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Honestly we don't know shit about her yet besides she's tried and failed to be a YouTuber/twitch streamer and is now living with Phil.

She could be a very nice person that's just been tricked into believing Phil's a great guy. Remember, the only person talking to her up until now about Phil has been Phil.
 
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One thing Fred did correctly observe is deep down Phil is relatively humorless when it comes to himself and takes his ego very seriously but he'll try to hide it. IE during the fapping incident his true nature was to clamp down and ban everybody until his fans convinced him to play the part of the jokester. Looks like the Papa Lou troll is finally make the mask slip off Phil a bit again. 20:41

 
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anybody else see that imprint inside the circle?
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Looks debate aside. She's what? 3-4 years older than PandaRee, the difference is Panda wizened up and got the hell out of there. New girl's presumably a fan of Phil's and has seen the kinda stuff he's been saying about her new maid duties and how she can help pay muh bills and still thinks it's a good idea to move in. She's either in DIRE financial straits and desperate to escape the area she lived and sees Phil as a cushy paypig (ironic considering his livelihood is built on begging an ever shrinking group of paypigs to provide for him) in which case she's actually far more immature than Panda ever was, because Panda got with DSP at a time when he was making that Machinima money dood and didn't have anywhere near the negativity and examples of him being a scumbag that he does now.

or...maybe the new girl really does see Phil as her Soulmate after meeting him in person a couple times. Maybe they bonded over the fact that they both dropped Yakuza 0 and Persona 5. Maybe this is happily ever after for Phil.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
Leanna can rest easy she was more attractive. This new girl's eyebrows are completely fucked. I bet Leanna is laughing her ass off at this whole thing. When Leanna 2.0 fails he will probably come crawling back to her.
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Let's not act like Leanna was a model herself. Early Leanna was plain as shit too.

We need to see how the Seattle air treats the new girl for a few months before we can judge. It worked wonders for Panda and Phil's Gout.
 
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Say what you want about Kat's looks (yes, Leanna now is better looking), she's at least age appropriate for Phil and this isn't another case of a man in his 30's dating a girl right out of high school like some creepy sex pervert. Only time will tell what her personality is actually like, can't be any worse than Leanna's, right?
 
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AmericFront said:
anybody else see that imprint inside the circle?
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What the hell is going on with this beard? It's like he used the clipper's lowest guard setting on his flabby cheeks. It looks fucking awful, if he can grow out that shit-ass goatee, he should keep the same length throughout. This is how he greets his soulmate? Love that the Lesion of Doom is still kicking.
 
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May have been said already but don't feel like going through 20 pages...
Phil is dating an aspiring internet personality he will reveal in a video on Valentines day. When did we go through the fucking wormhole and travel back in time? Between this and the "redemption runs" the theory Phil is trying to redo his entire career to find success is holding more water every fucking day.
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It was an instagram post, and not a video, and there may still be a video in the works, but fuck it.
Face reveals are six years apart to the day. GG.
 
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PoopMagnet said:
When DSP laments about needing a large tv for his business, what he is really saying is, "I want a big tv because I believe that will offset me not wearing my glasses." I wish could see an alt universe where Phil wears his glasses and doesn't miss things that are right in front of him. I'm sure though he'd still be a huge ass though, probably every alternate reality he's a dumbass.
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The Council of Phils.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
Leanna can rest easy she was more attractive. This new girl's eyebrows are completely fucked. I bet Leanna is laughing her ass off at this whole thing. When Leanna 2.0 fails he will probably come crawling back to her.
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The issue with Leanna was never really her looks though, its more when she opened her mouth, a hell sound known as her voice came out.

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What the hell is going on with this beard? It's like he used the clipper's lowest guard setting on his flabby cheeks. It looks fucking awful, if he can grow out that shit-ass goatee, he should keep the same length throughout. This is how he greets his soulmate? Love that the Lesion of Doom is still kicking.
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I personally think he purposefully grew out the beard to hide his wart.

So, now that DSP doesn't have to worry about doxxing now and keeping her a secret, he can now tell us what her personality is like, right? I mean... that's why he didn't talk about her personally and only talked about how she can cook and clean, because he was trying to keep as much of her a secret as possible... right? Cause I mean for a soul mate she's gotta have an amazing personality. If they're moving in together already they must have just CLICKED.
 
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Monday Michiru said:
Soooooo, anyone have any insight as to what her battletag is?
MasterOverwatch lists three players named ChaosRealm, all of whom play on PC.
https://masteroverwatch.com/search/chaosrealm
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Phil said she was very good. I'll bite. Let's click on the one who's played the most matches.
Hmm... Recent Sessions... hmm...

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Well, would you look at that. One session played four hours ago, and one session played three weeks ago.
No Feb 10th single-match session with godmode stats to be found. Really made me think.

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EDIT: unfortunately this isn't as conclusive as I thought it would be. The other two appear to have their session histories set to private, presumably to guard against exactly the kind of stalking I'm doing right now.

https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/global/Chaosrealm-1428
This one's stats are pretty good, but s/he appears to be playing OW right this minute.
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I think it's ChaosRealm#2893. https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/ChaosRealm-2893 That one is ranked at 1733 from a previous season, has the higher level by 200 at 656, and seems to only play female heroes and the weeb heroes Genji and Hanzo. Weapon Accuracy is in the bottom 10% of players. The other account with a lot of playtime is a Symmetra main that only seems to play QP.
 
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