DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Monday Michiru]

I think it's ChaosRealm#2893. https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/ChaosRealm-2893 That one is ranked at 1733 from a previous season, has the higher level by 200 at 656, and seems to only play female heroes and the weeb heroes Genji and Hanzo. Weapon Accuracy is in the bottom 10% of players. The other account with a lot of playtime is a Symmetra main that only seems to play QP.

And, wonderful wonderful, "Last Played 2 Days Ago." It appears Phillard didn't lie that he played OW on his girlfriend's computer. Mary Sue details about a two-dozen kill count with his hands tied behind his back, however, remain in the realm of myth.

EDIT:

Weapon Accuracy is in the bottom 10% of players.

Soulmates.

 

[ZipZop]

Leanna's voice reminded me of that guy on the SOKast that I wished would just shut the fuck up. Otherwise she was pretty good looking.

I think that guy was a woman from australia. Yeah, she was fucking irritating.

 

[Lurkette]

I think it's ChaosRealm#2893. https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/ChaosRealm-2893 That one is ranked at 1733 from a previous season, has the higher level by 200 at 656, and seems to only play female heroes and the weeb heroes Genji and Hanzo. Weapon Accuracy is in the bottom 10% of players. The other account with a lot of playtime is a Symmetra main that only seems to play QP.

i'm so confused and out of the loop
1) when did philbert slip her battletag? or wait, was it her yt videos?
2) i'm not sure how these newfangled websites work, but master overwatch states 2893 played Soldier a few minutes ago in QP, but Overbuff states he hasn't been played in four months.

 

[Preferred Penne]

She's fairly cute.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

Phil really loves to do the exact same thing over and over and over and over. Besides looks, how is this woman any different from Leana? How is this situation any different from that one? How is this possibly going to end any different from the last relationship?


That first picture of her isn't flattering. I thought she wasn't very good looking, but her other pictures do her more justice. Maybe standing next to Phil makes it that way. She's kind of cute.

 

[tarni]

idk I think Kat is far more attractive than Leanna. To me she's more "woman" than Leanna was (at least earlier on). It very much depends what you find attractive though.

We're talking this:
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versus:
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I think towards her exit from the series Leanna definitely started presenting herself better (if that even makes sense) compared to when they first cast her for the role. Anyway, if I had to pick, I'd much rather the "Kat" because I just never really liked much about Leanna to begin with.

These pics are not really comparable. Screenshot vs selfie, subtle everyday make-up vs. full warpaint plus filters...

 

[Napoleon OG]

Bipolar or just crippling depression? Either way those eyes make her look dead inside.

 

[Ching_Chong]

I'm pretty sure he picked up a guy in transition... Jesus Christ.

I wonder how many cans she can open with those teeth when her irritating voice isn't coming out of that mouth?

 

[Jerbear89]

She's fairly cute.

yeah for sure especially for mr pigroach

 

[ZipZop]

I'm pretty sure he picked up a guy in transition... Jesus Christ.

I wonder how many cans she can open with those teeth when her irritating voice isn't coming out of that mouth?

Phil snorts her pussy and she eats Phil's dick.

 

[Prince Lotor]

And, wonderful wonderful, "Last Played 2 Days Ago." It appears Phillard didn't lie that he played OW on his girlfriend's computer. Mary Sue details about a two-dozen kill count with his hands tied behind his back, however, remain in the realm of myth.

EDIT:

Soulmates.

LMFAO https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/ChaosRealm-2893
Recent Activity: Quick Play Saturday 1:54 PM 1 Win as Dva/Mercy
Elims: 12 Deaths: 11 Medals: 2 Bronze Healing: 716

So it looks like the first thing Phil screwed up for her is her Overwatch stats

Last played before that was January 30th

 

[Lurkette]

still confused as fuck about these websites but i screencapped something interesting, dunno if anyone else pointed it out

if that matches up with the time he said he played, he lied about what character he picked. why? because he picked unmanly characters? i can see him getting shit for playing mercy (mercy one tricks and all) but i haven't seen much hate for d.va players.

and something weird i noticed on the other accounts, a wild guess is that these are like...accounts set up at a gamestore or for a party or something?

11995

1428

from what i understand, these are saying the 800+/200+ games were all won in one long session.


edit: ninja'd, damn


edit edit: i just put in my overwatch info to see what came up, and figured out that the other accounts with the wonky QP stats were both put into the system 6 hours ago, so that's what happened there.
the more you know

 

[grump]

she looks like a normal-ass woman ya'll should get a grip

Say what you want about Kat's looks (yes, Leanna now is better looking), she's at least age appropriate for Phil and this isn't another case of a man in his 30's dating a girl right out of high school like some creepy sex pervert. Only time will tell what her personality is actually like, can't be any worse than Leanna's, right?

the new girl is way better looking than leanna way to go pigroach

Meh...its not that Kat is half bad or that Leanna is extraordinarily pretty. Its just in some angles she kinda looks like she's a little huskier than Panda and a lot of people including me prefer slim chicks. It may be an oldfashioned and increasingly derided preference but I'm not ashamed to admit it. If you're into Kat more power to you. Different strokes and all.

She also kinda looks like she's in her thirties (again no knock against older women) and I personally find the modern notion that men's physical preference for a mate scales indefinitely with age (ie a 50 year old man is expected to physically be attracted to a 50 year old woman over a 22 year old) to be ridiculous. But thats just me.

 

[OneDaySon]

Phil really loves to do the exact same thing over and over and over and over. Besides looks, how is this woman any different from Leana? How is this situation any different from that one? How is this possibly going to end any different from the last relationship?

It can't be any different from the last relationship as he's looking for an exact replacement of the last relationship. So it has to go exactly as it did before.

So how do you think Phill will spin it to rewrite history about his maid being dox'd?

Get hype for the next few prestreams this week (you can pick any one of them, when it comes to his prestreams for the week they're all the exact same) of him gloating and "proving the detractors wrong" because she's real even though most people thought she was real and they just said she wasn't so he'd be goaded into showing her off, which due to his fragile ego he would. He does this all the time, he'll gloat and shit saying he won and the haters must be crying when in reality they're getting exactly what they want because they were only saying shit to him so he'd do the opposite and ACTUALLY "prove them wrong." same case with the girlfriend here. So yeah I'm predicting gloating and him being smug thinking he's proved everyone wrong, the other thing I predict is him being smug about her being doxxed because he'll say "It doesn't matter anymore, I introduced her and she lives with me now! She can get doxxed all she wants! I don't care if you dox her." and all that other stuff when he was saying she was "protected now and it doesn't matter." and I bet that'll get him in shit and be clipped and used against him a ton in some "DSP doesn't care about her" rhetoric which he'll get mad over.

He's so predictable.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

No no. That's just Phil as usual.

You can tell cause there's another person in the frame who looks marginally better.

Sick burn son. But really. She just looks off in that picture (Kat if you are reading this it’s not your best picture ok? Might have been the angle, but it looks like you got some cheap Mexican plastic surgery)

 

[Windows 98]

I'm a few pages late but yikes! if it weren't for the voice I would think this was a mid-transition troon...

I made it a few minutes into their P5 video before I had to close. she seems a bit retarded. bagged himself a weeb with extra side of 'tism. bet she thinks all the cooking and cleaning is just like being at one of those maid cafes! NYA NYA

 

[Blackadder2000]

anybody else see that imprint inside the circle?

That's "her" cock imprint

 

[Monday Michiru]

LMFAO https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/ChaosRealm-2893
Recent Activity: Quick Play Saturday 1:54 PM 1 Win as Dva/Mercy
Elims: 12 Deaths: 11 Medals: 2 Bronze Healing: 716

So it looks like the first thing Phil screwed up for her is her Overwatch stats

Last played before that was January 30th

I missed this for some reason.

if that matches up with the time he said he played, he lied about what character he picked. why? because he picked unmanly characters? i can see him getting shit for playing mercy (mercy one tricks and all) but i haven't seen much hate for d.va players.

Didn't lie about his character choice, but rather the monstrous performance he turned in. Phil claimed 21 kills, 52% kill participation, with numerous Roadhog hook dodges and other fantastic moves, all while using an XB1 controller. On PC, by the way.

The point of even bringing it up was for him to shit on his current TV, suggesting if he got a better one there might be less lag, and he'd do better in games. (Never mind that his scrubbiness is mostly down to attitude.)

i'm so confused and out of the loop
1) when did philbert slip her battletag? or wait, was it her yt videos?

No. We know her online alias, ChaosRealm, so we're in the investigatory process of looking for it on every platform we can think of. Phil specifically mentioned he played Overwatch on her computer recently, and when he did so, so I realized "Hey, she must have a battletag. Let's start looking, and start with the ones named ChaosRealm."

And we found it well enough.

Sick burn son. But really. She just looks off in that picture (Kat if you are reading this it’s not your best picture ok? Might have been the angle, but it looks like you got some cheap Mexican plastic surgery)

It's a forced smile. Better than 18-year-old Leanna squirming and darting her eyes back and forth like she was in an ISIS hostage video.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

I haven't seen the playthrough videos to know what her personality is like but I dunno why everyone is shitting on the girl. At the very least, she looks like she's mature and knows how to handle herself. Living (presumably alone) overseas in Japan also suggests that a bit to me
I don't think she's totally hideous but she's definitely not good looking. I'm just in this situation where I feel like I'm staring at two siblings and one is college educated/relatively "successful" while the other is a NEET who still lives at home, so I'm left wondering if Kat will last long living with an actual manchild.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

"Well yes, i totally agree that pc gaming is where it’s at if you want the absolute least delay possible. But i dont have the option of getting an insanely badass gaming pc, and getting a new tv may be a quick, good improvement."

see???

Sit at your desk and plug the console into that nice new monitor you got.