchie than ever. She is seriously going off the deep end, and I expect her to end up in the ICU soon, or dead per her writings. They don't knock you out for a port, they do sedation, and that is exactly what she got, but because she takes so many narcotics, she couldn't reach a comfort level. That should be your big red flag.