The Real Squat Magic - Here, have a hydraulic pump up your ass

[DarkSydePundit]

What is it with Women's fitness items that stimulate sexual intercourse?

The Shake Weight was no different

 

[OwO What's This?]

the whole point is to get a bigger butt, so at least in this case the exercise matches the desire

 

[RG 448]

Does the seat thing detatch? Asking for myself.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Add a sub to that guys list.
That video was pretty funny.

 

[ForgedBlades]

It's been a while since I've had an Old Fashioned.

 

[The Demon]

blacked

 

[Orkeosaurus]

doesnt the act of sitting on it eliminate a lot of the muscular tension desired? I mean, fat people have no problem sitting.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

doesnt the act of sitting on it eliminate a lot of the muscular tension desired? I mean, fat people have no problem sitting.

These people sell on emotions, not logic

These ads are always brilliant and they work to this day.

Present a problem and shortly after present a solution to this problem.

If it doesn't matter if it really *works*, it just has to make "Click" in the customers head to call the number to buy.

They just have to see those fit bomb ass squat girls next to that machine and people subconciusly make the connection that it has to work.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

 

[Piss Clam]

High school wieght lifting... there is always that one guy the blows ass loudly every time doing a squat.

Years later it's one of my formidable memories.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

High school wieght lifting... there is always that one guy the blows ass loudly every time doing a squat.

Years later it's one of my formidable memories.

You just gotta fall over and pretend to have a muscle spasm that took control over you so you had no choice but to fart.

 

[Yop Yop]

This video sexually aroused me.

 

[RadicalCentrist]

High school wieght lifting... there is always that one guy the blows ass loudly every time doing a squat.

Years later it's one of my formidable memories.

Formidable... memories?

 

[The Demon]

the true product for those where "hotdog down a hallway" applies

 

[Dysnomia]

You need to use Squat Magic with a Shake Weight in each hand to get the optimum results.

 

[Piss Clam]

Formidable... memories?

adjective
1.
causing fear, apprehension, or dread:
a formidable opponent.
2.
of discouraging or awesome strength, size, difficulty, etc.; intimidating:
a formidable problem.
3.
arousing feelings of awe or admiration because of grandeur, strength, etc.
4. of great strength; forceful; powerful:

I was talking about the fart so you know it wasn't something you'd say "well that is normal".

 

[Big Nasty]

Me and my buddies used to call any sort of mechanical exercise equipment a "butt machine".